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Umm... Mass Transit died in 2001 or 2002... He's dead anyway. Like that would stop New Jack? He'd still put him on a table, climb up to the tallest rafter....and then slip and miss the table entirely.

I'd be SO there if Shane Douglas could get Mass Transit to come back for a rematch against New Jack

Now then, the really important question: If they happen to fight all the way out to the Univeral Studios in Hollywood, will those falls count? After all, the rules don't state WHICH Universal Studios.

No way, Big Show in an Austin Powers parody. He could chase around Rey Mysterio and try to eat him.

"The green ones make me horny!"

Yeah, I'm just gonna have to make some repeat inclusions. Freaks & Geeks Wonderfalls and Greg the Bunny. Tardy Turtle is god.

He's going to be Eugene's newest, most specialest, friend!

It'll just be Drew Carey again.

It could be worse. He could be fucking up GOOD video games.

She'll wander into the terrorists' van because they have candy.

Wow, I love how the announcers are acting like Randy Moss is the most evil man on the planet for doing a mooning GESTURE. Just for PRETENDING to moon the crowd, it's "classless"? Bah, whatever, fucking announcers. (from someone rooting for the Pack)

Jim Kelly? You mean Frank Reich? And yes, for the record, that would STILL be an insult to Frank Reich to be compared to Jake Plummer.

Eh, that'd be alright, I suppose. I'm waiting for the 2 Disc Collector's Edition DVD of Kane vs. Pete Rose.

I'm pretty sure there is an Austin vs. McMahon DVD. Don't know about any other feud DVDs though. ETA: yep, Austin vs. McMahon DVD.

I'm not a Colts fan, but I hope they continue to do this in the second half. Fuck the Broncos. They're a shitty 6-10 team that somehow got in the playoffs, and I'm loving watching them get killed.

I was thinking about going to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch this PPV.....but fuck that, 24 starts tonight! Jack Bauer > Elimination Chamber.

Hey, Joey S still loves his old boss it seems. Or he's still trying to get those six months pay (ya know, $500 or so) that Heyman still owes him.

Don't you mean pickees? Since you yourself are the picker. ......of course I am

Wee, I go from NFC champs to 4-11-1. I blame free agency. All my talented pickers got signed by other teams.

uh...ermm...ah.... look, a flying monkey! *puts on mask and runs away*

ELIMINATION CHAMBER, WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Triple H vs. Randy Orton vs. Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho vs. Edge vs. Batista Benoit gets eliminated first, then Edge, Batista(thanks to a HBK superkick), Jericho(thanks to Batista roid-raging and killing everyone dead, but Jericho even more dead than others, since the Clothesline of Death is especially strong on him), and finally HHH pins Orton thanks to a SHOCKING~! turn by HBK. WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP Shelton Benjamin © vs. Maven Maven wins the title, but only holds on to it for one day WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP William Regal & Eugene © vs. Christian & Tyson Tomko As Eugene retains here and then goes on to become a double champ the next night on Raw. WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP Lita © vs. Trish Stratus Lita Kane vs. Gene Snitsky Kane, and within 2 months Snitsky is beating Val Venis in the opener of Heat. Jerry "The King" Lawler (w/Jim Ross) vs. Muhammed Hassan (w/Daivairi (can't remember the first name)) Hassan has to win this, and has to dominate in order to look like he's worth ANYTHING. King wins in 4 minutes.

About to leave to go up to BWW to watch the games. Go Bills! Just...god, don't fucking talk to me for weeks if the Bills don't make the playoffs. ESPECIALLY if it's because they lose. I'm WAY too fucking excited about this game. If the fucking shit-ass Broncos make the plaoffs instead of the Bills....ugh. Just...ugh.

Philadelphia Cleveland Tennessee Chicago Baltimore Minnesota Carolina St. Louis Buffalo New England Seattle Tampa Bay Indianapolis Jacksonville San Diego Dallas Carolina scores 29 points.

Plus, he's only going to take some of the focus off the guys in the match. Odds are he'll end up blading, and superkicking at least 2 guys during the course of the match. HBK will superkick Edge and HHH. Edge vs. HBK at Wrestlemania. Guess who's going over. Nah, HBK will Superkick Batista causing him to be pinned by...Jericho or someone, making it look like he's anti-HHH, business as usual. Then he'll SHOCKINGLY help HHH win over Orton to get the title back. Then Orton can win the Rumble, and win the title back at WM, where we'll also get a Batista/HBK match.

Personally, I hope Peyton Manning does ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING......this week. Then he'll be pissed off and destroy the damn Broncos next week.