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So after Melina beats Maria in about 2 1/2 minutes, she should claim to be the #1 contender, right?

for the record, I called Jeff vs. Orton before it started. Rest of my picks: Booker vs. Sandman Lashley vs. Carlito Kennedy vs. Paul London (yeah, I know it makes no sense)

Where's Tajiri, damnit?!

Kane? Seriously? I guess this just proves that feud will NEVER really officially die.

God, I just feel nauseous right now thinking about it. I can't think of what to say. And how the fuck are they supposed to present this on Raw to the fans? They've already fucking RUINED the ten bell salute. They've RUINED the confessionals. They've RUINED the "this is really really seriously serious" voices. How will the fans react to WWE going "Yeah..that was fake, but this is real. Really." I think the only way they can do this is to have Vince make an appearance. But only in a confessional, because if he shows up in the arena, it'll take too much attention away from Benoit.

Cause CBS always tries to keep Survivor information a huge secret. Obviously it doesn't work, but they at least attempt to.

HHH was Willy. He was working the smarks.

Steph will. Even in her grief, she realises she has to push the merchandise.

Well, normally I would say no, but Sunday is Cena's 280th day as champ, and for some reason, 280 seems to be the cursed day. Cena's first reign, JBL's reign, and Yoko's reign all ended on their 280th days. However, if he does hold on past Vengeance, this'll become the 11th longest reigning WWE/F title reign of all time, and if he holds onto it until GAB, the next PPV, it'll go up to the 9th longest. (this piece of pointless trivia brought to you by Wikipedia)

Just so long as you don't mind games that are nut-punchingly hard. Seriously, I'm loving it, but it's so goddamned hard. On Stage 7 right now. Stages 4-6 were getting progressively easier, giving me false confidence that I was getting better, and it wasn't as hard as I originally thought. Then....POW! Seven comes around and fucking makes me it's bitch.

WWE Title: John Cena © vs. Mick Foley vs. Randy Orton vs. King Booker vs. Bobby Lashley Do Or Die for the World Heavyweight Title: Edge © vs. Batista ECW World Title Match: Chris Benoit vs. CM Punk Intercontinental Title Match: Santino Marella © vs. Umaga US Title Match: MVP © vs. Ric Flair World Tag Team Championship: Cade and Murdoch © vs. The Hardy Boyz Cruiserweight Championship Match: Chavo Guerrero © vs. Jimmy Wang Yang Womens Title: Melina © vs. Candice Michelle

Wow! I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna buy, like, 12 of the newly released Zack Gowen action figure!

Where's MVP's record?

So the 6/28 Impact is gonna have one 30 minute chunk of backstage shit, and then one 30 minute chunk of main event? That's gonna flow so fucking horribly.

I want to see the federal agent look straight into the camera, and question the camera guy as a suspect.

Eugene's on Smackdown. But that can happen next week.

Oh, that Truth guy SO FUCKING KILLED VINCE. He saw him smoking once in 2003 and vowed revenge.

EVERYBODY is a fucking suspect! Jerry from the Quiznos commercial? SUSPECT! Now that his taste buds are working, he's eating everything! Including human flesh! That's why they can't find Vince's body, it's INSIDE JERRY! Samuel L Jackson? Yeah, let's make him a suspect. He's in everything else, let's put him in the murder investigation too!

Ok, give this match 10 minutes and we're cool.

Are they just gonna blow their wad and reveal the bomber next week? That would be so fucking lame.

Even in death, Umaga is Vince's bitch.

So, what, is King Booker's accent not good enough for Raw?

Real simple way for this to go. Just fingerprint the camera that caught the limo explosion. Someone obviously knew that the limo was going to blow up, and they set a camera there to capture it. Just get fingerprints off the camera, and you've got a real short list of suspects.

So are there going to be any wrestling matches on this wrestling show? Maybe we can have a tournament to determine who gets arrested for killing Vince. The losers advance, and the ultimate loser gets thrown in jail for life.

But seriously though, I don't remember. Wasn't it Jesus that stabbed Cena?