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Dude, you were in a truth commercial?! Alfdogg is our own minor celebrity!

You should have followed after her, blowing smoke at her the whole time.

If anyone gives a shit (or just wants to see what type of condition Raven is in nowadays) they've posted a group of video highlights from this event on their webpage http://tapq.com/cwaprowrestling/videos/051...ites/index.html

You know what's been pissing me off lately with fast food places? Why the hell are they all putting up some kind of curb or other sort of barricade to fucking TRAP you in the drive through? Fuck you mother fuckers. If you take 15 goddamn minutes to make my fucking food, I have the fucking right to DRIVE AWAY. Seriously, it's fucking stupid as shit. I think Burger King is the only one to still not do that where I live. Everywhere else? YOU'RE FUCKED Edit: Wow, that's a lot of fucks for something not really that important. Especially considering it's not like I just had an experience to piss me off on this subject or something.

How do they feel about Jim Duggan, Charlie Haas, and DH Smith? Maybe Paul Birchill. If they're lucky.

Who will be the next pro wrestler to die? Who is the best WCW champion ever? Who is the true icon of pro wrestling? Who blew up Vince's limo? He did it for the people!

By the crowd? That's what I'm talking about, the crowd chanting it.

The what didn't catch on until months later though. The first time I remember it being used by the crowd was to annoy Austin, during the Margaritaville sing-a-long with The Rock. Or am I just making this up?

These Rambo ads are ridiculous. I understand they're the main sponsors, but we don't need need this shit. Do we get minute long videos on the creation of the Whopper when BK sponsors PPVs? Actually, wait, that would be awesome.

I gotta be honest here, I know nothing about Narnia beyond that cartoon that came out in the early 80s. Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe was basically REQUIRED reading for all children in my generation. Seriously, if you were an early 80's kid and didn't read LW&W, you didn't have a complete childhood. Edit: Hell, for the longest time, I had no idea that LW&W was part of a series. Almost everyone I knew read that book, and just that book from the series.

Not at all surprised by Narnia myself. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe "only" pulled in $65 million opening weekend, and it's EASILY the most famous of all the Narnia books. What were people expecting Prince Caspian to do?

Who drove the hummer? What is the worst Wrestlemania moment of all time? Who will end Undertaker's Wrestlemania undefeated streak?

One thing people have to remember in this discussion: This was during her pre-WWE days, right? She wasn't anywhere near as horribly skanky looking then.

I think the show played up the "Amber is playing Matt" story and made it seem like she was a LOT more than actually happened. I say this because if you go to their myspaces (which I can't link to right now because myspace is blocked at work) they both say they're dating each other.

Raven was in better shape than last time I saw him in TNA, but still not near "peak" weight. If I had to guess I would say....250-260, maybe

I could see Punk turning heel on Kane and doing a 3 on 1 beatdown with Miz and Morrison at the PPV, and then immediately cashing in MITB on him. Biggest problem with that though is that the ECW roster is already thin enough on faces. Which brings the question...what would people prefer to see happen? Punk using the MITB on either the SD or Raw title and losing, or "wasting" the MITB on the ECW title and winning it?

What was the best Wrestlemania ever? Who is Vince McMahon currently fucking? ...interesting. Who has the best finisher in wrestling?

Was Hogan wearing hair extensions last night?

About 75% of them seemed to be "home base" fans that migrated to see the show, which is both impressive (that their fans are that loyal) and somewhat lame (that they couldn't get more new fans to go see it) I'm seriously thinking about traveling to see their next show. I'm pathetic, I know.

is Jeff showing an allegiance to MVP over his brother based on his attire?

Trevor Murdoch is gonna be pissed. Edit: Cena's gonna be there....to meet her brother? Gaaaaaaaaay

Corn & Fries

Uh...ok. Once again, there's obviously something there that I don't get.

Keep in mind that these are the estimates. By the time the actuals come out tomorrow, Speed Racer could very easily lose to Ashton Kutcher.

The easier solution to this problem is to STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING NAMES.