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Patrick "Who?" Cobbs now has 2 TD receptions for the Dolphins. 53 yards and 80 yards. Not bad, considering he had 10 yards total this season coming into this game.

No countout? Fuck, that sucks. I hate playing tag matches, so in Smackdown, I always tag out, pull the illegal man out, and get the cheap countout win to just skip those matches. TNA game is gonna suck if I can't do that.

Can't you just go back inside the ring and get a countout win?

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I can understand it not affecting Road to Wrestlemania, as they're fully scripted scenes in there. But Career mode is supposed to be a no-frills series of matches, right? I don't see any reason why it CAN'T affect that.

4th after 1 week? That's cool, I can live with that.

Uh.... Five Guys is nowhere close to exclusive to NY. Five Guys is now a big national chain.

Because he's doing a SUPER HUGE MEGA IMPORTANT MAINSTREAM ANGLE with....Johnny Knoxville's webshow.

Nevermind. Old news.

Cartman is starting up ALF? Awesome

My favourite thing about this is that it's still in your fridge? What are you, worried it'll be gross when it's room temperature? Like some drunk bastard's gonna drink WARM tomato juice?

I'm gonna guess one of the hidden achievements (probably one of the 30s) is making your own custom tron, or using the highlight reel feature for whatever it's for. Edit: Maybe the Punk story unlocks after you finish the other 5, and it's the other 30 point hidden achievement?

The achievement that intrigues me most is the "induct 5 superstars into the hall of fame" achievement. What's up with that one?

I'm guessing that either Victoria or Natalia went to pull the other twin from under the ring and they grabbed Hornswoggle by mistake. I believe there was a deal a few weeks back where Victoria or Natalya (or both) claimed they knew the secret of why Bella kept going under the ring, deducing she was having an affair with Hornswoggle. ...seriously? They really said that? Yes, because the best time for your scandalous love affair is in the middle of a match!

I have a can of tomato juice in my fridge that expired in 92. Seriously. One day I'm gonna get someone drunk enough that they drink that fucking thing.

Yeah, it seems really weird that Kozlov would attack HHH twice, Hardy would save him twice, and then hit the twist of fate on him twice. Although either way, it does sound like a good show for my fantasy team. Why the fuck is Hornswoggle helping Brie Bella? And when the fuck are they gonna do the "shocking" reveal of her twin under the ring?

Just out of curiosity, did Jericho, Regal, and Orton also get points for being in the main event of Raw, or just JBL and Batista? The rule states "Two points for appearing during the main event of a Raw/Smackdown/ECW show."

Agreed. How about a 3 on 1 handicap match, whoever makes the pin/sub becomes the #1 CONTENDER! Heel GMs/Owners should know better than to make that stip by now. That always just leads to the heels fighting amongst themselves to try and get the pin, and face sneaks in a cheap pin. I'd just like to see them learn from their mistakes.

Santino with the LOW cheap heat. Nice.

So Jericho should now book Batista in a 1 vs. Raw match, where Batista loses the #1 contendership if he loses.

While I'm sure he's not done with HBK, Jericho should spend most of his night fucking with Batista.

WWE.com is now reporting that Adamle is attending a "high level meeting" with Shane and Stephanie, so Jericho will be in charge of Raw. Could be interesting.

And that will probably be a 90/10 vote. HBK *dominates* whenever they do any kind of fan voting.

I have no idea what PWG even stands for [search online reveals Premier Wrestling Showcase] Show was held in a middle school gym, place appeared pretty packed, 400-500 maybe? Match 1 was between two guys I never heard of, and I couldn't get their names because the speaker system was really shitty. First guy had "Asian Sensation" on his tights, and the second guy looked like a fat Miz, who was wearing HBK attire circa mid-90s. Asian Sensation beat Fat Gay Miz with a rollup after a pretty dull match. Match 2: Caleb Konley vs. ARE$. I've seen Konley in action before, doing a narcissist gimmick, but never actually seen him wrestle. The last match he was in was a complete squash for Scott Steiner, so I had no idea if he was any good or not. The only thing I knew about him going in was that he's Daffney's boyfriend, so that makes him an automatic heel in my book. Unfortunately he was wrestling as a face tonight against ARE$, who appears to be a generic "rich heel" character. With the exception being that ARE$ is also a giant dork, or at least he seemed like it with his excessive celebrations with every little heel move he did. Decent match, mostly thanks to Konley and the little kids in the front row giving ARE$ shit. ARE$ wins with a double leg takedown into a rollup, with his feet on the ropes. 2 on 2 on rollup finishes so far. Match 3: "The Man Scout" Jake Manning vs. Charlie Dreamer. Inexplicably, Dreamer comes out to the second biggest pop of the night(1st was Flair, obviously.) This was a nice technical match, although based on the people involved, it could have been better. The Man Scout is awesome, probably my favorite NC indy wrestler. I mean, how can you NOT love an evil boy scout? Manning picks up the clean victory with a double underhook superplex. Flair comes out next to a HUGE pop. Unfortunately his speech was nowhere near his standards. Flair seemed like he just wanted to get out of there as soon as he could. Although he did throw in a nice line at the end of the interview, asking how many women were in the house between the ages of 18 and 28. From what I could tell.....not too many Ric. Tons of teenagers and old women, but nothing "prime." Next up was the intermission, where they were charging $10 a pop to get a picture with either Daffney or Moore, and $30 for a Flair autograph. I ended up buying the PWG Sells Out DVD. Match 4: Daffney vs. Lexie Fyfe, but without the "special guest ref" that was advertised beforehand. I didn't notice this last time I saw her live, but, man, Daffney has a REALLY large implant scar. Fyfe beat up on Daffney for the majority of the match, but Daffney ended up winning with a Codebreaker. Main Event (yes, already): Shannon Moore vs. Joey Silvia. The best way I can describe Silvia is "mini-AJ Styles." Moore came out with a microphone and proceeded to turn heel on the crowd, doing an "I'm too big-time to be wrestling in a little city like this" promo, and also bringing out some toothpaste and a toothbrush, saying that the crowd desperately needed to be introduced to them. This was probably the match of the night, once it got past the massive stalling at the beginning. Silvia hit a sweet looking second-rope Lungblower and Moore, and that probably should have been the end, but instead Moore kicked out. He then went outside to get a chair and as the ref was fighting with him to get the chair back, Silvia rolled him up for the pin. 5 matches, 3 rollup finishes. Igh. First underwhelming wrestling show I've been to in a while.

Why are you looking up September 360 releases when it's already October?