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Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room. We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of.

Hell yeah! And, conveniently, it's got every song that you or anyone else knows...

Bottle of vodka for KK, pussy beer for J and whisky and rocks for JSYK. Anyone wanna game of darts?

Order a drink or get out! P.S. we also do soft drinks...

They better post a transcript. I wanna know where he sticks his glowstick...

Fuck you all, I'm opening a pub.

Fuckers!

I'm not selling out, just expressing my appreciation for Cardiff. Can I stay in now?

I like Cardiff! Go Earnshaw!

Can I use my feet?

On that note, who's considered the First Couple of The Board? Or are we some type of marital supergroup? Well, me and PissBlock were the first chronologically, so that makes us the most important. And as the female half of our unison, I'm representing us by getting in the hot-tub. *splash* Where's the booze?

I hope everyone not in this thread who's not part of a TSM couple feels very dirty. *waits for PissBlock to turn up*

It's because of your sexual encounter with RoyalBlue, isn't it? Don't be embarrassed, big man. We're all friends here. I find it deeply insulting that ABOBO would be the one traumatised by our tryst...

Oh, they fucking rock Zack's mixes TO THE GROUND. He can't step to my shit. That's not right. That's not right at all... So what's on your mixes?

Fuck that. So what's on the Malibu mix?

She's buggered off! BOO-URNS!

Is this gonna be the fourth couple made in this thread?

In disbelief? IN ANGER~?

I seriously doubt it.

We ought to have a PPV thread every month in which all the loose ends are tied up. Who is RoyalBlue? What will Eagan's next name be? Are the mods united against me? Find out this Sunday on pay per view!

Very nice of you to let me get the last(and correct) word on the matter boss. Damn. DENIED!

Yeah, but that aint gonna make me leave.

YUH-HUH~! You ain't fooling me bitch! NUH-UH!

Dames is sitting at his computer reading that right now and going "Fucking Malibu..." while shaking his head in disbelief. I know this to be true. "Shaking his head"? Ew...

Truly, that is the *real* TSM. I think Inc's social experiment has worked. Huss. We've laughed together, cried together, fought together, and (in the case of WJM and myself), we [/edited for explicit content]. ::Sings "We Are Family":: Yeah, me and PissBlock -expletive deleted- too... Dude...was ABOBO there? Seriously. What's the scoop? He's not, you know...THAT way, is he? no fucking comment...