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...... Did they just say that Hogan is bigger than LIFE ITSELF?

Is it too late to join the league? I've had my team from the start, but just never bothered to join. Edit: guess it's not, since I just joined.

Well, it's a close battle. Selects taste better, BUT A) They're more expensive B) If you order them late at night, you have to just sit in the drive through for like 10 minutes and wait for them to cook them. So, lately, I've been going with the Nuggets

Last house show I went to had Lesnar defending his title against Cena in the main event, don't remember much else other than the fact that I had the pleasure(?) of seeing Nathan Jones actually attempt to wrestle.

My longest was a few months ago, when I went about 54 hours without food, before realizing it and making myself eat.

My pick for the first person moved to Raw? RVD. A) He's a big enough name that the fans wouldn't shit all over it after the weeks of buildup. B) His pop would be even bigger, based on the fact that he hasn't been seen in a while. C) He isn't TOO big of a name though, and wouldn't overshadow everyone else.

In a SHOCKING move, the Bills unveiled their new third uniforms today....and they're NOT ugly as hell! No, instead they're throwback unis. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go order a Lee Evans throwback, so it can definitely get here in time for the season opener!

But.....it's only six episodes? Fuck that.

I just figured it out! Chris Masters is a CAW in an Acclaim wrestling game! First you start out on the indys against the nobodys.....then you get to heat and face Val Venis, Stevie Richards...etc. It's just, all on Raw. Maybe next week he can graduate up to say, D. Lo or Mark Henry.

Just when it looked like the Masterlock Challenge was starting to go somewhere....Val Venis shows up.

And then, rightfully, Sandman would cane the shit out of him for stealing his shtick.

Nice to see Lita getting along so nicely with her baby's killer. Maybe she finally saw the light and realised that it actually WASN'T his fault.

SNITSKY~!

Edge dives right into Lita's tits as well. It's the night of tittybiting! is Hassan gonna bite Batista's later tonight?

how nice of Tajiri to help Benoit put the stick in his mouth last week. .................and that came out completely wrong

well, since Lita didn't come out, I guess Kane is just gonna have to settle with raping Jericho. He'll marry you Kane! Kane + Jericho 4ever! <3

ooooh! Jericho remembers what Tori said about Kane's penis!

Ok, if they're gonna do one person per show, they HAVE to start out with a big name moving over to Raw next week. Can you just imagine how much the crowd would shit all over it if, say, Akio gets drafted next week?

What the hell was the crowd chanting there?

Hassan brings the VALID POINTS! And he'll be fired real soon for this interview.

Did Hurricane just dive right into Stacy's tits there? (or lack thereof?)

Victoria's heel turn....gets a massive pop. Nice to see that everyone else was tired of her being boring.

woo! Psycho Bitch Victoria~!

Wow, they can't even get this right. Gratuitous T&A, *then* the interruption

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