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heh, on Unlimited: "It's ok, Kane! I love you long time!"

....What. The. FUCK?

And the picks are.... Tommy Dreamer and Stevie Richards!~!~! OMFG! EXTREEEEEEEEEME!

Wow, I hope those aren't the real spoilers. They look even faker than the first set.

360 Exclusive. Which should help them move some systems in Japan, at least.

Why is nobody talking about the big news of the day? On the XBox Live Marketplace, there's a trailer for........a new CULDCEPT GAME! CULDCEPT MOTHER FUCKERS! E3 OVER! No need to announce any more games! Just show me hours and hours of Culdcept footage!

I've gotta root for Ray & Yolanda. They're the only team that I can stand.

I'm confused. Who the hell are Jake and Jesse?

After dropping down last season, I'm ready to reclaim my rightful place! Yes, that's right, this season, I'm shooting for 2nd place again!

God. That UNCW/GW game was so fucking painful to watch. That was definitely a stomach punch loss. I just feel so fucking sick after watching them blow that huge lead.

UNCW is just getting killed so far by the long ball. Only a 2 point game, but...damn, they need to stop them.

Eh, maybe, but the fact that the video feeds are at least 30 seconds behind the scores on the top of the TV screen makes it...less addicting.

I really need Nevada to win, I have them in the elite 8. For the record, I'm *loving* the on demand on Sportsline. Anyone know why they've decided to do this for free? Not that I'm complaining, it's just kinda shocking that they aren't charging for it.

Fuck! Feed just switched to Winthrop/Tenn! *checks* Ok, it still on the other CBS. Good.

Pacific is coming back too. 15-4 run, only down 59-57 now.

Goddamnit. UNCW actually gets a 9 seed......and gets paired up against GW? How the fuck did GW fall to #8? Fuck, another first round exit for Wilmington.

Hell yeah, after starting out next to last, I've climbed all the way back up to FOURTH place. Suck it bitches. (I'm almost 50 points behind third place. This is going to be my victory damnit )

I'm just noticing in the points breakdown for this week. Undertaker got credit for FIVE finisher move victories? What? How in the hell did that happen?

Augh. And I immediately regret not picking more women for Fantasy.

Nah, Rey will blame Eddie's spirit for not helping him out enough, and it'll be Rey vs. Eddie's Ghost at WM. It'll be the second best 1 person match in history. (Slightly behind Chris Griffin vs. The Imaginary Bear)

Wow, I just noticed, looking at the scores, that Chloe somehow managed to get 4 points this week. I says to myself, I says "Self, how the hell could Chloe get 4 points? An appearance is only worth 3, what gives?" So, I go and check it out in further detail, and see that she somehow got appearance points and finisher points. I think this has to be a mistake, and it'll be fixed, giving her the appropriate 3 points. Then I notice......they actually gave her a finisher. Yes, according to Fantasy, Torrie Wilson's fucking dog has a finishing move. The "Tush Push." Why yes, of course. How silly of me.

As long as the death scenes are fun and gruesome, I'll enjoy it. That's the only thing the series is good for, cool deaths.

After a strong week, I finally move up some in the rankings. I WILL get back up near the top damnit.

38. John Cena was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it! 39. He framed Roger Rabbit. To John Cena!

God I suck. After 2nd and 3rd place finishes, I decide it'd be fun to play around in the basement.