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Illegal Mexicans FTW!

What about Pete Rose? That man is a Wrestlemania ICON damnit.

I can hardly wait for the NBA roundtable discussions between him, lazy eye Scott, and Screamin A.

"Elijah Burke has 13 choices when he tags out" ...and he goes right to Matt Striker. Burke's not the brains of the team, is he?

Can Regal turn the lights off on this shit? Please?

Ok, just had a feeling. It'd be a nice surprise if it did happen. The "entire" ECW roster is competing tonight, right? What if Regal turns off the lights again in the main event, and when they come back on, Sabu is in the ring? Does this have ANY chance of happening whatsoever? I've just been getting that feeling during the lights-off segments.

I love how instead of possibly helping the guy out, JR decides to just go over to the side and pout. Bitch.

Er, what was the crowd chanting?

Trish?! That was....random.

Cherry just looks SO out of place there. And who the hell put that much whore makeup on Maria? She looks horrible.

I can't believe I'm actually looking to see if Ashley is out there. Edit: yep, she's there.

It's going to go to a no-contest when the ECW roster starts fighting each other. And how sad is it that the ECW roster only has *14* people on it?

Regal steals booking plans from HHH

Maybe after they turn heel and beat Finlay in a handicap match, Cryme Tyme can sell Hornswoggle to a fan in the crowd?

Well, she HAS been sitting at home a lot lately.

Yeah, I had to turn the brightness way up, and turn subtitles on. Jesus Christ Jacob, seriously, how the fuck are you supposed to understand him without them?

Pretty plain English there. Yeah, it's an obvious stripping, but it reads as more of a "stealing the title" angle, with the Edgeheads running down and taking it while he's distracted.

This sounds more like a "heels steal the title" angle Of course, one of the heels IS the GM, so who knows?

And..now I have to leave for work. It's gonna be a LONG night. Son of a bitch. I'm gonna need a fix at about the 3 hour mark. I might just jump in my car and start plowing bitches down to help calm the nerves.

Well, he IS still owed a title shot from when he won the Beat the Clock tourney.

So, I've spent the last 15 minutes watching the TV in Niko's apartment. I think I'm playing this game wrong. Edit: my EB had about 50-75 people in line, but considering that there were SEVEN EBs/Gamestops within a *12* mile range doing midnight releases, not to mention two Wal-Marts and a Best Buy, that I wasn't even expecting that many.

We did have those in the states (or at least here in NC.) It was over 10 years ago though. I remember them being on the menu for about a year before they took them off.

More importantly, does anyone know if Create-a-School is back, or is it STILL missing for no good reason at all? *refuses to buy NCAA until CAS comes back*

Speaking of horribly unfunny people...Late Night will be DEAD to me next year. Jimmy Fallon? What the fuck were you thinking NBC? Edit: and now I see there's already a thread ON THE FRONT PAGE about this. Never mind.

I wasn't necessarily SURPRISED that it was #1. Still doesn't mean it's not a fucking joke though. (this mainly comes from my irrational hatred for Amy Poehler)