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So, through two periods, Carolina has a 32-6 shot advantage on the Capitals. And they're LOSING 3-2. Wow. Just fucking wow.

The Boogeyman? It's the Boogeyman, right?

DAMN! Balls Mahoney has been hitting the juice hard lately!

Pfft. I WISH the strip club here played that. All you get is whatever the new hot rap and/or nu metal songs are.

Damn. Leyla's got some white girl hair tonight.

Actually, they haven't clinched a spot yet. If the Islanders win tonight, the Sabres still haven't officially clinched. Edit: And...........now they've clinched.

NOOOOOOO! Not Grisham! Jeff vs. Orton is to determine the #1 contender for the cruiserweight championship! Edit: Lillian hurt her knee skiing. Story about it is up on WWE.com

Damnit Lawler! I would have marked so damn hard if Khali had killed Ashley. Fuck it, I marked anyway just at the possibility of it. I'm now officially a Khaliholic.

WOOHOO! BRA AND PANTIES! Specialty match points in Fantasy!

So uh, about JBL's surprise for HBK..... I think they forgot.

Vince is a fucking bastard. First he fires us, then he cuts our hair? That asshole.

5 points for the Jerry Flynn reference. If you would have mentioned Glacier I would have given you 10 points. No way, he squashed Jerry Flynn so much more than Glacier. Although the one Glacier match on Thunder had that cool spot where he backflipped over the legsweep.

So this is what, at least the 5th time Umaga's squashed Eugene? Might as well just call him Jerry Flynn by this point.

So, does Lashley get the cash prize that Masters was advertising when he first started doing the challenge?

Look at Shawn mocking the hat like he didn't wear the EXACT SAME FUCKING ONE when he was commish.

Has the Miz been 2.5 million this whole season? I could have sworn he was 1.5. Did they change his price mid-season?

Actually there is a Cena basket up there too. Along with Rey, HBK, Batista, and Undertaker.

Eh, the only problem with that theory is that the match is going to take place in a wrestling ring, in front of a wrestling crowd. Not the set of Entertainment Tonight.

.........wow. Lamest Mega64 ever.

I found it hilarious that Susan/Patrick got to write two letters. Cause really, who the fuck remembers them?

God, I'm doing so damn pathetic this season.

Well, the Bills have dealt McGahee to the Ravens officially now. Buffalo gets Baltimore's 3rd and 7th round pick, and their 3rd round next year.

No, the Canes would be the nice easy sweep. Too bad they'll end up somewhere around 10th at the end of the year. As a Sabres fan, the only teams in the east that I'm truly worried about facing in the playoffs are Ottawa and NJ.

I assume you mean the "somewhat frisky" UNCW of years past, and not this year's pathetic 7-22 UNCW. Fucking horrible. They went from CAA powerhouse to joke in one damn year. oh, and I'm not nominated, so this tournament sucks. It's ok, I understand. The only fair thing would be to give me a bye to the finals anyways.

I'll be bored as soon as the music hits. Unless of course he busts out "My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. I am the special guest referee. I do not deserve to be treated like this." Then I'll be amused for about 8 seconds.