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CHAPTER 15 ::The B Team bomb through the rainy streets of Canada, North America, with CC in the back seat between AM and Mario. Caboose is driving. chave is playing with the glove compartment:: Mario: Heh heh heh, we rock. chave: hey, Mario. How come you're with us now. Last I heard, you were chasing us trying to avenge fook's death. Mario: Dramatic plot twist. chave: 'kay. Caboose: So, Canadian Chick, you glad we rescued you from the evil A Team? CC: No! Caboose. Yeah, you love me. Wait! You said no! But why? CC: I was having fun. AM: But they kidnapped you, and tied you to Bob Barron. CC: But it was fun. Apart from the Barron bits. Mario: But don't you want to go back home? CC: No, I want to stay back there with Zack. I love him. chave: But why? He sucks. And I rock like a banana on speed. Love me! CC: No. It's so strange. When I look into his eyes it's like fireworks. When I touch him, I get goosepimples. When he says my name, it's like... ::AM throws up:: Caboose: Yeah, what he said. Shut up woman. Mario. So wait. If they didn't kidnap you and hold you against your will, but we did, that means we're the bad guys. chave: OMGWTF~!!! CC: Yeah, and you don't want to be the bad guys, so just turn this car around and take me back to my darling Zack. Caboose: No, it's too late. We started this war with the A-Team, and I'm damn sure we're gonna finish it. CC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! -------------------- :::The chase is on, as the A team comes speeding up behind the B-teams van::: :::The most kick ass of kick ass car chases follow...you know...like the one in Ronin with a little Matrix and Bad Boys II kicked in. Just a bunch of shit blowing up for no other reason than it looking cool. Yet hour heros(and our heros-turned villians) remain perfectly unharmed...they just have really tore Canada up.::: ------------------------ ::After a lovely car chase, the B-Team arrive at a safe house. However due to Cabooses ineptitude, the A-Team swiftly find them and pull up outside the house. Wondering why the lack of a coherent story for this? The thread deleted the post that explained this shocking turn of events. Yeah, bollocks, I know. Why not make your own explaination about what happened? It's fun to create!:: ----------------------- ::Inside the house:: Caboose: Damn it, I knew we should have hidden the car somewhere. AM: So, what do we do now boss? Caboose: Mario. Get that box I told you to bring from the car. ::Mario brings a large wooden crate to Caboose, wh opens it up:: Caboose: In here we've got all the weapons we could possibly need to defeat the A-Team. Guns. Grenades. Bulletproof vests. Samuri swords. chave: Sweet. Caboose. Lets get upstairs and barricade ourselves in a bedroom. Mario: But what about the old couple who live here. ::Scan acroos to a shot of an old husband and wife who Caboose tied and gagged earlier:: Caboose: They'll keep. Mario, bring Canadian Chick. ::Mario grabs Canadian Chick and tries to force her up to the bedroom, but she sees Ripper pull out his weapon and start shooting it at Zach outside, and breaks away from his grip:: Caboose: Come back here bitch or I'll shoot. CC: NOOOOOOOOO!

Dude. Capitals? Really? Did you just find out you were gay or something?

What awfulness? I'm just trying to help you get that sand out of your vagina.

CurryMan just spilt his drink.

You might get T&T...

I still liked the show. You people are way too picky.

CHAPTER 14 *Ripper walks in* Ripper: Hey guys!! Its me, RIPPER!!! I am ready for some wacky adventure...where can I join in. *Everyone stares blankly at Ripper.* Ripper: It...its me...Ripper...remember...I run...I point at bears and stuff...I have like 4 or 5 running jokes that no one gets... RIPPER!! CWM: Ripper.... God damn it... *everyone continues to stare blankly* Ripper: What? I can offer stuff...remember the "runs" joke...that was classic right...r..right...Chave...you laughed...I think. Chave: Okay.... Ripper... Ripper: What? Chave: Alright...okay. Ripper: You know what...FINE. I'll start my own story with wacky adventures and none of you are invited. SO THERE!! CWM: Yeah thats great Ripper, look we got to get up kind of early soooooo... Chosen: We'll holla at you later..kay? Canadian Chick: Who the fuck are you? *Ripper leaves vowing revenge for this shunning* Ripper: I'll be back, damn you....I'll be back. ------------------------- :::It's Dark...With swirling snow breezing around the Calgary ground in Canada::: :::4 Men and a Young Lady are inside the confines of an Dodge avenger::: :::A few Miles beyond, 4 men are also in a Car...Driving a 95 buick century::: :::The avenger pulls into a diner::: :::The 4 men and the Lady enter the diner and take a seat in the far corner:: Chosun: God, I'm so hungry CWM: I know man...It's been like 2 days since we ate Choken: What looks good here? Zack: You look good... *Directed to C.C* C.C: *giggles* :::Choke and CWM catch a second take::: CHoken: So anyways...the Fried Chicken with Gravy looks good... Cwm: Nah...I'm getting the Mashed Potatoes and Steak. Chosun: I'll get the Turkey Club...with a chocolate milkshake Zack: So...You wanna Share? C.C: *giggles* Zack: All right me and her will split a Plate of Fries and a Strawberry Shake. ::::The team takes their orders::: :::As they eat their meal...The door chimes as four men walk into the diner and take a seat nearby the A-Team::: Caboose: I'm hungry. Chave: Me too... AM: In my day we used to eat at **** resturants like IHOP Mario: Ummm...Dudes...Look to your right... ::::The A-Team are enjoying dinner and having plesant convostation as Zack and C.C rub eachothers...Privite area" Caboose: What? AM: All right...Sure she's cute but Look at that Hunk... Mario: You dammed fools...That's the A-Team! Chave: I dunno...Hey...THEY ARE! Caboose: So what do we do? Mario: Eventully, The girl will have to go to the bathroom...So when she does...AM get up and grab her and we'll take her home and we'll be heros. :::CWM and Choken finish up their plates and excuse themselves to the restroom::: Mario: Just wait. :::Chosun reads the Local Paper in confusement::: Caboose: Why don't we just grab her? Mario: Not yet :::Zack gets up and softly kisses C.C's forehead and heads to the restroom::: Caboose: I say we go for it right now Chave: Yeah...The dude is distracted anyways :::Chosun continues reading::: Mario: Yeah...NOW! ::::AM and Caboose pop up and try to steal C.C::: C.C: *Giggles* Stop tickling me Zack...I'm tickleish Caboose: Yeah...I ani't Zack bitch... C.C: What? AM: C' Mon...we breaking you out! C.C: I don't wanna go! Caboose: Why not? C.C: I've fallen in love with Zack... Mario: Oh enough! ::Yanks C.C out of chair and runs with her::: :::B Team leave the diner::: Chosun: Can you hand me the salt? :::A moment of silence::: Chosun: Fine...I'll get it myself :::The other A-Teamers walk back to the table::: Choken: Hey...Where's CC? Chosun: Isn't she across the table? CWM: Uh No...Did she go to bathroom ZACK: WHERE IS SHE DAMN IT! Choken: DAMN IT! LOOK! The B team stole her! :::A-Team runs to car::: ---------------------------- :::as A-team runs to their car a figure sitting alone at the back of the diner lowers a menu that was covering his shadowy yet damn sexy face::: Ripper: Soon boys...soon... ::with a smirk he orders some chicken and gravy cause who doesn't love the gravey?::

Yeah.

If you have broadband, d/l it. You'l get the live feed, it won't be that big a file and it'll download in plenty of time for the weekend.

Koromans not even a Pompey player any more! Bastard. He'd have done me proud if he got injured after 10 minutes, scored right at the death then disapeared at the final whistle. Actually, by all accounts he's a good player, but still. No more loyalty from me unless he signs with us. Kudos to Aloisi, at least he stayed with us for a few seasons.

As much as I hate to tempt fate, I think our target's gonna be Europe next season (even if only the inter-toto cup). Certainly the Russians not gonna splash out his dodgy money for a lower mid-table team. Ah, fun times ahead...

CHAPTER 13 ::Chosun Murders the A-Team and controls the world::: :::Chosun wakes up from his dream with a glazed look on his face::: Choken: Good Nap Kid? Chosun: Yes. Choken: Good...We got word that The B Team is no more then 10 minutes behind us... Chosun: Yes. Choken: Does Chosun Sucks Barron's Pee wee? Chosun: Yes. CWM: Mmmm...Something is fishy... :::Zack emerges from the second bedroom::: :::C.C walks out with a distant look on her face::: :::Choken and CWM make a glance at each other::: ------------------------ ::The A Team get back into their car after their little piss break and drive aimlessly through the outskirts of Canada CIty:: Chosun: So, let me get this straight. We've kidnapped Canadian Chick, embarked on a trek through Canada, we're being chased by the B Team of Caboose, chave and AM, who are in turn being chased by Mario Logan and the recently dead corpse of Fook who he brought back to life by taping a tramps head to his body. And now the police are chasing us after Bob Barron tipped them off. Oh, and I'm still naked after losing to CWM at strip poker. Choken: Yeah. What's your point? Chosun: Oh, none really, I just wanted to do a quick recap. You know, for fun and stuff... ::They pass a sign saying "ON-TOPIC: NEXT LEFT":: CWM: Quick! That way! ::Meanwhile, a short way down the road:: chave: Finally, we are near the A-Team. We can see their smoke after hours of chasing them. Increase the B Team-mobile to maximum speed! AM: Er, you're driving dude. chave: Not in my head. Cabose: Ah fuck this ::Caboose heaves chave out of the driving seat and speeds after the A Team's car:: CWM: Shit, it's the dastardly B Team. Quick Choken, turn down that side alley. ::What follows is a high speed car chase through the narrow back streets of Canada. chave fires a pistol at the A Team car, and it nearly hits the wheels, but instead just breaks one of those little light things at the back of the car. The brake lights or something, I dunno. They continue the chase through a market place, overturn a maarket stall selling watermelons, and they drive through a pane of glass, which scares the hell out of CHOSUN and he cries like a little bitch until CWM slaps him. God, do you know how hard it is to write a car chase? Seriously, I mean, come on. It's an action scene, and you expect me to write it out in words or something? You know what happens anyway. Same as every James Bond film ever. It ends when the B Team spin out on a banana skin that CWM has left there, just like in Mario Kart. Shit, I bet no-ones even still reading this. I better put it in the dialogue to make sure. Oh yeah, and I rock. He he he:: Caboose: My God, we've spun out on a bannana skin, just like in the Mario Kart games. One can only presume that CWM, with his previously unknown but still dangerous addiction to bananas, is to blame. chave: 'kay ::Meanwhile in the A Team car:: Chosun: Dude, that banana was my only means of covering my modesty. I was gonna grow it till it was big enough to make it into a suit. CWM: Why didn't you just put on the spare set of clothes in the glove compartment? Chosun: There's a spare set of clothes in the glove compartment? Zach: Sure, we told you that before. We just thought you liked being naked. Canadian Chick: *giggles* Chosun: No-one told me! CWM: Sure they didn't... Chosun: NO-ONE T.. Choken: Quiet, you fool. We're approaching a hotel for the night. We can stay there and hide from the B Team. CWM: You mean like we did a few pages back? Choken: Yeah, only this time: BETTER. BWAHAHAHAH~! Chosun: Weirdo Choken: Screw you nude boy ::They enter the hotel::

CHAPTER 10 :::Choken and The Gang Drive along the empty highway of Canada::: Choken: Those fuckers are getting pretty damn irritating CWM: Well if SOME ONE WASN'T stupid enough to leave them a fucking letter we wouldnt have to worry about them. Chosun(naked): Look I am sorry...can I at LEAST have a fucking sock to wear... Zack: Sorry we don't wear any Baby Socks here pal :::C.C in the trunck Giggles::: Choken: HEY! Where did the guy go? Billy or whatever... CWM: You mean, Bob Barron? Choken: Yeah CWM: We left him back at the first hotel... :::Meanwhile...AngleSault FINALLY comes too::: Anglesault: What the hell happened? Choken? CWM? Chosun? You won't believe this dream I had...Wait...This isn't my bed and this isn't my Aerosmith Wallpaper...WHERE AM I? :::Looks outside and reads "CANADA-BRET HART'S HOME TOWN::: AngleSault: How the hell did I wind Up here? and whose house is this... :::A.S looks around::: A.S: Ah Look a Computer...Oh My God! THEY KIDNAPPED C.C AND BARRON AND ANGLESAULT! Wait..I'm still here and they aren't...does that mean? THEY FUCKING LEFT ME! :::reads more::: AS: What? U mean Caboose and Chave and Fook and AM didn't even wake me up? Sweet Jesus! That's I'm leaving... :::Stomps up the stairs but door swings wide open and knocks him back down the stairs:: Dames: Here we go...Excuse me AS. :::Steps Over AngleSault's Bleeding body::: Dames: Damn it...We missed them... ------------- ::Mario Logan arrives at the hotel:: Mario: Canadian Chick. *sniff* I can still smell her. The scent is getting stronger. I am getting closer to her. :: Mario enters the hotelto look for signs of where they went, only to find Fooks prone, headless and (more pertinently) dead body at the foot of the stairs:: Mario: Fook, my one true friend. What happened? Who did this to you? I will return you to life. ::Mario whips out the freshly decapitated tramps head he had found on the side of the road and, foruitously, brought with him:: ::Several hours later, Mario surveys his work. Fook stands before him, with new tramps head dangerously perched atop his shoulders, stuck on with masking tape:: Mario: So Fook, who did this to you? Fook: Urrrrrrrrr. chave. Mario: The B Team! Those bastards! So, our quest is clear. To get revenge on the B Team, and get sweet, sweet Canadian Chick. Fook: Urrrrrrrrr. sweet. Mario: Lets go, we can follow their tyre tracks. Fook: Urrrrrrrrr. tracks. ::Mario rushes off, leaving Fook, who doesn't follow, but keeps on looking into the distance with a blank look on his face. Finally, Mario returns and drags him off:: --------------------- :::Choken One Puts on River Runs Red Album::: CWM: Fuck That! ::::CWM puts in NeverMind Album::: Chosun: Fuck that! :::Chosun puts in Bob Seger:: Zack::Fuck That! :::Zack puts in Mandy Moore::: CWM+CHOKEN+CHOSUN: FUCK THAT! :::Choken turns on Radio Radio Dude: The temperture is a mild Negative 4 today in Canada, Bret Hart's Hometown. Today Headlines are, A Canadian Chick that does by the name of...Canadian Chick has been kidnapped by 4 Message Board Posters of the TheSmartmarks.com. A delerious Bob Barron gave testimony just recently Barron: THEY TIED ME UP TO A GIRL! OH THE HUMANITY! Radio: More on this as it develops... :::CWM turns radio off::: Choken: Ah Damn.

CHAPTER 9 :Pulls bullet out of arm:: Fook: OW! That hurt, you FUCKER~! ::Bitch slaps AM with his good arm, knocking the gun out of AM's hand:: ::Caboose picks up gun:: Caboose: All right! Everyone calm down! Can't you see what's going on here? The A Team has shunned us all, but we're all too caught up in our own egos to see that everyone here wants the same thing! Chave: A free dinner at Americatown? Caboose: OK, everyone here wants two things. That, and revenge on the A Team for rejecting us! I say we join forces and attack as one. With us working together, their post-whoring days will be over! Chave: Then, can we go to Americatown? I'm starvin' here! All: SHUT UP!!! ::Now realizing they CAN work together, Caboose, Chave, Fook, and AM run upstairs for the final battle with the unsuspecting A Team:: ----------------- ::AM, Fook, chave and Caboose finally reach the top of the hotel stairs:: Caboose: OK, there's two locked doors up here. Which one will we kick open, 70's cop style, first? AM: Why don't we just split into two groups and take a door each? chave: Suspense. AM: Ah, okay. Caboose: chave, you know what to do. ::chave kicks in the first hotel door room 70's cop style, to reveal a familiar looking couple in bed together:: Caboose: What the... Tiffani Malibu and Banky? chave: OMG WTF!!!!!!!1 It's the triumphant return of TIFF MALIBU~! Tiff: That's right hon. Me and Banky came down to meet up with the A-Team and provide a distraction to help them get away. AM: So, you're actually a real person, not a gimmick. Tiff: Yeah, but don't tell Eagan or Johnson that... Caboose: Enough of this. To the next room! ::The B Team run to back out and kick in the other locked door. The room is empty except for the reminants of some games of scrabble, monopoly, pictionary, cluedo and strip poker, along with a pile of CHOSUNS clothes:: Caboose: To the window! ::They reach the window just in time to see the A-Team try and bundle Canadian Chick into the car:: Caboose: Quick, there's still time for us to reach them if we hurry. chave: one thing first before we go ::chave pulls out a pistol and shoots fook repeatedly in the head:: chave: Sorry. He was really starting to annoy me. ::AM, Caboose and chave rush down the stairs to try and catch the A-Team::

Italia 90?

I think that Koller going off may give them a slight psychological boost. However, if he's not going to be able to play against Italy and Ghana, then that's not good for USA.

IBM, you're a German fan, yeah?

To be fair, the Americana aren't playing badly, it's just the the Czechs are a damn good side. They'll give Ghana and Italy a good go though. Koller looks like his tournament may be over.

Damn, that was a good goal. Just as the States were getting back into it too.

Congrats to the Aussies for a good win. I get the feeling that Aloisi goal could turn out to be important too. Good luck for the Americans. A draw would be a good result as I fancy the Czechs to finish top of their group, but I can't see anyoe dominating it.

Chapter 8 ::Cabose and Chave dive across the bonets of several Dodge Chargers before kicking in the door of the hotel 70's style... Caboose and Chave back up against the outside wall Caboose: Cover me! Chave: Sure thing boss! Caboose looks around the corner brandishing a plastic magnum, he does a forward roll before sitting up and pointing the toy gun at a cleaning lady! Chave however dives in straight after Caboose and shoots the cleaning lady with his plastic revolver! Caboose: It was just a cleaning lady! Chave: Sorry boss. A smashing window sound comes from upstairs... Caboose: Up there! Caboose and Chave hustle up the stairs...:: Mysterious Voice: Hold it right there! ::Caboose and Chave turn around to see....Fook!:: Fook: I'm afraid I can't let you get any farther. Chave: Whatchu talking about foo....k? Caboose: And what are you doing here, anyways? Didn't the A Team reject you earlier on in this story? Fook: That's why I'm here. I must be the one who gives the A Team what they deserve, not you! They shunned me, and now they must pay! Caboose: They shunned us too, remember that, you fucking ho? ::Caboose and Chave try to continue upstairs, but suddenly find their path blocked by several huge men:: Fook: Say hello to my expendable stereotyped henchmen. Legs! Louis! Moose! Rocko! Knuckles! Advance on them! ::Fook darts past the B Team and goes upstairs as Caboose and Chave fight some stupid henchmen:: ------------------------------------ :::AM bursts forth from the hall beside the A-Teams room. He pulls a revolver out of his HOLSTER~! and points it menacingly at Fook's head::: AM: The party is over boys, pack up and move on home. Caboose: But we're taking over the A-Team! Chave: Yeah! AM: Oh come on guys...I'm not taking over the A-Team, I AM the A-Team. Now the get the fuck outta here! :::Caboose dives for AM's gun, but is blocked off last second and Fook gets a bullet to the arm:::

Good God, chill out. I can't even read what you just said. But whatever I said I need to chill out? What?

'twas a good game. Mexico should go through now.

CHAPTER 7 :In Car:: ::Zack Mans the wheel as CWM and Choken Sit in the back as Chosun navigates and Barron and C.C are locked in the trunk...AS remains out cold in the house::: Choken: Just Great...We had everything figured out and what happens? These dickfucks find us and are shooting at us... Zack: Don't Worry We'll figure out something Chosun: Where do we go? I mean I am Sure Dames has alerted the Canadian Border... :::Meanwhile, At the Border...Crickets Chirps::: CWM: Yeah we can't go back to America...Every Charleton and Shitheel will be looking for us. Chosun: You think we should Just give up and surrender CC and the other guy Up? Choken: NEVER. I am not a Quiter. Are You a Quitter CHOSUN? Maybe I was wrong about you...Maybe your aren't worthy of this status...There a million fish in the sea...We can always flush you out... Chosun: No, Sir I am not a quitter... Choken: Then stop acting like one damn it..and sit up straight...Enough with the slouching business. ACT PROFESSIONAL. --------------------------- ::The B Team enter Canadian Chick's house:: chave: The A-Team are getting away! What are we doing here? Caboose: They may have left clues. If Sherlock Holmes was here, he'd look for clues. chave: Thats your answer to everything Caboose. It never works! Caboose: Shut up, Watson-chave. I'll search the basement. You search the bedrooms. chave: Snooping round a girls bedroom? Now that's what I joined the B Team for! ::Caboose wanders into the dark basement, and trips over something. He turns on a conveniently placed light switch:: Caboose: What the deuce! Anglesault? Tied and gagged? Naked? Wearing a Scott Kieth mask? So it was him in the pictures! Those dastardly A Teamers. Who on Earth could of thought up something so outrageously disgusting? chave: Yeah, that's my bad. Anyway, I found a note CHOSUN left saying where they were going. Caboose: Why would he leave a note for us? chave: That, my friend, is a plot twist for annother post. To the B Team-mobile! Caboose: 'kay. ::chave and Caboose run to the B Team-mobile, leaving AS in the basement alone, naked, tied and gagged wearing a Scott Kieth mask:: AS: (thinks) This is the best fun I've had in years... ------------------ ::In A Hotel in Canada::: :::The A Team and the Hostages; still chained and gagged sit in the room::: :::Chosun and CWM Play Tic Tac Toe::: :::Zack styles himself in the bathroom::: :::Choken Sits by the window staring out the window::: :::The B Team is seen in the Parking Lot aruging::: Choken: They arrived. Zack: Told Ya...Good One Chosun. Chosun: Sorry I thought you wanted them... Choken: Don't Worry...They want C.C...They'll get her. -------------------- :::AM arrives at the hotel just minutes before the B-Team, he watches them pull up in their rented Lumina from the roof. He slides down a ladder from atop the hotel's and sneaks into the hotel through a back door. Sharpie pen in his back pocket and 8x10s in his hand, AM proceeds to the A-Team's room...only to find that the B-Team has already arrived::: AM: Those bastards trying to upstage me! I'll show them! --------------------- ::The B Team arrive in the parking lot:: chave: Here we are. "A Hotel in Canada", just like CHOSUN's note said. Caboose: You've been saying that for the whole trip. Shut up already! chave: 'kay. Just thought you'd be interested, that's all. Hey, look! Overe there! It's Murmuring Beast! What an unexpected plot twist! ::MB runs up to the intrepid duo, his early 70's style Brian Wilson beard flowing in the wind:: MB: Hey, what up homeboys? Caboose: MB? I didn't think you'd speak like that. MB: Yo, I be a bad trash talking fly motherfucker. chave: But you like the Beach Boys and all. I thought you'd be a hippy or something. MB: Word! chave: 'kay. What are you doing here anyway? Last I heard you were fighting with Cancer Marney in Germany. MB: Yeah I was, but check this wack shit out. I saw Mario Logan earlier looking for your funky asses. He said he wanted to help you fight the A Team, or some shit. Apparently, they've got something precious of his... Caboose: Canadian Chick! It must be! This case becomes more and more curious. What do you think, Watson-chave? chave: ? Caboose: You suck. MB, you may go now, as the novelty value of your comedy slang is growing thin. MB: Wack. chave: Look! In the hotel! That looks like Choken One staring at us from the window. ::Choken disappears from the window:: Caboose: We must formulate a plan so cunning that if it was a fox, it would have all the pies. chave: 'kay. ::A crashing noise comes from within the hotel:: Caboose: Shit! Lets run into the hotel like in 1970's cop films.