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Then maybe THIS ISN'T THE REAL WORLD! Why don't you leave the keyboard and go for a little walk. You'd be amazed how beautiful the world is. And here you are turning heel on an internet message board. Oh, how our most beloved heroes let us down. Shouldn't you be getting laid or something? Really. Go get some ass. Give your mother a hallmark card. Watch the History Channel. Play badminton. Please put all that creative wit to use - the world is begging you. But please stop wasting bandwidth by putting yourself over as the best poster in Hardcore Discussion (as if that is actually something to aspire to). Don't you have better things to do? Not really, no. It's 2:18 AM, and there's nothing on TV. I've gotta do something for entertainment.

Metal sucks. You suck. Deal with it.

I didn't think it was that bad, it was kind of funny. Uh-Oh! (runs from the ban button) I'm sorry, but I have a warm spot for Mike Tysons Punch Out knock offs. Yeah, I laughed too. Bless him, Mario brought the random content when he needed to.

Then maybe THIS ISN'T THE REAL WORLD! Why don't you leave the keyboard and go for a little walk. You'd be amazed how beautiful the world is. Also, "prickish assholes who make me want to stab them through their eyes with forks for being assholes"? Could you be any more goth?

Good to see you bringing the content again.

No, see you're confusing the real world with the fantasy world. You see, the real world is full of people who act differently, and have different personalities, and someone can be a heel in the real world without being over the top. The fantasy world, on the other hand, id full of real cartoonish heels, Batman and your friends.

I am the fucking messiah. Look around. This is the only thread in the folder that's made people give enough of a fuck to post. Hell, you were here for a good few minutes, furiously typing out a witty and cutting post to put me down, you sly dog you. Now, you see the difference is that heel turns like this is what made this folder great. When you did it, it was cool, it made people take notice. Now, however, you're too busy having lovers tiffs with CWM to bring the content, so I'm stepping up. You see, this thread isn't based on people getting on with each other. It's based on conflict. Sure, if we get on together, we can have fun. But if I call you a self-absorbed cunt who believes his own hype and thinks that popularity on the internet = popularity in the real world, well then we can really have fun. Now, I'm not looking for a flame war, but I'm not gonna shy away for calling a spade a spade. And you and CWM tried to play Noah and build an ark with UGS. It failed. Hell the only person to make that place aven half the "success" it was was me. I brought the skull and crossbones into everybodies avatar. I pimped the hel out of the board at a time when I was the best poster in this folder. I even came up with the idea for the New Me/Banky work, which you too fucked up without my supervision. Then I go away for a month, and the board goes form hip hangout to a ghost town. You could learn a lot from me, Banky. *yawn* Oh c'mon, now you're playing defensively. A true "heel" would stay on the offense. You're feeling the heat of everyone's criticism so now you are making irrational comments. You should keep truckin' on with this "heel turn" instead of diverting your attention to this insignificant, pathetic, and failure of a poster. If I am as bad as you think I am, why reduce yourself to sabotage a potentially great "heel turn" to rip on me...one who you think is a complete tool? Its even funnier that you are trying to get a reaction out of me by trying to say you originally thought of everything I did in the past. *yawn* You and CWM suffer from the same affliction of thinking I ever gave a damn about you two. Whats next? A thread that says "I thought we were friends, I'm so disallusioned." Hey, you made a post to try and cut me down at the knees, I responded with one saying you aint worth shit. And now I'm on the defensive? Please. This isn't a heel turn in the wrestling sense. I know people like you find it hard to seperate this shit from real life, but please, hear me out. I'm bores of all the pussy footing about in this folder. It was built on conflict, and now anybody with a different point of view has been banned or become a pussy. Or in your case both. So, if I think FrigidSoul is a horrible poster who has never posted anything worth shit, I'll say it. Not like you and CWM, with you're stupid "I hate you" "I hate you too" "I can't believe you said you hate me, I hate you even more" bullshit. You know as well as I do that you can only play with the cards you're dealt. You're the only person who seems to be affected enough by this thread to reply, therefore you're the only person I'm dealing with seriously. So, what now? Annother post saying "oh, I've done this before, boring" or are you gonna step up to the plate and actually deliver the goods?

NM, your thread was an attempt to bring the funny, that was saved by others with a better sense of humor. This is an attempt to ressurest this folder and get shits like you to bring something to the table. Then again, you think metal is good, so I shouldn't really expect you to have taste. Or brains.

Cutting. Truly cutting. Gimp.

Ah yes. I forgot how you "beat" me by doing the internet equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and going "la la la la". You've never been worth shit Rant. Stop acting like you're one of the big boys. If you give me a reason to own you, I'll own you. If not, fuck off.

Ha. You truly are a master of comedy. I have been owned. I'm gonna cry now. Bastard.

I am the fucking messiah. Look around. This is the only thread in the folder that's made people give enough of a fuck to post. Hell, you were here for a good few minutes, furiously typing out a witty and cutting post to put me down, you sly dog you. Now, you see the difference is that heel turns like this is what made this folder great. When you did it, it was cool, it made people take notice. Now, however, you're too busy having lovers tiffs with CWM to bring the content, so I'm stepping up. You see, this thread isn't based on people getting on with each other. It's based on conflict. Sure, if we get on together, we can have fun. But if I call you a self-absorbed cunt who believes his own hype and thinks that popularity on the internet = popularity in the real world, well then we can really have fun. Now, I'm not looking for a flame war, but I'm not gonna shy away for calling a spade a spade. And you and CWM tried to play Noah and build an ark with UGS. It failed. Hell the only person to make that place aven half the "success" it was was me. I brought the skull and crossbones into everybodies avatar. I pimped the hel out of the board at a time when I was the best poster in this folder. I even came up with the idea for the New Me/Banky work, which you too fucked up without my supervision. Then I go away for a month, and the board goes form hip hangout to a ghost town. You could learn a lot from me, Banky.

Yeah, but people here would be too stupid to realise if I didn't spell it out.

God you're horrible at this. All these cliches and old lines. Be creative you obtuse bitch. How about I don't, and we pretend I did? You know why they're old cliches? Because dumb fucks like you never go out of style.

You're a Batman fanboy. I'm guessing you've got a thing for Buffy too. Excuse me if I think you're the last person who I should be taking seriously. Haven't you got some toys to play with? You know, the ones you preted to be your friends? And then fuck? Gimp.

You're one of the good ones. Get out of here, save yourself.

And I take it you're trying to imitate Johnson? It'd be an improvement.

You'll never win at anything Rant. Just look in the mirror. Does that look like a winner to you? And I don't know what you thought you won, but if it makes you happy, have a cookie.

Well, Banky obviously can't do it. Oh, and go fuck yourself.

I doubt Dames is so humorless that he'd ban someone for that ^

On some occasions, which have been few and far between recently, there have been good discussions. And usually they're sparked up by a Mario, or a Johnson, or an Eagan. Someone who can prompt a poster to actually write his point of view down. Now, on the other hand, all the volatile posters have been banned, and so this folder is full of gimps like JSYK, Mole and Damaramu posting shit. I'd raather they get banned than a Mario, Johnson or Eagan.

Then we might as well ban half this board.

This post is that much better if you have sad violin music playing while reading it. Mario can stir up shit? Talking about anal rape is stirring up shit, but not in a good way. How was he good again? He got people to talk about how much they hated him and how stupid he was. That's the mark of a great poster, apparently. Jesus, even Rico said he hated Mario. RICO. Oh, how delightfully emo. Wuss. Mario stirred up peoples interests. He either pissed you off or you appreciated his place in this "community". Just like Johnson and Eagan he was one of the catalysts of conversation in this folder. Sure he could sometimes annoy you, but if that actually affects you for any more than a few seconds then you shouldn't be on a message board, you should be locked up in a nice padded room with no scary people to hurt you, eh JSYK? If we get rid of him, we're left with bland, boring over-sensitive people like you and Damaramu who are too scared to say anything interesting in case it overheats your tiny little brains, Schmuck. Hey, you know how we have one of those debates like once a month where half the board keeps repeating, "It's just a message board, get over it...it's not real life, go outside and do something."? Who gives a flying fuck if Mario can "stir shit up"? Funny how you talk about if Mario can affect you when he's not around, then you don't belong on a message board. I don't see Mario anywhere, and I see you on a crusade to bring him back. You affected, Chave? Oh...it's spectacular that you know so many different ways to insult me. Emo...wuss...schmuck...genius, I tells ya. But, again, this isn't real life, I'm never going to meet you, I'm never, ever, going to see you or talk to you outside of this board. Therefore, your insults have no effect on me. I know my insults have no affect on you. After last time, I'd feel guilty for making you cry like a little bitch again. If I wanted to piss you off, I'd post those PMs you sent me, but that'd mean effort and would probably be flame baiting, so fuck it. There's a difference between being affected on a personal lesson by a message board, and feeling that Mario being on this board would make it a better place. It's like, for example, buying a new computer game. If it's really crap, it wouldn't affect me on a personal level, but I'd prefer it to be god, because good is better. You see? Yes, I'd rather have Mario here, because he stirs shit up and makes this board a more interesting place. If I have to rely on people like you for my entertainment, then I'm gonna be bored.

This post is that much better if you have sad violin music playing while reading it. Mario can stir up shit? Talking about anal rape is stirring up shit, but not in a good way. How was he good again? He got people to talk about how much they hated him and how stupid he was. That's the mark of a great poster, apparently. Jesus, even Rico said he hated Mario. RICO. Oh, how delightfully emo. Wuss. Mario stirred up peoples interests. He either pissed you off or you appreciated his place in this "community". Just like Johnson and Eagan he was one of the catalysts of conversation in this folder. Sure he could sometimes annoy you, but if that actually affects you for any more than a few seconds then you shouldn't be on a message board, you should be locked up in a nice padded room with no scary people to hurt you, eh JSYK? If we get rid of him, we're left with bland, boring over-sensitive people like you and Damaramu who are too scared to say anything interesting in case it overheats your tiny little brains, Schmuck.

I say bring him back for the WMXX Battle Royale, and then if he's in a condition to perform, give him a proper contract. You can't deny the pop for him if he's in the BR would be pretty cool.