k thx

I'm guessing 25hrs playing time. What are the pictures and horseshoes you have to get to 1000% the game? Is it explained in a later mission? And does it unlock stuff like before?

New South Park? ::goes to Suprnova::

And you know what that means *chuckles* Stupid Ol' Lummox?

Ha ha. Americans are stupid.

Finally passed it after about three hours. The last few bits of it rock, as do the encouragement. 8km of cock up his ass

Yeah, If you don't make any mistakes, then you'll probably end up winning, regardless of speed. Flight school really pisses me off.

I'm onto the third island! Now I can stop worrying about missions and enjoy the whole map. Maybe.

You're like a newt. Not one of the funky ones either, you're just brown.

RE number two, should have a mission coming up showing you how to do this. I think it's one of Sweet's, but I might be wrong.

You're probably worse. 0. So that makes me the posting equivalent to anal rape? I'd say the posting equivlent of an anus being raped. For the very first time.

Is this like the morons flaming olympics or something? Everyone who's tried has ended up looking like a dick. Apart from El Brujo.

thanks?

I say turn it into a flaming folder, without telling anyone who posts there. Could be fun.

Hells yeah! And that pressing the d-pad to make you drive something you've already driven really doesn't work.

Wierd. Just got killed in San Fierro, so I went to get a drink before resuming play. When I come back, CJ is stood outside the hospital and the camera is zooming in on a load of random people and tracking them as they walk by...

no

Then why did you steal my cookie? Slag.

I think Russel Crowe was the last for Beautiful Mind

Also, I believe this has been reported a hell of a long time ago.

10 dances? Pervert... Also, where is this strip club?

Just got to SF myself. It feels like a completely different game now that you're outta gangland. Bang on. Also, the mission where you drive to SF with The Truth for the first time is my favourite so far. Killing the crop = roxor.

I rate myself 8/10.

I've been away for a while. Is Dynamite Kido meant to be retarded or is it just an in-joke?

So far 15.51% in 8:48. So far loving this game. The feeling I had when I left the city to go into the countryside for the first time was the first time I've been in awe of a video game since Ocarina Of Time. This is quite possibly the most beautifully crafted game I've ever played.

RIP