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You figured me out. Then when reunification comes and the Velvet Needle-and-Thread put The Czech Republic and Slovakia back together, I SHALL RULE THE BOARD!!!!!!!1

Some discussion of the All-Star Game, guys.

See the thread I just started to understand why Mr. X The Spooky Secret Agent Man would be a more competent moderator than I would.

Yes, Undertaker's pants (I mentioned those somewhere else just recently, didn't I?) and HHH no-selling death were low points of the show, as well as Cole calling SS matches "Classic Survivor Series matches."

Here's the deal with 11 Alive, from its most avid fan: Let's flash back to January 1998. WWF signed a deal with the Bud Paxson-owned stations (formerly HSN, later PAX TV) to carry new original programming. So for a few weeks, they hyped a show called "11 Alive" which we were supposed to Check Our Local Listings for. So we all turned to our UHF station that had turned to nothing but dog racing or Ron Popeil informercials after HSN moved off, and found a hot new show called 11 Alive. Then we looked at the ring aprons and realized it was just Shotgun Saturday Night, and also realized the commentators at the desk were not the same ones we were hearing, unless Michael Hayes is a shapeshifter and he's been keeping that talent of his in the dark for all these years. Anyway, this charade lasted from January '98 until March '98. The last installment was just Dok in that one room with the TVs and t-shirts everywhere, shilling WrestleMania XIV. He told us to tune in to 11 Alive next week, and when I did, I was greeted by some infomercial for a pasta maker. Alas: 11 Alive had been cancelled by either the WWF or the Paxson people. FAST FACTS Aired on stations that are now PAX affiliates, 1/98 to 3/98 Aired at 11 a.m. (all time zones) on Saturday mornings Was part of a Saturday morning block of wrestling D-shows that alco included Livewire on USA, and Main Event on TBS.

Get a map. Slovakia...Czech Republic... :: lightbulb :: Only took me 22 hours. I think I should merge my two usernames back into Czechoslovakia.

"Reupholster THIS, hotshot!" has quite caught on the way I hoped it would. (P.S.: I can't remember my password for The Czech Republic, so I'm in some sort of identity crisis where I can't post normally but I don't want to gimmick-post, so I'm in some hybrid state of just sounding like an ass. Help me!)

A guy at my school got in trouble for repeatedly "skirting" the dress code by wearing a kilt often. I don't know what the problem with wearing a kilt is, as long as you have underwear on. As long as you're not going commando, go ahead and go to school in a kilt. I wouldn't go that far, but if I had a kilt, I'd wear it. It's much less restrictive, I feel.

That's me.

Monkeys throw their poo.

Everybody wants something, they'll never give u-u-u-u-up Everybody wants something, they'll take your mon-nay, AND NEVER GIVE UP! Solo from Joey on the key-tar! That's right you broomhead! Mr. Raditch is gonna make you write that test! You know what I'm talkin' aboat. All the way with Stephanie Kaye! Hey Melanie, you're so flat the walls are jealous! Don't drop Eggbert! Ya dumb jerk...should be kicked in the head! I have an idea, let's paint anti-nucular slogans on their walls! (explodes)

duh i tihnk bush is a big dumb crap-for-brains who is the wrost president since millard fillmore who almost sank this country to its knees in the crisis of '35.

Maybe they're getting sent to Ovary W.

That's so poetic. And gay.

Nobody pities you. You're not gettin' no sympathy. Bitch.

I voted no. I'm evil. Muah hahahahahahaha

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it was probably when u got here.......FAG!!!!!!!!!1

For some reason, I've always thought this to be an urban legend... it floats around in smark history discussions, but I've never really seen it substantiated in any way (granted, we discuss unsubstantiated items all the time), and I'm skeptical about it's occurence It was printed in the New York Post. Still skeptical.

That's what I've been saying for years!

I'm just letting you know man, don't cut your nose off to spite your face. You owe it to yourself as a wrestling fan to watch the Flair/Steamboat matches. Hey, nerd. Everybody knows the phrase is "don't cut your nose off despite your face."

The Czech Republic will be when I get through with him.