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YES! I want your babies.

To paraphrase: "A man was killed today by a pack of dogs he thought he saw." It's driving me mad.

Much as the guy's a skagged up tosser, and Gemstones is a diabolical album, I absolutely love Freinds Of Mine. It's easily in my top 5 albums of all time. I'll probably see Marilyn Manson instead though.

Oh fuck yeah! I thought I'd try a few of his tracks based purely on the fact he's on this years line-up. The guy fucking rocks.

I will not hear ill of Darryl Powell. I'm liking Pompey's progress so far this summer. Laurent Robert and Andy O'Brien look like solid, Premiership signings. And John Viafara, our new Colombian midfielder, looks like a decent find. All we need is a new striker and we're sorted. We're making some noises about Paulo Wanchope. Hopefully if Alain Perrin can motivate him, he'll be a good signing.

No fucker, that's who.

See, Loss loves me.

I'm being nice and sparing you my wrath. You should consider yourself blessed. Loss: king of the crap comeback

Lamer than Stephen Hawking.

Loss: king of the crap comeback

You know who I am Loss. I'm sure that you've been a whiny little bitch when talking to me many times.

See, Thumbtack likes me.

I love the idea that Inc pretends to be Mark E Smith to get strangers on the internet to be friends with him. That is the indiest thing ever.

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The real question isn't whether moving to USA would increase ratings, it's whether Vince would think it would.

They said on "Drawn Together" Spanky Ham said it. What the fuck is "Drawn Together"? I'm guessing some show we don't get in England. Any good?

Just saw the news episode. One question: when did they say bukkake?

The New and Exciting Instalment of THE ONGOING TALE OF THE INTREPID BOB BARRON!!! ::Bob Barron and Canadian Chick sped through the wildernesses of Mexico in the BobBarronmobile. In the four months since Canadian Chick had arrived in his detectives office they had travelled throughout America nad Canada in search of Zack Malibu. In those four months they had escaped fires, saved kittens and maybe even fallen in love. But even more probably not.:: BB: *sigh* :: But Zack wasn't in either of those countries. Now they were working their way south, searching for clues:: CC: Ah! a clue! :: Bob Barron and Canadian Chick pulled up outside a run-down (I can't spell delapidated. Sue me) gas station. Outside a fat man with a Mario 'tache was standing whistling happily to himself:: BB: This doesn't look like a clue. CC: Shut up. BB: Fuck off. CC: I'll kick you in the dick, bitch. BB: I wouldn't. My penis has amazing powers beyond the comprehension of anyone except Jesus, the pope, Gary Coleman, all the George Bushes, Fred Dineage, Dames, Gary Colemen, Stu ::Canadian Chick kicks Bob Barron square in the dick:: BB: I'll shut up then. CC: Yeah, you knows it. :: The Mexican gas station bloke approaches them:: Mexican: Excuse me, what's all of this commotion? CC: He was being a dick. BB: True. Who might you be sir? Mexican: Well, folks round here call me Mexican Tom. BB: Why do they call you Mexican Tom when you've blatantly got a French accent? MT: I haven't got a French accent. BB: I think you'll find you do. CC: Do, he really hasn't. BB: Oh. Which one's Mexico again? CC: The one with the sombreros and tequila. BB: Oh, right. CC: Where did you think we were? BB: The one with the penguins and ice. CC: The Antartic? BB: Yeah yeah yeah. CC: Can you see any ice or penguins? BB: Not here. I though that was all on the coast. CC: We're on the coast. That's the Pacific over there. BB: Oh. MT: Is your friend retarded? CC: He will be once I've finished with him. MT: Ooooh, kinky! CC: Ew. BB: So, have you got any clues for us Tom? MT: Mexican Tom. BB: Mexican Tom. MT: Say the whole thing. BB: So, have you got any clues for us Mexican Tom? MT: Clues you say? BB: Yes I do. MT: What about? CC: Zack Malibu. MT: Who? BB: Geeky kid. Looks like he's on the run from the eighties. MT: Ah. He went past here about three days back. I though he looked a bit gaffa taped ip for a willing passenger. CC: A passenger? Who was he with? MT: A short Peurto Rican looking kid with glasses. CC&BB: DAMES! *GASP* THE SAGA WILL BE CONTINUED ON A QUARTERLY BASIS. MAYBE. !!

So far as amps, and indeed guitars, try before you buy. Always. If possible, when you're in the market look in magazines of the intraweb to check how users of a particular make is seen. Bear in mind, this will be probably the last guitar and amp you ever buy (unless you go pro, in which it'll be down to what you buy now) so make sure yu're confident that the purchase you make is the right one. For the record I've got Warwick streamer bass, Ashdown Elictric Blue 180 amp and light Ernie Ball Strings and that suits me down to the ground for gigging playing pretty loud music. I also have a furry leopard skin strap

How are you gonna die Agent?

Death by chave. Tuesday.

What's the extra rule since last year?

I demand to see a picture.

Maybe it's to celebrate the 1 year aniversary of that thread.