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This is the most randomly brilliant website ever. And it is most certainly not porn. Quite the opposite, actually...

Single women should wear numbers explaining how desperate they are. For example, a level 1 would be happily single and looking for the perfect guy, where as level 10s would fuck a sheep.

and your point? Fairs fair, hair metal does generally suck. If only because of the crap production, over reliance on image and poor songwriting in most bands. i get the point.., but that suits todays bands. now tell me why 80's hair metal suck? You heard. I've never heard a hair metal album, or even song, that was well produced or that produced any type of emotion in me.

Mamma Mia!

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

pop > metal

Watch Room 101. Bill Bailey rocks.

Hooray!

When I say reading porn, I mean looking at the pictures. And when I say looking at the pictures, I mean looking in a mirror. And when I say looking in a mirror, I mean really looking.

and your point? Fairs fair, hair metal does generally suck. If only because of the crap production, over reliance on image and poor songwriting in most bands.

No-ones gonna pay Nash what he's been earning the last few years (at least not in the west). $10 says he turns up at a TNA event with Hogan and Hall...

Bye bye. *goes back to reading porn* Stupid hippie...

Good man!

HEY! Get your own porn.

Wow, business is slow today. *reads porn*

This should give you a hand with cockney rhyming slang.

Depends. Most schoolgirls are jailbait for petty thugs and gangs, so if you yell out "scrubbers" at schoolgirls, you're likely to get some likely lads after you. And Eddie Izzard: 1) wouldn't say that in an average conversation 2) is a traany, and therefore very likely to get beaten anyway.

What the fuck? He's most likely in the UK, where it's already released. Rah. And jolly good it is too.

I'm straight edge too, but more due to my morals than to be part of a scene. I don't smoke, get drunk, fuck around, do drugs or drink caffeine.

Hey RoyalBlue, since we're, you know, married and all, could you tell my girlfriend that? That we're married? Dude, I don't think she's gonna be happy. I don't know anything about her, but I'm sure she'd be jealous of me. I rock.

You're a good boyfriend man.

You've obviously never been to England... Also, never say "dashed funny" if you come to britain. You'll get your head kicked in.

IIRC, it's not illegal. And she's hot. EDIT: Also, Inc: how old are you?

What did your significant other have to say on the matter? And if your pseudo-neice is giving it away, send her over here.