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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Moulin Rouge and Metal Gear Solid . The story should use puberty as a plot device! Oh wait, Raiden. Damn, never mind.

Well, it *is* ECW. They obviously couldn't afford to pay him.

Super Heavyweight? No JR, Khali is the unique ULTRA Heavyweight!

Plus he sucks. Really hard. Or at least he did against Val Venis in a house show I went to last week. I think there was one wrestling move used the entire match. I don't even remember what he won with.

So uhm....is Eugene a face again?

Heh. Layunce Cade?

Maria and Melina are first and last, no question to that order. I'm just not sure who I would put second, Mickie or Victoria. Eh, Maria, Mickie, Victoria, Melina. I guess that's the order.

Is that Orton playing Trump?

Diva's locker room? Does that mean there's only one diva there now?

Other than that one, right? what one? The comment that you had no comment, which is a comment itself. Never mind. I'm just trying to entertain myself during this shit.

Other than that one, right?

WWE.com has now added Kenny vs. Jeff Hardy for the IC title. Way too early for Kenny to win the title. So of course he will.

It depends on the context of the roll-up. All I know is he got pinned by a roll-up. Weak ass move to get pinned by in most situations. I would have had either a double-DQ or have the match go no-DQ, and have Cena destroy him with a chair to get the pin. Attempting the pin a few times after the first few chair shots, to show that he needed that many to keep Umaga down. Ala Austin/Rock at WM17, but without the heel turn.

So.........with HHH possibly out, and Umaga's character killed after jobbing to a roll-up, what does Raw do for it's WM main event? Something fresh, new, and exciting, like Cena vs. Edge?

Is that all we have? Repo man the only one who ordered the PPV? Wow.

Really? Are the hours that good? I found the link to download them, but I really didn't care enough to. The official "trailer" for the season almost seems like a 24 parody, rather than actual 24. Gah....now I don't know. Can I hold out and wait another week to watch them?

It's still early. LJ will still get 125 yards. (KC will lose, but the rush defense of Indy will break down. It's inevitable.)

So....anyone know why exactly there's no Smackdown spoilers out? Was it not taped last night?

Did Nitro really just mouth along to his own intro? He has no clue what to do without Melina in his entrance, does he?

Conway/Hardy Like I said. real match. under 1 minute isn't a real match.

so....70 minutes in, and the 8 man is the only REAL match we've had so far? Awesome.

HBK is going to show Rated RKO how to use their set? Is...is he going to rape them?

I hate that the WWE has found a way to make me cheer Kevin fucking Federline.

Carolina - 16 points Green Bay Oakland Baltimore Atlanta Chicago Indianapolis New England New Orleans Tampa Bay Buffalo St. Louis San Francisco Denver San Diego Philadelphia Miami Ugh. I took way too many dogs this week.

Goddamnit. Cable guide lied to me. Fucking Steelers/Panthers *is* on here. I was hoping to see Fins/Bills as was listed.