k thx

Votings ended. Results and round two up shortly.

I'm just adding up the scores now. This is you last chance to get your votes in.

Thanks Mrs Puss

Prediction: this thread will have exploded by the morning as people falsely think they can be funny and cool simply by slightly changing someones name.

Phil Liverpool should have been on the card.

Because of an unexpected ocurence in my life (ie having one) voting will continue until Saturday when I'll tally the votes and put up round two.

Okay, I got the Madvillain album the other day (and mighty fine it is too) when I heard the following lyric (from Great Day): "Looky here, it's just the way the cookie tear Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year" This got me thinking about songs which have nothing to do with wrestling, but have wrestling lyrics in them. For example, from Outkasts Southernplayalisticaddilacmusic: "Time to drop these bows, like Dusty Rhodes Then I yell ho" And from, ahem, Limp Bizkits 9 Teen 90 Nine: "You wanna be down with the G shock! Fuck the glam rock! Assed out like Ken Shamrock" So, does anyone else have any examples of random wrestling references in otherwise non-wrestling songs?

YES! It's that time again. Ego-fuck 2004! The return of a knockout competition designed to sort out the greatest posters on the board. Maybe. Last time out, Zack Malibu beat Ripper to win the title of TSMs most popular poster, while in the first tournament EvenflowDDT beat Zack Malibu in a controversial final to become the original TSM poster champion. Now it's time to begin the nomination process again. We need 64 of the best, so no more than two nominations per person. The first 64 to be nominated, provided they're worthy enough, get in. Out of respect for their previous acheivements, I wish to nominate: Zack Malibu EvenflowDDT NOW YOU GO!

Johnson JudasSault Dr Phil Sigmund Freud Drury Banky when he was banned.

First round is up.

Also, I started this, ya crazy fool.

Sounds about right. I'm off to work, but I'll get the first brackets up when I get back. Voting will comence tonight!

Cena Dupree next, I guess.

Did somebody order a box?

Biggest match of Bookers career? You silly tart.

RVD wins with a 5* on D-Von. Nice hot opener. ** And Dames, you gonna be writing a diatribe for this bro?

Bronco buster by Rey!

Nice reversal by Rey from a tree of woe sleeper to a neckbreaker thing.

Rey's the hot tag and RVD's the face-in-peril? But, Rey's small! He *has* to be the face in peril! Yeah, it's switched over now. Hah, RVD tripped over the rope. Schmuck.

Fat-ass? I could kick your little skinny ass in less then 3 seconds. Yeah you are a fucking dumb-ass for ordering...and by the way JD will suck!!! If you've got a problem, take it to HD, if not shut the fuck up.

So far: typical RVD match.

Gay porn > Judgement day. And they curtain jerk with one of the better prospective matches. Dudleys v Rvd/Rey.

I'm wasted on ketamine. Whatever floats ya boat, I guess.

You've seen that? Hmm... You know what really sucks? When you download a porno and you start beating the meat as it loads so that you're hot to trot as soon as you see the ladies and you suddenly realise that you've downloaded gay porn by mistake. So, you're masterbating and you're watching gay porn and as you realise this, you're still masturbating because its damn hard to stop masturbating. Then, you notice that the porno sets got the same curtains as your parents. And the same sofa. Then you realise it's your dad getting his ass licked by a rough trick with a 12 inch dick. Then suddenly you realise you're about to blow your load. To gay porn. Starring your dad. That sucks. I guarantee that this monologue will be more entertaining than JD...

I've seen guys cuming in other guys asses that were less ghey than this.