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That was my line of thinking when I picked both Jesse and Festus to be #s 1 and 2 in that other thread

I'm also at work right now. So it's hard to think up names while I'm busy doing other stuff.

Matt Young Milky Broward KKK TheFranchise PK Thoth Ortonsault BPS Venk Ok, got my 10. I guess.

Some 12 year old boy goes to a coin operated fortune teller/wishing machine, and then wakes up the next morning with bullet holes in his chest?

My sources tell me that my amazing 2+ month stranglehold on the TSM WWE Fantasy League leaderboard is going to lead to a huge exclusive interview conducted by a leading TSM member* *leading member may or not be me. I may not actually post this interview. It might just be me carrying on a conversation in my head about how awesome I am.

1. Who will win the 2009 Royal Rumble? (5 Pts) HHH 2. Who will be the runner-up (3 pts) Randy Orton 3. Who will be the iron-man? (5 pts) John Morrison 4. Who will have the shortest time? (5 pts) Charlie Haas 5. Who will have the most eliminated opponents? (3 pts) Mike Knox 6. Who will draw #1 and #2 (3 pts each, 3 bonus for accurately naming both) Jesse and Festus 7. Who will draw the most successful entry # of 27? (2 pts) Charlie Haas 8. Who will draw the #30 spot? (3 pts) The Miz 9. What will be the eventual winning #? (5 pts) 8 10. Will there be any surprise/unannounced entrants as of 1/25? (no point value), If yes, who will they be? (3 pts each) Yes. Christian. 11. Will the endurance record of 62:12 held by Mysterio be broken? (no point value) If yes, who breaks it? (3 pts) and what will the new time be? (7 pts to closest time predicted) No. 12. Who will be the final six men in the ring? (3 pts each, 10 pts for accurately naming all) Randy Orton, HHH, John Morrison, The Miz, Cody Rhodes, UT 13. How many instances of interference by non-competitors will we see? (2 pts) 1. Jeff Hardy on Christian. 14. Will anyone bleed? (no point value), if yes, who? (3 pts) no. 15. If Charlie Haas is a participant, who does he imitate? (3 pts) Stone Cold, Haastin 3:16 lives again.

Looking at BOM though, this appears to be the first time in 5 years that they've done that.

So... I only won ONE game by more than 1 pick? Wow. When was that again?

3rd biggest? These days, I'd put it at #2, only behind WM. There's nothing else to really set the other PPVs apart anymore, so the Rumble gets #2 by default.

Seriously. What the hell did you do to celebrate new years eve? I spent the whole fuckin night gettting pissed off at asshole friends of mine who said they were ALREADY FUCKING IN certain barts, and then texted me afterwards to say they were somewhere else AFTER I fucking paid to get in. Then I went hom and played power hour with my sister to get mysefl less pissed off. It worked. Somewhat. Who fucked a dead transvestite hooker? Where arey ou Milky?

I'm watching some old WWF on JTV, from December of 97. Is there any reason why JR keeps calling Kane "the one-eyed monster?" I mean, he didn't start raping people until YEARS after that.

Ugh, I am so done with Kennedy and all of this crap.. seriously. What draw does this guy even have anymore? A movie coming out. Not sure if you've heard that. They're trying to keep it on the DL.

It was between Kofi and Carlito, and I figured Kofi had a better chance of actually wrestling (and losing) more matches

All this talk has me interested in doing a 2009 version. Let's make our predictions now! I'll guess John Morrison for most victories, and Kofi for most losses.

...I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.....

...I must have been drunker than I thought I was last night. I don't even remember posting this thread.

I don't watch ECW all that much, but...Dreamer isn't even on TV enough to have the most jobs, is he? He might have one of the worst winning percentages, but I doubt he's tops in losses.

nothing to see here. move along.

You know what I mean damnit. Quit making fun of me! I'm gonna go cry in the corner.

Last night marked 2 straight months that I have been in the #1 overall spot. Took it over on October 30th, still waiting on some competition.

Apparently, this IS it for Shanahan. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3800768

....son of a bitch.

I still have just a 20 GB HD though, so that wouldn't do anything at all for me.

Wow. I just noticed I have the worst PF/PA differential in the league, and I'm competing for a playoff spot. Crazy.

I'm bettin on Cheex.