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Dunno if this really belongs in the TNA folder, but if it doesn't, feel free to move it. Went to a house show last night, technically UWF, but it had a lot of TNA guys in it, so that's why I'm posting it here instead of in general wrestling. Overall it was good, but not as fun as the show I went to last year which had a Rhino/Abyss/Samoa Joe main event. Opening match was a Scott Steiner squash of Caleb Konley. And I mean a COMPLETE squash, the other guy didn't get in one single offensive move. Next up was the match of the night with The Human Tornado going over TJ Mack(w/Kirby Mack) and some guy dressed up as a boy scout, didn't get his name. Tornado pinned Boy Scout with a swanton bomb. Boy Scout guy with the spot of the night though: Mack was going to rana him, but Boy Scout stayed upright, picked Mack back up, and powerbombed him across his knee. Looked brutal. Tag match followed with Ron Killings and D-Lo Brown going over AJ Styles and some local guy, I think his name was Joey Silva? Easily the worst match of the night. WAY too much stalling. I'll die a happy man if I never have to hear Killings' "WHAT'S UP?!" again. Intermission was next, where fans could get a picture taken inside the ring with Scott Steiner for *only* $20. I think only about 4 people did. Sabin over Sonjay Dutt after the intermission, with Sabin holding onto the ropes to get the pin. XXX over David Young and The Naturals when Daniels/Senshi double pin The Naturals after a moonsault/double stomp. And in the main event Sabu beat Steve Corino(w/Allison Danger) and Dustin Rhodes in a Monster's Ball match. Sabu didn't even come out until halfway through the match, and then left immediately after the bell. You could tell he really didn't give a shit about being there. Corino was the man on the mic, insulting everyone in the crowd to get the cheap heel heat. Including running down his own father, on his birthday. Highlight of the match was Allison getting into a good long screaming contest with this 12 year old girl, calling her a little bitch. (The little girl WAS a bitch though, she was egging on everybody the whole night.) I managed to get a souvenir from this match, catching part of the kendo stick that Dustin hit Corino with. Not as good as the guy who got the cheese grater with Corino's blood on it, but..eh, it'll do. Steiner, Daniels, Dutt, and Skipper were signing stuff, but I didn't bother to get anything signed.

I think quad would qualify for fetish. If not, make one of the four a donkey. Now then, hop to it!

Gay porn. Duh. Go for the quad-anal. And no, I didn't read the original post. I just scanned for my name, because I too am an attention whore.

I don't even get a mention? I guess our phone conversation meant NOTHING to you? You little whore!

Damnit. I'm playing as TNA in EWR. I had just made Abyss into Kurt Angle's personal bodyguard, in a story that was gonna end with Angle winning the TNA title, Abyss turning on him, and becoming the champ himself. Then Abyss had to fuck it up by admitting to a cocaine addiction. Damnit Abyss! This is TNA! We don't test here! Just keep you damn mouth shut. Jackass. Now I'm scrambling to figure out what to do after sending him to rehab.

The finals are/were today, right? So by tomorrow, will the winner no longer be "now" and instead be "then?"

I thought Lita left because she thought she had a chance of being an actress?

*smack* It's "I'll show you! You'll see!"

You have to win to be on Raw? Someone put Val Venis on suicide watch.

Ok, that commentary during Umaga's entrance was the first time that Santino ever did anything for me. He should bottle that and release a little bit of it every week.

Either way, he's gonna be shootin, brotha!

He'd just job to Super Crazy.

I don't care if it is just shameless promotion for the 300 DVD release, WWE.com has the BEST POLL EVER right now on the main page.

Is that other announcer in the video Lawler? Cause, god, he sounds horrible. Edit: Watching more of the video now....do they have all 4 announcers going at the same time? Yeah, that won't get annoying fast. At all.

I LIVED off of strawberry Pocky and wasabi peas for a little while a year ago.

Is there a way to turn off those annoying sounds/pictures that play EVERY time you guess a letter?

THANK GOD. I thought I was the only one who heard that.

I want a Stevie/Morrison/Punk title match at Summerslam! Stevie can get a shocking win in Stevie/Punk part 87 next week. Then Morrison can mock Punk for it, only to get beat the week after that. Plus it'd be a way for them to put the title on Punk without having to job Morrison. But of course, Blackdullah will get a title shot LONG before Stevie ever would.

So with a Miz/Guido match, we're guaranteed 2 jobber wins a row?

STEVIE! STEVIE! STEVIE! Seriously, I marked out for that WAY more than I should have.

I can deal with "fruity" but I don't want to EVER hear JR call Jeff delicious.

Does anyone else have a really bad red tint on their feed?

Am I the only one who has never heard of Ryan Dunn?

Wait, did I read that right? Cena/Candice vs. Umaga/Cade/Murdoch? Oh god, that's going to be so goddamned horrible.

Yeah. Uh...I think you called someone else.