k thx

I wish to put out the notion of Shane pinning Lashley at JD, winning the belt and causing a split in the family.

awesome

I thought this thread was gonna be about Mario Logan.

Me and Czech are tied in 4th place. You people have no taste.

I kicked caffeine because it was fucking with my heart. I pretty much only drink water now. If I drink soda now, it's horribly acidic and overly sweet. On the rare ocasions I've had cola, it's left that horrible residue in my mouth. No way I could drink a 2 litre bottle now.

After a week or two you'll be fine.

^That guy's right, albeit in a silly way. Southampton vs Derby, with the second leg at Pride Park. Do them over for us, please?

nuh-uh. I haven't watched it in months. I've got three votes since I voted here last. Ironic.

Because he's awesome maybe?

What other fucker voted for me?

Comiserations to Franchise. Liverpool 1 Chelsea 0 so far. Shaping up to be very tense.

Awesome

goth

So, which is the best out of TSM and it's main "related" boards? Here's some links for you to help decise: WDI SNKT UGS

I got a worm that accesed my PC through IE, so I deleted it. I could reinstall it or use Netscape, but I'm lazy.

Thrilling. She'll be putty in your hands.

When do you get yours?

Get the tan. Russians (or at least Estonians) love it.

It went quite well, from the sound of things.

I'm not some shmuck And Inc lied about his penis. It's the only sensible explaination.

1) It's a great concept 2) Fuck you Slayer 3) I'm not resurecting it, I'm doing a callback 4) I'm awesome

Fuck you Slayer. That's no good for me.

I don't floss. Toothpicks for the win.

FFMS got out of class, his stomach was growling with hunger, when he got out of class he could feel the warm air hit his face, it was still hot in Portland, the college still seemed the same after FFMS took a small break for the summer but it would soon change within fall and winter. FFMS put his hands in his pocket, he had just enough for a soda and a bag of chips. There was no way he was going to be able to afford candy to munch on before his next class in an hour and thirty minutes. The tries blowing with the motion of the wind, the wind felt so hot against FFMS's face and arms. He looked up at the clock that still read the wrong time, which as matter of fact stopped at 5:25pm. FFMS shook his head opening the door to North Hall. He went back into his pocket pulling out two dollars and twenty-five cents; FFMS looked up at the selection of chips to choose from. A door can be heard shutting to FFMS's left, a man steps out, FFMS turns his head looking at the man only getting a small glimpse at him. From the small glimpse FFMS was able to already come up with stats. The man had a smarkd, all mixed with gray and dark gray hairs. A little big, maybe around 280 pounds, from the small opening in his shirt it was furry. FFMS smiled looking back at machine, FFMS put in his dollar pressing in the numbers for the Ranch Dressing Doritos. The man walking past FFMS slowly turns his head checking out FFMS's body then stops half way down the hall turning around. FFMS bent over to grab the bag of chips from the rack, FFMS pushed himself back up seeing the man looking at him. FFMS smiled, the man stood there holding a piece of paper in his hand. "Hello there," the man said to FFMS. "Hi." FFMS replied back. "I've seen your face some where, I can't quite put where I saw it." The man said confused. "Um...Maybe you saw me walking around school a couple of months ago; I did come here at the beginning of the year." FFMS said kind of feeling shy. "I remember now, I saw you from forums.thesmartmarks.com, saw your profile. Man you're much hotter in person" the man said in a low voice. "Really? Oh my god, this is a surprise I never bumped into somebody who goes to forums.thesmartmarks.com" FFMS said smiling. "Oh... Man, I'm so fucking horny right now; do you want to go to the class room I work in? Do you have a class?" the man said. "Well I have class in about an hour and thirty minutes. You're a teacher here?" FFMS said confused. "No, I'm an aid for a teacher, just down the hall. Do you know how hard it is to find a guy like yourself who wants guys like me?" the man "Well being in Portland is pretty sad to live in." FFMS said joking. "Exactly, I'm surprised I found you I didn't even know what College you went to as stated in your profile but now I know. My name is Incandenza." Inc said. "My name is FFMS." FFMS said. "Very lovely name. So did you want to...come with me back to the class, nobody is in there, I need to shoot my load so bad." Inc said in a deep voice. "Well I understand being at school all day and not being able to jack off can cause a problem." FFMS said. "Come on, I saw your nude pictures, I love them a lot, even jerked off to a couple of them" Inc said. "Wow that's good to know" FFMS said. FFMS and Inc walked down the hall, FFMS looked at Inc, FFMS was finally going to get his hands on an older man, who most likely is a smark underneath. The thought made FFMS's dick hard in his pants. Inc grabbed his keys opening the door to the classroom; it was empty, and very dark. Inc turned on the lights, FFMS closed the door behind him putting his backpack onto one of the tables. There were windows but they were blocked by curtains. FFMS looked at Inc who was already sitting down at the teacher's desk. "I read some of your stories I happen to find on a link on your myspace.com profile. They made my cock throb and leak precum, you're a very talented writer FFMS, very talented, and I bet the English Teachers think so too." Inc said rubbing his jeans. "Well uh, I only wrote them for fun, and I guess it became a habit to the point I was writing a ton of stories" FFMS said eyeing Inc's crotch. "Come here, sit on the desk." Inc said. FFMS walked over to the desk sitting on it, Inc put his hand and started to rub FFMS's arm. FFMS smiled, he loved the touch of another man, Inc was rubbing and squeezing his bulge in his jeans. FFMS pushed himself off the desk onto the floor, Inc moved himself around on the chair taking his hand away from his bulge. FFMS placed his hands on his bulge rubbing it, the feel of his hard cock was turning FFMS on, his hands slowly unbuttoning Inc's pants. FFMS unbuckled his belt, unzipping his pants, the lovely sound of a zipper. FFMS opened his pants up more seeing a wet spot on Inc's boxers. He got himself closer to Inc's wet spot, sticking out his tongue and licking it. Inc bit his lip, the pleasure was so exotic. FFMS pushed down on his underwear to reveal a 6 inch uncut cock with hairy balls and a lot of gray pubes. FFMS took a hold of Inc's hard cock which was leaking precum some started to drip on FFMS's hand. FFMS moved his mouth closer, licking the precum, FFMS stuck Inc's cock head into his mouth, still licking his precum which was leaking out more and more. Inc closed his eyes starting to moan, FFMS sliding Inc's cock all the way down his mouth, it fit all the way into his mouth, FFMS's lips rubbing against his pubes. Inc moaned louder. "Oh my god FFMS I love your mouth sliding up and down my cock! Yes.... Don't stop" Inc said holding onto the chair. FFMS went up and down sliding his mouth on Inc's rock hard cock. Precum leaking out, filling FFMS's mouth. Inc felt FFMS's hands starting to remove his shirt, Inc took a hold of his shirt taking it off, revealing his furry chest and stomach. FFMS continued to give Inc a blow job without using his hands, instead he used his hands to rub all over Inc's hairy chest and stomach, he pinched Inc's nipples, making them harder and harder while applying more pressure with his fingers. FFMS took his mouth off from Inc's cock, precum and spit dripping down his mouth. "Can I rim you Inc?" FFMS said whipping the precum from his lips and mouth. "Are you serious?" Inc said amazed. "Yes, I'm so horny and I want to eat your ass!" FFMS said in a wild voice. "Oh shit you're so fucking hot! Give me a kiss" Inc said. FFMS got up from the floor leaning over and kissing Inc's mouth, FFMS's tongue going down Inc's mouth, his hands rubbing all over Inc's furry chest. The kiss getting deeper and hotter with each second. FFMS took his mouth away from Inc, but Inc didn't want it to end, he grabbed FFMS's head pushing him back, FFMS's lips kissing Inc's again, Inc's tongue going down FFMS's. The kiss lasted longer this time, Inc grabbed FFMS's crotch squeezing it, and rubbing it. Inc feeling a hard cock inside FFMS's pants. FFMS moved his head back looking into Inc's eyes, FFMS breathing harder and harder touching himself. "Turn around; I want to eat your hairy hole!" FFMS said. Inc pushed down his pants turning around on his chair, FFMS looked at his back, he was amazed that Inc had a hairy back and hairy ass cheeks. FFMS got on his knees opening Inc's ass looking what there was, Inc's ass was covered in hair, his hole looking so big and good. FFMS put his face in Inc's ass licking it, eating it, putting his tongue inside his ass hole. Inc moaned precum leaking all over the carpet. "Oooh yes....eat my ass FFMS....yes!" Inc said feeling so much pleasure from this. FFMS opened Inc's ass cheeks more trying to get his mouth deeper into Inc's ass. FFMS licking up and down his ass, sticking his tongue all the way into Inc's ass. FFMS even rubbed his face in it, after about two minutes of FFMS eating Inc's ass, FFMS sat on the floor. Inc turned around on the chair, Inc smiled at FFMS. "FFMS I want your body, lay on the desk, I want to suck on your cock and eat your ass too" Inc said kicking off his pants. FFMS laid his body on the desk, he was still fully clothed, but that didn't bother Inc at all. Inc removed FFMS's shirt, throwing it on the desk, Inc pinched FFMS's nipples, then rubbing on FFMS's hairy belly. FFMS giggled, Inc continued to rub it, unbuttoning and unzipping FFMS's pants, FFMS's hard cock was sticking straight up into the air. Inc took a hold of FFMS's cock putting it into his mouth and sucking on it. FFMS moaned rubbing Inc's hair back. Inc sucked harder and harder, FFMS flinched and moaning louder. Inc stroked FFMS's cock walking around the table to FFMS's legs, Inc lifted FFMS's legs lowering himself down to FFMS's ass, opening his cheeks seeing his hairy ass, Inc stuck his tongue inside FFMS's hole licking it. FFMS groaned hard pinching his own nipples. "Oh yes.... Inc that feels so good, licking my ass babe, eat it yeah that's the way" FFMS said feeling and touching himself. Inc was eating FFMS's ass, rimming the hell out of FFMS's ass, FFMS started to stroke his cock faster and faster. Inc stroking his own cock while rimming FFMS, Inc jacking off slowly, his uncut cock making it more slippery. "Oh my god! Inc I'm gonna cum! AH! IT'S COMING I'M CUMMING!!!!" FFMS screamed. Inc let go of FFMS's legs walking over to FFMS's dick, Inc stroked it faster. Inc put his mouth on his cock head sucking on it, then taking his cock into his mouth. FFMS groaned shooting his cum down Inc's mouth, FFMS's cock throbbing, squirting hot loads of juice down Inc's throat. Inc sucking harder and harder on FFMS's dick wanting every last drop of cum that came out. Inc sucked more until FFMS's cock was cleaned dry. Inc swallowed FFMS's load, FFMS moaned and looked at Inc. Inc started to jack off his own cock getting closer to FFMS. "Get ready FFMS, I'm about to cum...Here it comes! Oooh yeah! Oh fuck yeah! YEAH!" Inc screamed. FFMS quickly grabbed Inc's cock putting it into his mouth, Inc shot a huge amount of cum down FFMS's throat. FFMS stroking and squeezing Inc's cock, his foreskin wrapping around his cock head, the cum oozing out onto FFMS's tongue, all this going on in his mouth. Inc leaned over rubbing FFMS's stomach and rubbing on FFMS's nipples. FFMS sucked all the cum from Inc's dick, he laid on the table exhausted, Inc kissed FFMS on the mouth sticking his tongue down FFMS's, licking his cum swapping loads together. They kissed for about three minutes; Inc lifted his face up looking into FFMS's eyes. "This is the hottest thing that I have ever did at school, FFMS you are really an amazing person, we have to get together and do this again" Inc said. "Oh my god what time is it?" FFMS said worried. "You have about fifteen minutes left FFMS don't worry, hug me, I want to feel your hot body against mine." Inc said. FFMS hugged Inc, FFMS loving the feel of Inc's hairy body rubbing against his. FFMS and Inc kissed again, putting on their clothes. Inc rubbed FFMS's arms again. "FFMS, you truly made my day, thank you so much" Inc said. "You're welcome Inc." FFMS said smiling. "Well, take care FFMS, I'll see you next week" David said. "Yes I'll be looking forward to it." FFMS said smirking. Inc walked down the hallway, FFMS walked over to the soda machine pulling out a dollar and twenty-five cents, he was pretty thirsty after having sex with another man. FFMS put the dollar and twenty-five cents into the machine pressing on the Pepsi tab. The Pepsi came out of the machine; FFMS bent over and opened it, he drunk some then closing the bottle. FFMS smiled walking out of North Hall. "Oh man I love smarks, they are so fucking hot!" FFMS said to himself walking to his next class...

Inc is also gay. He should fuck FFMS. He'll do anal.