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It was a bumper after they came back from commercial. Right before Thorn's entrance.

Oh fuck yeah! I can't wait to see that in person. Where the fuck have Regal and Taylor been since Armageddon, though? Training. How to climb a ladder more efficiently. Obviously.

WWE.com announces a rematch of the 4 way Ladder match from Armageddon, this time at No Way Out. Guess that means that even though Deuce & Domino beat London & Kendrick last week, they won't actually be in the title picture any time soon.

Flair vs. Jeff Hardy? That seems like an..odd matchup.

Come on now...you know you'd have fun with that. >_> Khali would take off her shirt, then he'd throw his arms up in the air and scream at the top of his lungs. Then he would take off her bra, and throw his arms up in the air and scream at the top of his lungs. Then he'd take off his pants, and throw his arms up in the air and scream at the top of his lungs. Then he'd take off her pants, and throw his arms up in the air and scream at the top of his lungs. Then he'd take off her underwear, and throw his arms up in the air and scream at the top of his lungs. Then he'd insert his penis, and throw his arms up in the air and scream at the top of his lungs. Then he'd make one single thrust, and throw his arms up in the air and scream at the top of his lungs. Then he's made another thrust, and throw his arms up in the air and scream at the top of his lungs. Goddamn, this shit is hot. I need to be alone for a minute.

So....I ended up not going. As it got closer to the date, I found myself just generally not caring.

Has anyone heard anything about a long-term reunion of the Steiner Bros? Hell, has anyone even SEEN Rick Steiner lately? What kind of condition is he in? I'm asking cause last night during Raw, there was a commercial for a UWF show that's going to be held here in Wilmington, with the main event of Team 3D vs. the Steiners. Just wondering if the Steiners teaming up is a sign of things to come, or just a one night (or, one circuit rotation, at least) event?

I think there was one last week. Wasn't there? Edit: Oh wait, there was supposed to be Lashley vs. Holly, extreme rules, then it got changed to Lashley vs. Test. never mind.

Top 5 of the Power 25 Year in Review is up on WWE.com. It's TWELVE GODDAMN MINUTES long. For 5 fucking names. Sheesh. And they are: 5: Rey Mysterio 4: Bobby Lashley 3: Big Show 2: Edge 1: John Cena Rey at #5? Seriously? I guess winning the Rumble, winning the World Heavyweight championship, and then losing every other match is good enough to put you at #5. Sure, makes sense. Matt Striker is now encouraging you to watch The Marine because it has "educational values." What the FUCK? Matt Striker is now changing up the rankings based on how he sees fit. Calling himself the ultimate intangible. Boogeyman was #23, now he's off the list. Carlito was #13, now he's removed. "C Montgomery Punk" is taken off the list. Big Show? GONE! So uh..now it's the power 21! John Cena? GONE! Matt Striker puts himself #1 on the list, because of the new intelligence category. That was such a fucking waste of time.

Heh, look at McMahon acting like he's never met Dreamer before.

You only get finisher escape if the finisher HITS and someone kicks out/doesn't submit. Not for simply blocking it.

Igh. Horrible Raw for me, I dropped from #4 to 14

And...finally beat case 4. Yes, it is as awesome as everyone else was saying. I managed to get really invested into the case.

OK, maybe I didn't remember as well. But it probably wasn't clean. From what I can find, it looks like Cena won after help from NUNZIO of all people. How the wrestling world changes in just a few short years.

That way, no matter what it is, he was right!

I...don't think I've EVER been to the main site.

Well, Cherry will probably get only one set of appearance points, for coming out with D&D, while Maryse will get points for every bumper she's in.

My team for the week: Ashley Candice CM Punk Deuce Domino Kane Kenny Cor Von Maryse MVP Orton Khali Did have Jeff Hardy in there, but after WWE.com announced the Khali vs. Jeff match, had to drop Hardy. Didn't think Jeff would be worth nearly double the points of Khali, so it wasn't worth it to keep him anymore. Dropped him and Little Bastard to pick up MVP and Candice. Hopefully it was worth it.

1. Maria 2. Mickie James 3. Ariel 4. Kristal 5. Victoria

He's on the RAW page. I think we all know what this means. They finally found someone worthy of taking HHH's spot in DX.

Fatal Frame 1 is the be all, end all of scary games, IMO. Only game where I actually had to stop playing cause I got freaked out by it.

If it was non-title, it'd be an easy Khali squash. But with the title on the line? I can't see Khali winning it. Maybe Jeff gets himself DQed after Khali no-sells a chair shot?

Ok, last night I had one of the most fucked up dreams ever. It was about a hockey team, that I was playing against. And they were fucking killer aliens. They looked like regular humans, but then they had big ass retractable claws they used to attack people. One of the aliens? Was a girl who works down at the strip club. Like I said, fucked up.

Uh, what does Tom Petty have to do with JR's ass?

Goddamnit. I knew I should have left Shelton and Khali in. Again.