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Why the hell has nobody here linked to Jillian's Playboy photo shoot yet? *searching for it now*

At this point, I'm thinking "Tyler Perry's Gigli" could have a good $15 million opening weekend.

my bracket is so completely fucked. I had both Vandy and Pitt in my final 4.

First ordered: I believe it was Starcade 97 First attended: Unforgiven 1999. Ugh.

I'd personally put on there Psicosis winning the CW title in a great 20+ minute opening match, against Mysterio, Juvi, and Blitzkrieg. Not historically significant, but it was an awesome match, and a huge shock as well, since Rey had been UNBEATABLE against cruiserweights at that time.

Hell, I had them in my fucking final four. *busted*

Last night's episode was HORRIBLE. Right up there with the Oprah's Vagina episode. I didn't laugh ONCE the entire half hour. horrible.

Peupty Pants

I should claim that I crap my pants on a regular basis. I'd be a lock for next season!

So, if you go off the Raw roster on WWE.com, Orton and Cena will be in a 2 vs. 44 handicap match on Raw. If you go for a more REASLISTIC number (dropping the women, announcers, non-wrestlers, and fucking Drillbit Taylor ads) it's 2 vs. 26, or 25 if HHH himself isn't gonna be involved in it. That's NOTHING! HBK and Cena took on 40 men before! and only lost because HBK turned on Cena! HHH needs a new master plan. Maybe he can bring in ECW/SD as well?

is that Fat Joe in Mayweather's posse?

JR already said, during Jeff's entrance, that this wasn't a WM rematch.

Because they overspent on getting the MLS license, and now they're trying desperately to get people interested?

Tootsie rolls are just ok. Now, those flavored tootsie rolls? those are the shit.

It's that serial killer on the loose again!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The "industry news" story about Ashley's injury is using...Ashley's MySpace as their source.

Didn't some Japanese shooto style fed use a point system? I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head.

Two words: Sound effects.

I...don't remember this one at all. however, one of the local McDonalds, after they went to 24 hours, had Big Macs for 99 cents. That was awesome.

Chief Running Locke is hilarious though. Worst replacement voice actor EVER.

I'm about to win this mother fucking thread. Pica Pepino. CUCUMBER flavored lollipops, filled with chili. Think about that.

Well, the game is horribly short. Took me less than 5 hours to get all 1000 achievement points. You make absolutely NO choices, the game is completely linear. at least 75% of the game is walking through the woods and talking to horrible replacement voice actors. There is almost no gameplay, it's just an interactive story. A story where all the people are just caricatures of themselves. Just MINUTES after you crash, Michael is screaming around for WAAAAAAAALLLLLLLT! WHERE'S MAH BOY?! WAAAAAAALT!, Hurley is talking about being cursed, etc. Jack, Locke, and Kate are the ONLY characters in this game that serve any kind of purpose. Sawyer? is a fucking SHOPKEEPER. Charlie? is the REPLACEMENT SHOPKEEPER for when Sawyer's not there. I shit you not, that's the ONLY thing they do in this game. Not to mention the fact that even with the game being as short as it is, about 10-15 minutes of that is recycled footage from earlier in the game. They split the game up into "episodes" and at the beginning of each episode, you get an unskippable "previouslies" segment. GEE THANKS UBISOFT! THAT EPISODE ONLY TOOK ME 15 MINUTES TO BEAT! I REMEMBER WHAT *JUST FUCKING HAPPENED!*

Wow. I just got done playing it (rented it. obviously) Wow. That was the worst game I've played in a LONG, LONG time.

Damnit. Now the one guaranteed lock for picking football games is gone. Whenever Salisbury got heavily behind any team, you knew they were going to lose. Now where will I find my answers?!

So, I can't be the only one who noticed that Santino and Layla are facing the KKK(k), right? As for Big Show, WWE.com has him on the SD roster, if that means anything.