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Chapter 1 Barron: Hey, it's my life-size naked William Regal doll ... I mean, his life-size naked William Regal doll. :::Meanwhile Choken One and CWM are in the kitchen making Sandwiches::: CWM: mayo? Gross Choken; What? I like Mayo fuck you CWM: Freak. Choken: Did CHOSUN do that thing? CWM: What thing? Choken: The thing... CWM: What Fucking Thing? Choken: The fucking thing... CWM: What the fuck? Thing? What Thing? Choken: The thing with the box... CWM: Yeah...God That shit was gross. :::Chosun Arrives::: CWM: Hey...Good job on the thing... Chosun: Glad to make you happy sir... Choken: That reminds me...Dames wanted me to send him that Life Size Regal Nude Doll for Barron's birthday...You sent it right CHOSUN? CWM: Heh Chosun:...Nude Doll? Choken: Yeah... Chosun: Umm.... CHoken: What? Cwm: Ah SHIT! ::Else wheres in NYC::: :::Dames rubs his Dog's Rosco's head after an long night of fun and walks to the door for the Mail:: :::A Box Is sitting on the porch:: Dames: A Box? Ah Must be The Doll Choken Sent... :::Opens Box::: DAMES: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT! SHIT! OH MY FUCKING GOD! AHHH!!!! HELP! AW FUCK! :::At TSM HeadQuarters::: :::Choken, CWM and CHOSUN sit in a office::: Choken: Good Going CHOSUN. Your incompentence FUCKED us. HARD. CHOSUN: LOOK! I AM SO SO SO SORRY! :::CRIES::: CWM: LITTLE BITCH! Where did it say in the A-TEAM handbook that you could cry? :::Dames walks in the office...dressed to the dimes::: Dames: All right boys...straight to the point. WHAT THE HELL was *THAT* shit with the fucking box? Choken: Well...CHOSUN here made a *little* mistake and ummm...sent the wrong box. It was meant for Anglesault.. Dames: Well...That was just creepy motherfucking shit right there ya know... CWM: We realize that sir and we regret you had to see it... Dames: Luckily...The poor boy's parents decided NOT to press charges against TSM. HOWEVER! CHOKEN...CWM...CHOSUN...YOU ALL ARE ON PROBATION! CHOKEN: WHAT? Aw fuck...that's bullshit. Dames: You see that sign on the door? UNFUCKWITHABLE. Now get the fuck out of my building. ----------------------- :::A-Team boards the TSM privite Jet::: Chosun: What Now? CWM: Blood... Choken: Chaos... CWM: War... Choken:....Revenge. Chosun: How you figure that? CWM: You'll see... Choken: This will be the greatest and most tragic occurance in TSM History... CWM: It's about to go all out...Are you ready CHOSUN? Chosun: Hell Yeah Choken: Good...Hey pilot...Change of plans...We're going to Canada. --------------------- Meanwhile somewhere in Canada ... The Ghost of the Beast begins to haunt the dreams of the A-Team. CHOSUN: I wet the bed Choken: You always wet the bed CHOSUN: Did you have the same dream? Choken: Yea, the one where the girl comes into your room and you feel all special? CHOSUN: Hey, don't spoil it for the rest of us. A creak in the floorboards is heard and they both hide under the covers. It's turns out it's only Dames. Dames: Hey guys, anyone want any UNFUCKWITHABLE cookies that I baked. Here .. -drops plate - Holy Shit, what is that? Expecting the worst, CHOSUN and Choken turn slowly around only to see old man Henderson pumping iron.

Ecuador are doing better (and Poland worse) than I expected. Although both could probably give Germany a good run for their money.

Germany win 4-2, but it wasn't a convincing win. Cost Rica look pretty poor, but even so they caused the Germans a fair few problems. The Germans defence is definitely suspect. I think the Germans will top the group and probably get to the quarter finals (and from then on, who knows?), but they don't really deserve to.

She has a life?

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NB, Brazil this year may be similar in hype to Puskas' Hungary and Cruyff's Holland, neither of who won the tournament.

Yeah, Argetina I think were favoured ahead of Brazil. However, I can't remember a team being such overwhelming favourites as Brazil are this year. In other news, Cisse is out of the World Cup after breaking his leg. The slow motion of it is not for the squemish.

+10 pts for the find -20 pts for searching for Leena on Google

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RIP

in the language of chave. 2006 will be the year of SMEK.

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You went? What was it like? I'd be tempted to go next year.

At the moment, they're pushing the reformation of both DX and ECW. Both appeal to a similar demographic of fans. They became known in the late 90's, and both were pushed as being an alternative. However, while for DX they appealed more to WWE fans/marks, ECW was more a underground/smarks thing. Now they're trying to revive them both at the same time, I can't help but feel that DX is stealing ECWs thunder (although obviously not in a HHH conspiracy way). While maybe 6 months back, the fans who like the cool heels/are nostalgic for the late 90s/want to be anti-authoritative would be cheering ECW, now they're more excited about DX reforming, because thats what they were marking more for 6 years ago.. Anyone else see this, or am I just talking bollocks...

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I'm happy with how my introduction to the board lexicon has gone.

No, the malibomb literally exists. I just don't have one handy.

pwtorrents and yutube etc makes it a very good time to be a fan. Wrestling of any type is available to you, you have years of history (but not distant, unrecognisable history) and the future is going to be interesting.

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That deserves a malibomb