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Ok... #7 is almost always enforced except in extreme cases. And most are explained if you find the right thread. I'm not about to explain why any unbanning occured, because you'd have to talk to the person who did the unbanning (as I'm not a mod) to get the knowhow into it. Offhand I can think of three reinstatement cases I've either heard of or seen Johnson Banned for: Dunno Reinstated because: Dunno this either Banky Banned for: Not sure exactly, though I imagine it's not hard to guess why Reinstated because: Supposedly "saved the board" (though the veracity of this is disputable to some) Sakura Banned for: Wishing death on Damaramu Reinstated because: On-the-record is because she supposedly didn't know it was against the rules and shouldn't have been banned for it. Off-the-record belief among some is because she's friends with Dames. Not exactly exceptional cases, as far as I can see, but that's just my opinion RoyalBlue: Banned for: being a PBP Reinstated for: not being a PBP Also, IIRC Banky was banned because Marney picked out something he'[d said about looking to get a reaction out of people when he posts, which is against the rules.

True, true. And all skeletons are metrosesexual. Bone white is always in fashion.

Oh well, turns out neither of us are Spartaus. Bugger.

*We return to the Riki Tiki Lake Show* Riki Tiki: Yo! Before the break we showed that these two pathetic men are conclusively NOT Spartacus. Now Spartacus is waiting backstage, ready to kill them both. RoyalBlue, Dutch, any thoughts? RB: ... Dutch: ... Riki Tiki: Okay, fuck you then. Here's Spartacus! *The prop guy wheels out a dusty skeleton* Dutch: Okay, seriously. What. The. Fuck. What the fuck? Riki Tiki: Yeah, I know he's not really in any condition to kill you, but he could spring into life any second now. RB: Not really. Riki Tiki: No, not really. Do you guys want it? Dutch: Yeah, okay. Riki Tiki: Yo! And thus, annother episode of the Riki Tiki Lake Show wraps itself up in a nice little package with a ribbon around it. We haven't changed the world tonight, but neither have you, so why the fuck are you judging me? Little shit. For tonight, this is Riki Tiki Lake saying goodnight, and fuck off. Yo! *credits roll*

*We return to the Riki Tiki Lake show* Riki Tiki: Yo! We're back. Now, before the break, we RoyalBlue and Dutch were arguing about which one of them was Spartacus. RB: Me! Dutch: Me! Riki Tiki: SHUT THE FUCK UP YO! Ahem. Anyways, before we went on air we took a DNA test to determine whichone of them is Spartacus and, conveniently enough, the results have just been finalised. And here, with the results, is ABOBO! *ABOBO comes out* Riki Tiki: So ABOBO, how are you? ABOBO: ABOBO SCARED. ABOBO GO TO ZOO TO SEE PENGUINS. ABOBO GOT BIT BY PENGUINS. ABOBO SCARED NOW. Riki Tiki: Well, I think there's a lesson there for all of us. So, have you got the results? ABOBO: ... Riki Tiki: ABOBO? ABOBO: ... Riki Tiki: Yo! Where's the results, bitch? ABOBO: ABOBO COULDN'T RESIST RESULTS. ABOBO ATE RESULTS IN GOLDEN ENVELOPE. ABOBO LIKES SHINY THINGS. Riki Tiki: Well, that's just great. Fuck off. *ABOBO fucks off* Riki Tiki: Fortunately, someone looked in the envelope before they gave it to ABOBO, so we've still got the results. And they are...negative. RB: Who for? Riki Tiki: Both of you. Dutch: OMGWTF? Riki Tiki: Yep, neither of you are Spartacus. RB: Who are we then? Riki Tiki: Well, apparently Dutch's DNA correlates with that of THE FISH~! While RoyalBlue's DNA correlates with that of crushing disappointment. RB and Dutch: Oh. Riki Tiki: I mean, come on. Spartacus was the leader of a revolt of slaves in Roman times. Did you honestly think it was even remotely feasible that either of you actually were Spartacus? It's just goes beyond belief! RB: Yeah, I guess so. Dutch: Sorry. *Riki Tiki turns to camera* Riki Tiki: Don't go away, because after the break we'll be meeting the REAL Spartacus, and he's out to kill these to sacks of shit for gimmick infringement. RB and Dutch: WHAT? Riki Tiki: Yo! Kill you both in a violent and gratuitous bloodbath. See you in a mo, yo!

Okay then, let's do that! *Cuts to Riki Tiki Lake* Riki Tiki: Yo! Today we're talking to two guys who are rguing about which one of them is which. Now, first up we've got RoyalBlue RB: Hey babe! Riki Tiki: Yo! Now, what's the problem? RB: Well, my and this guy have been having an arguement over which one of us is Spartacus. Riki Tiki: Spartacus? RB: Yep, that's right. You see, I said I was Spartacus, he said he was Spartacus and now we wanna kill each other. Riki Tiki: Yo! Now, this other guy is backstage. Are you gonna be able to see him without trying to kill him? RB: Nope. Riki Tiki: Legally that counts as a yes. Now, let's bring out this other guy (looks at cards) Dutch! Yo! *Dutch comes out and scuffles with Royal Blue* Riki Tiki: Hey, calm down bitches. Yo Dutch! Dutch: Yo! Riki Tiki: Yo indeed. Now, lets here your side of the story. Dutch: I'm Spartacus! RB: I'm Spartacus! Dutch: I AM! RB: I AM! Dutch: I AM! RB: I AM! Dutch: I AM! RB: I AM! *they start scuffling* Riki Tiki: Well, we're gonna have to seperate them, but don't go away. After these comercials, we'll uncover the real truth about which one of these men is a stud-muffin, and which one is a lying little whore. See you in a mo, yo!

We need to think up some experiments to carry out on Dutch over 8 hours. Possibly involving alcohol and/or hard drugs. Maybe tripping on acid one night and reporting what you see?

Um, I think you'll find I'm Spartacus. You go now.

Okay then...

*looks at new users page* I guess Leary.

Maybe he died in a fire?

I'm Spartacus.

3 a.m. Eternal KLF? That song rocked back in the day. I've got it on a CD somewhere. Yep, that's the one. "KLF uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh". Bill Drummond is the man.

Vikings.

You're not an alcoholic, you cocksmith. Good arguement. This, however, is a reason for him being a cocksmith.

Greenland is called Greenland to make people go there. They wouldn't go if it was called "Fucking Cold Icy Rocky Shitland".

If it was Kidman, he'd tell him to get a personality.

FOOSTER~! will show us the light...

No, it really doesn't. If someone wants help with their problem, it's inconsiderate to throw it back in their face. There are some things you don't joke about, and drug abuse/dependancy is one of them.

just to clarify to the people in this thread its spelt IRAQ Hey, I think I speak for everyone in this thread when I say I trust reshad974's knowledge of international affairs.

You do realise they've changed belts overseas before, don't you?

Well, aren't we all idiots in our own little way? I know I am...

I thought CWM = MC squared...

Ow. My pride.

I reccomend anybody with a new board that has few members to invite Eagan there. He'd bring a shit load of traffic along for his themes alone.