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Trish was the biggest camera hog, she was in like 2/3 of the pictures. Not that I'm complaining, of course. No, the cameraman was looking at Trish 2/3 of the time.

I could quite hapily review OVW DVDs or any WWE programming. I rock at columns.

My cat is real. I have the pics of us together to prove it. I'm not Duke the Dog. Duke's posts are funnier than mine. Carnival's cancer is funnier than you.

You're a pathetic. Poster. SMEK~!

Dude, you've got cancer. Weak.

Better you hear it from me than a doctor.

It probably won't happen, but I'd love to see Bischoff manage Ken Doane. Man, I just wanna see Ken Doane get called up. Ken Doane!

Thread-smek?

I have three established gimmicks. I don't need annother one.

Czech should have a thread called "The Czech Smek" where he smeks n00bs.

Don't make me smek you.

Carnival got smeked by the modern world.

Dude, you've smeked the word smek.

I go sometimes, but I always lose the link. Plus it houses a hell of a lot of annoying people.

SM3K3D

Ignoramus.

Why is Michal Jackson like caviar. They both come on little crackers.

This thread needed chave.

You eat worms, you're gonna have a bad time.

True, but mainstream wrestling has changed since them. Now it's the Bobby Lashley look that makes someone seem like they can fuck you up. Plus, even disregarding that, Murdoch does not look look he could fuck you up. Someone like Tommy Dreamer, who wasn't the biggest but still mean, could get away with it, but not Murdoch. And dreamer wouldn't have got away with it if he was wearing black trunks.

^Fact As for the track-listing, what don't people understand about a singles collection?

Yeah, if you go down any gym 80% of the guys will have better bodies than Murdoch.

If you have a standing start, looking like a legitimate threat, as opposed to a (relatively) out of shape redneck gives you an advantage. Cade looks like more of a threat than Murdoch.

Thank God somebody other then myself expressed heartfelt concern for Tajiri's rampant steroid and painkiller abuse. Not steroids stc, but here's no point being beat up for a living if you don't need to and don't enjoy it. Best to get out of it before it permanently fucks your body up.

Mechanical Animals is a fucking good album.