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But that would kinda kill the point, wouldn't it? Santino would start to get cheers if he could successfully defend his title for 60+ straight weeks. I really doubt the Honky Tonk Man defended his title every week. Hell, if they could start to harp on the fact that he's falsely adding weeks to his meter by not even defending the title, it could work to get him more heel heat.

Would it really be much more of a joke than Cade being a main eventer?

Still $3.70-$3.75 here. Not used to being above the national average.

Well he DID just beat JBL a few weeks ago.

I can't believe there's no discussion of what's sure to be an epic war between Miz and JTG.

I'm a Flexible Fuel Operator for GE. Basically, I grind uranium.

Goddamn. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3616696

Maybe I'll have the balls to go as the costume I've been joking about for the past few years. 1: Get a skin-tight BLACK suit, and cut out the crotch, letting my junk flow free. 2: Let my pubes grow out really long, and dye them green. 3: get some paint and color my balls all sorts of crazy colors, and my cock brown. voila, I'm an easter basket.

But then Matt Hardy would have to run in after the match and lay them both out. Which would be equal parts awesome and hilarious.

Seriously, how is someone hoping for Paul London a spoiler? (OMG! I just gave an ambush untagged spoiler! Ban4lifeplz!)

I'm still banking on either: A) Jannetty back again for another 2-3 weeks B) Haas as Jannetty C) Adamle picks the partner, and it's JBL.

No, this thread is HUGELY important. We found out that HHH is the Serial Pillist!

The one with the tits is, at least.

Isn't that what I said all the way back up at the beginning? Let's see.. Yep, I do believe I did. Geek law says she's mine damnit! Back off or I'll sweat profusely in your direction!

The first thing I thought during the sex scene was that Julie Benz must have gotten implants. Guess it's pregnant boobies instead.

Umaga hasn't been out injured, he's just been in the Amazing Race credits instead. Ken and Tina need to suffer a painful death. ...or at least an early elimination. Plus whoever that "she didn't even say hi to me!" bitch is. She already bugs the shit out of me

Wow. A win. Craaaazy.

Hey, Jason Peters? Feel free to go back and hold out some more. You're fucking playing like shit. Again.

What happened to Boldin? Just saw him getting taken off the field.

I just went up to Burger King to get something to eat after work. Ordered a double stacker, but when I go up to the window, the guy working there tells me that they're about to close and want to get rid of some extra meat, and asks if I want a bigger stacker. Sure, what the hell? Free food is always awesome. About a minute later, he tells me that they're out of bacon, so he decided to add even MORE meat to the burger to make up for it. At this point I'm getting kinda worried. How big of a fucking burger am I getting? I take it home and unwrap it...and it's a damn 5 patty burger. I can barely fit my mouth around this thing.

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So your solution is to take a bad story...and make it worse? The fans at least already know and care about Kofi. Tagging with Punk will HELP Kofi, while, if they book it right, won't hurt Punk (much) Teaming Punk with Goldman would do nothing but drag down Punk's stock.

And it's true too. There's WAY too much of the crowd that doesn't know or give a shit about Goldman/Colt. You CAN'T just instantly have a man who was just the world champion with a complete nobody. It wouldn't elevate Goldman, it would lower Punk. Remember how shitty and stupid it was when Rick Steiner chose to tag with Kaos? It'd be like that, but much worse, since Steiner was just a random midcarder at the time.

question about weapon shots: Do ALL weapon shots count, or will it be like WWE.com's rules, where weapons that are legal in matches (like a ladder shot in a ladder match, or any weapon in a harcore match) don't count?

I can't wait for the new Lions GM to draft a WR in the first round. Imagine the hilarity.