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What the hell is so bad about Oakland for the A's, anyway? Why are Sacramento and San Jose better?

I, too, want to see Shaq show Kobe who the man is. Bulls@Pistons is a nationally televised game tonight, if you have WGN.

I'm looking forward to Hubie Brown on color. I hear he's good.

and if you like pina coladas...

If I was a coach, I'd vote for myself!

OH NOES THE YANKEES MIGHT NOT WIN A HUNDERD GAMES MY LIFE IS OVER

I'm tired of your stupid anime sig. I don't care about Vash and Wolfman.

Belichick should read my post at thesmartmarks about how he looks ridiculous in a hoodie and should wear a goddamn tie.

No, then we have to read your sky-is-falling crap twice.

Maybe Selig will override the MEGA-TRADE with the BIoB clause in that it makes the payroll skyrocket way way way too high.

Hey, I heard Karl Malone hit on Kobe Bryant's wife. I better start a thread!

But can Brady write posts that read like B-grade Sean O'Haire promos?

Nothing is more shameless than Surge. No XFL no video games no shoes NOTHING. Surge.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING PATRIOTS FANS AT THIS BOARD? It's disproportionate.

How about all the division 1A quarterbacks make a list of tasteless jokes one night, then I look at them all and arbitrarily pick one and say "okay, you win football." Then one of them, who we'll call The Amazing Leinart, pesters me all night declaring that he won football, and it's not even a question. Then I pick someone else just to mess with him.

Just have Richard Nixon decide the national champion again.

That's why it's so frustrating when he talks shit about me for no good reason.

Oh yeah, like I've had reasons to with each and every post! Unnecessary exclamation point! Oh, Incandenza, is there no one you don't feel the need to act superior to?

I got INXS his girlfriend's money for Christmas

Now Kobe has to come back with "if you're a brick wall, I'm the Kool-Aid Man......OH YEAH!"

I'll miss the production when it was there, but I won't miss the incessant bitching about the strike zone, or his shitty baserunning, or the way he treated the broadcasters like shit. Now I hope Michael Barrett or someone roughs up Bob Brenly, then we'll have to get Stoney back.

So basically we chose two departing free agents over Steve Stone in this mess. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? Now we don't have Stone OR Alou.

Here's what we're looking at with the Bulls down the road: at Detroit at Milwaukee New Jersey Orlando Detroit at New Orleans Utah The Pistons will be hard to beat at the Palace, but with the momentum we have going and the Pistons treading water, anything's possible. There's no excuse not to beat the Bucks right now. New Jersey is improved with Carter and Kidd but again, who knows. Orlando and Detroit will be tough. Hornets should be an easy win. Utah depends on AK47.

I only want Sosa gone once we know we have Beltran.