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Is it down again for anybody else?

You mean "retar-ded"

I've always said Ummm. Don't. It's moronic.

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Chav hails from the Fertile Crescent? Yeah. YO MOMMAS FERTILE CRESCENT~!

Aside from "OMG VINCE SIGNED JACK BLACK" bollocks, I'd imagine he could do a decent match. He's had enough traing to do the basics, the crowd would be into him, he's a good physical comedian and they'd protect him to fuck. It'd probably be better than half the roster.

Yeah, maybe in freaky-town. Here, in the cradle of civilisation, we fucking hyphenate.

I don't think there's anything to suggest he'll wrestle (not to say he won't maye have a squash tag match or something, but I really doubt it).

Dammit Mole, what's withyou saying "ummm" all of a sudden? It's a message board, you don't need to pause to think, and if you do you certainly don't need to type it out. And it's spelt "um". Dumb-ass.

Yeah, I never noticed before but he's never been the sipposed cause of anything. I'd think he'd be offered a place as a road agent if he wanted it.

No. It isn't. Idiot.

And, because it deserves its own post, spot the odd one out here: http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/

According to Raja acording to PWI, Paul London is out with a Staph infection. Boo-urns

Damn, Kane seems like a pretty cool guy (based off this report).

Well worth the effort to find the joke.

He's coming to get you.

See. niskie

Bon Jovi have done a lot of stuff, but what wouldn't have happened if they'd never existed? How have they changed the face of music?

It's niskie working the board.

Have you seen the damage an RKO can do?

Billy Corgan is kind of like Morrissey was in the late 90s. Very good as an artist, but passed over by magazines as he's deemed as "uncool". In another 10 years though, Smashing Pumpkins will be near the top of these lists.

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I'm straightedge, you drug addict. Hoe I am an idiot? We've got a hoe! Sweet, you charge $2.50 or is the buy one get one free special still on? My cat needs some tender lovin'. Actually, "ho" is the accepted shortened form of whore. a hoe is a garden implement. Handy, I have been gardening.... And I've been fucking whores.

Hair metal was kind of a dead end genre though. Metallica and Iron Maiden (much as I hete them) have had an influence on a generation of metal bands. No bands are really inluenced by Bon Jovi, and if they are they aren't that metal. Plus the fact that very few of Kerrang's target audience would listen to Bon Jovi as anything more than a nostalgia act.