The Saga
Prologue
:::Choken One and CWM stroll into the room:
:::Fook sits still and puts his chest on D as CO and CWM stalk around the chair::
:::CWM nods to CO:
:CO walks over to Fook's Chair and lifts it up and escorts Fook out::
CWM: Good Job Choke
Choke: When will these punks ever learn?
:::Fook bangs on the door sobbing begging for re-admitance:::
CHOKE: FUCK OFF. Go post whore around and MAYBE we'll speak again.
:Steps over Saturnmark:::
Look you want to join the A-Team?
You see that door right there that says
"COBAINWASMURDERED" with the nifty little fucking star...Talk to him...He'll get you MADE.
Since Me and CWM decided to UNITE and OWN your asses...
Currently...We have only 24 A-TEAM members...It's an EXCLUSIVE club...
The rest of the board breaks down into
B TEAM
C TEAM
D TEAM
F TEAM
and
Incomplete Team
Caboose...You fall in the B team. Good Place to be and your like a Outfielder in the Cincinnati Reds Minors farm...Bound to get called up to the show...
Adam: I will now, and will forever be known as 'The Chosun One', Blue Chipper of the A-Team.
My inner CWM and my outer Choken are being shown. Hey, seeing as we are the A-Team, who is our fourth member?
Choken One: The fourth Member is Secrectly training in the depths of the Rocky Mountains hidden under surface preparing to ABSOLVE the sins of the posters whom have lost the way.
Remember, Channel your energies and CALL out the spirit of CWM and Choken One.
:::Phone Rings:::
Choken one: Hello, Welcome to A-Team Productions
FOOK(digused as Beast): I wanna buy 4 of your tapes
Choken: The Training tapes or the secrect A.S/Dames Gay Tryst special edition?
Fook: Umm...Both.
Choken: Good Choice Sir. I will need some infomation before I place your order...
Fook: Erm...Sure.
Choken: What's your Post Name?
Fook: Fo...Umm...Murmuring Beast.
Choken: Who?
Fook: Murmuring Beast? U know him? I mean me?
Choken:.....SURE! Of course. I'll need your Credit Card Number and that would be all sir.
Fook: BEEP. (Edited for Security reasons)
Choken: (Thinks to self...Idiot Wanna bes) Thank You very much sir and don't forget WE here at A Team Productions love you much...Please enjoy your day.
:::Choken One Hangs Phone Up::::
Choken: This shit is too easy...
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In Ohio...In Choken One's Backyard...Poolside.
Two God Sculptured Messiahs sip Mai-Tais as an young man fluffs their towels...
CWM: Ah...This is the life Choken...
Choken: Yep...Yep...a nice change of scenario from the Trees right?
CWM: Indeed my Post Whoreing partner...Thanks for flying me out here on That Privite Jet of yours. The "SERVICE" was incredible.
Choken: All right...I gotta tell the truth...That wasn't on my accord..I charged it to TSM'S personal card. Dames gave me EXCLUSIVE use of the card.
CWM: Who else deserves it more BABY!?!
Choken: Seriously...We really gotta do something about this 4th Member deal...
CWM: Yeah...I still don't know about the CHOSUN ONE over there...
Choken: Eh...He mastered the art of CWMOSITY and CHOKETALITY. He is a worthy inclusion.
CWM: Yea...No question but I just don't know about those spots on his Ass cheek...
Choken: Yeah...I had those same Qualms So I flew out Dr. Tom and had him check CHOSUN ONE out...He's clean.
CWM: You do know that he isn't a REAL doctor right?
Choken:.....Yeah.
CWM: Cool. So yeah I have NO idea who should be the the 4th guy...
Choken: I say we have a TALENT show and let these fuckers entertain us and then we'll draw a name out of the hat...
CWM: Works for me.
:::CHOKEN AND CWM laugh as CHOSUN ONE LEAPS nakedily into the large pool::
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:::Choken One is Stoned Face:::
Beast: I love you Chokey...
:::CWM arrives with CHOSUN ONE behind him:::
Beast: Oh Hello Guys...Umm...You guys want A beer or something?
Choken: CHOSUN...Do you job.
Chosun: Yes, I shall showcase the lessons I've learned of CWMOSITY and CHOKETALITY.
:::CHOSUN fakes a right Punch as Beast ducks and chuckles and looks up as CHOSUN elbows him in the eye:::
CHOSUN: Now What?
CWM: Hog-Tie him and send him to Anglesault...A.S is good people.
CHOSUN: YES SIR.
Choken: Good...Let's go to the Strip Club Fellas...I'm feeling Generous tonight...I might even bring my 5's...
:::Time passes:::
:::CHOSUN ONE PIMP SLAPS BEAST:::
Chosun one: Don't you realize YOUR TYPE OF PEOPLE aren't allowed around us...I earned my spot damn it...You ARE NOT worthy of groveling for their attention...
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:::CHOKEN, CWM AND CHOSUN are seen on a Yacht eating Lobster:::
CWM: Little Dry Don't you think?
Choken: Eh...Mine's good
Chosun: I hate to bring up business but what do we do with that fucking beast bitch?
CWM: Young Prodigy...I thought you shipped him to AS?
CHOSUN: I did...A.S sent it back...He was busy with Barron...
Choken: Damn. I knew he liked Dwarfs...
CWM:Well...Can't we just kill him?
CHOSUN: I thought about that but Dames said MAIMING of fellow Posters is a MAJOR no-no.
Choken:Well...We're screwed.
CHOSUN: Why don't we let the kid in and end this shit?
CWM&CHOKEN: GET THE FUCK OFF OUR YACHT! GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BASEMENT AND RE-EVALUATE YOUR A-TEAM HANDBOOK!
Chosun: Sorry...
:::CHOSUN curses at himself as he runs away:::
:::AngleSault wakes up to the sound of the doorbell ringing:::
A.S walks out of his bedroom in his black sweats and softly turns on Aerosmith and goes to the door and sees a BOX sitting there...
Barron walks out of the bedroom shortly after that...
A.S stares at the box...
BARRON: OHHHH WHAT'S IN THE FUUCCCKING BOX?!
To be continued...