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Damn, I missed it tonight. Guess I'll have to catch it one of the other 312 times it'll air in the next 2 weeks.

Shit, they don't need a seance. That's all just part of the act to make themselves look and feel more important than they actually are. Look at how quickly Mia pops up in some of the cases. Just, BAM, she's there. Bitch didn't need no summoning.

I am thinking; I don't get it. Or I don't want to. Dude, they can fucking change their physical forms into ANYONE. At least, anyone dead. How would that not make an awesome prostitute?

Random thought I had while playing through the game today: Spirit mediums would make the best fucking prostitutes ever. Just think about it.

Yeah, I'm getting that feeling too. I just have way too much free time on my hands now.

Weird. A few minutes ago on WWE.com, it had Big Show getting tossed 18th and Andre 19th. Now they have Andre back in the UR, with no 19th elimination being shown. Edit: And now he's back out again, with Flair right behind him at #20.

What the hell? I leave for a few hours, and nobody updates on the Ultimate Rumble? Diesel, Bulldog, and Foley have all been eliminated. Trying to get Austin out now.

For some reason that I've yet to figure out, I'm actually watching the Power 25 Year in Review webcast on WWE.com, hosted by Kristal's Bitch. Just to make sure that nobody else has to waste 10 minutes of their life on this, I'll post the rankings: 25: CM Punk 24: Jeff Hardy 23: Boogeyman 22: Kane 21: Johnny Nitro 20: Ken Kennedy 19: Undertaker 18: Shelton Benjamin 17: Ric Flair 16: Finlay 15: Sabu 14: Batista 13: Carlito 12: Randy Orton 11: Chris Benoit 10: Rob Van Dam 9: Trish Stratus 8: King Booker 7: Umaga 6: DX And then they fucking cut out. The top 5 to be revealed "in the next class." What the FUCK? That's goddamn retarded. Oh, and Perfect has been eliminated from the Ultimate Rumble. Trying to get Austin out at this point.

Hey hey, let's not make any crazy talk here.

Ok, anyone going to a SD taping needs to start a We Want Amy chant. This DEMANDS to be made into an angle.

Lesnar 12th person eliminated. I'm still trying to get Yoko out.

So much for Studd lasting. tossed at #11.

Mysterio is #10 elminated from the UR. Shocked that Studd is lasting this long, since I figured most modern fans wouldn't know who he is. In my mind, the real wildcard in this rumble is Andre. When exactly does he go? Does he have a chance of winning it all? Hell, EVERYBODY knows Andre. Those that didn't see him wrestle probably hold him in higher regard than those who did, cause all they know is the Legend of Andre.

Do these spoilers seem off to anyone else? Kane beats MVP by DQ. MVP tries to burn Kane. Kane runs MVP off. Then MVP comes right back down to the ring for the 6 man battle royale? What?

I just don't like what I've heard about the controls. Steering with the Nunchuk analog stick, and doing tricks by drawing shapes? Lame.

Still voting for Luger in the UR. He's eventually got to get eliminated, right?

Ok, case 3 is seriously starting to creep me out now. Everybody is in love with Regina. Even Phoenix seems to be falling to her charms too. SHE'S ONLY SIXTEEN YEARS OLD!

Wilmington NC

But, the excuse of "It's Wrestlemania, so it'll sell no matter what" shouldn't be used for having a weak card. It's WRESTLEMANIA, it should have the best card possible.

The best plan at this point would be a 4 way. I'm shocked that just hasn't been brought up.

Nah, I'll put money* on Austin winning it. After eliminating The Rock. *real money shall not be wagered on a stupid online voting poll.

Still in the 3rd case, and all I have to say is

Eh. It's one show. I'm not gonna worry. (except for dropping Khali and Shelton at the last fucking minute. Yeah, I'll worry about that.)

Hacksaw gone from the Ultimate Rumble. Well, so far I've voted for 4 of the 7 eliminated. I'm...half psychic! Thinking next elimination will be Luger or Studd. Eh, I'll vote for Luger.

which probably means the ending will cause the PPV match to be changed into something with a gimmick. my guess: belt shot leading to DQ leading to extreme rules at the Rumble. More retarded on WWE.com though, is the fact that there's a story up there talking about how nobody gives a shit about Vince vs. Trump.