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You're dead, mister.

Well, anyone who votes for kkk, I will kill. That's right.

Slayer Kingofthe909 Zack Malibu AndrewTS Sass EvenflowDDT Popick Matt Young lovecraft231 Niskie KOAB Dangerous A kkktookmybabyaway NYU Damaramu Rudo Meatwad CWM geniusmoment Krankor Carnival FOOSTER~! Чэв Banky Bob Barron alfdogg KingPK Hoff Vitamin X Black Lushus Kotzenjunge The Czech Republic You know what to do. Voting ends Tuesday. Probably

VOTING HAS ENDED

Hey Carnival, remember our deal? It was a good deal.

We now have a different tiebreak. EDIT: before HDS

Ladies and gentlemen, as voting stands we have one tie-break. Vote now, or risk the terrible consequences.

*Voting closes in an hour*

Seriously, the album should suck but it works really well. Discuss.

Charachter-wise, it's not gonna affect SP. When was he last time they actually used Chef? For Isaac Hayes, the guy seems cool and all, and I kinda respect his principals, but It's not like they haven't done worse to other religions.

I like the song.

5?

*warning, rest of the world may not include parts of africa*

Sports Where "Kirby Pucket" isn't a new Nintendo game.

Mark of The Curry

Mark Sandusky

Here be the Round 1 results: Richard 14 Rudo 33 Curry 19 Vitamin X 28 Special K 21 Matt Young 26 admin 18 Sass 29 Spaceman Spiff 20 Dangerous A 27 FFMS 17 Zack Malibu 30 Popick 25 Agnes 21 Sandman 7 The Czech Republic 41 Kotzenjunge 36 LJSexay 12 Canadian Guitarist 22 KingPK 25 Mole 15 Black Lushus 33 Princess Leena 13 KOAB 34 Banky 28 The Real W.C.W. 19 Kingofthe909 24 Canadian Chick 22 The Amazing Rando. 22 Hoff 25 DrVenkman 12 Slayer 35 twiztedmind 8 alfdogg 40 CWM 34 Seyss-Inquirt 12 abowen33 13 geniusmoment 34 EvenflowDDT 24 StylesMark 23 NYU 34 UseTheSledgeHammerUh 12 Deep Thought 18 Meatwad 28 wildpegasus 23 AndrewTS 24 FOOSTER~! 27 Anglesault 21 Niskie 28 HTQ 19 Anya 18 lovecraft231 29 Amazing Rondo 21 Krankor 26 JST 21 Damaramu 26 Carnival 36 Ortonsault 11 MisawaGQ 15 Bob Barron 32 RedJed 8 Чэв 39 Murmuring Beast 16 kkktookmybabyaway 31 Round two will be up shortly.

The problem with Puder in OVW, is they booked him as an unstoppabl fighting machine, squashing people in seconds. That was the only way he was gonna get over, and WWE wouldn't have done that. He's too bland to get himself over, so all he had was his legitimate fighting background. That wasn't enough for sports entertainment.

Movies - DVDs - Television The last two Matrix films sucked.

This'll be a treat. Here I am, Jim Ross, while you eat.

I like it, and I'm more masculine than Chuck Norris.

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Incandenza was trembling as he walked through the women's section of the large department store. There were very few people in the store this morning, yet he was certain that each of them was watching him. Seeing his wife should have calmed him but it didn't. "See, Incandenza, I told you the floor would be empty this morning. Come back to the fitting rooms, I think I've got some great outfits for you to look at." "Jesus Canadian Chick, I don't know if this is really going to work. Maybe we should forget it." Incandenza replied. "Oh no, you're not going to chicken out on me now." Canadian Chick grabbed his arm and pulled him through the curtain, then into a small cubicle. "You said you wanted to do it and I think it's a turn-on. Anyway, you'll never know if you like it until you actually try it. And what better time than Halloween?" The 'it' in question was something that had haunted Incandenza since he was a teenager, maybe even before that. The 'it' was his fascination with women's clothing - no, not a fascination, a desire to dress in women's clothing. It was more than just dressing the part; he knew down deep, that he wanted to experience being a woman. "Now strip while I go get your new wardrobe". At this point it seemed that Canadian Chick was more excited about this adventure than Incandenza. As the cubicle door swung closed, Incandenza stripped to his nylon bikini shorts. He watched himself in the mirror as each piece of clothing was removed. Then, almost naked, he examined himself more closely, trying to imagine how he would look in... Shit, he had a hard time even thinking of the word... 'drag'. Still, he did think he had a nice body, for a man or a woman. His five foot eight inch frame was lean and firm. He had continued to swim and run marathons, the sports that had gotten him small scholarships in college. His rich brown eyes made a nice contrast to his fair Nordic skin and collar length blond hair. His nose was very straight; it almost seemed to be a pointer to his lips that were slightly large and full in appearance. He shrugged his shoulders, flexed his muscles slightly, and noticed his nipples move as he did so. He absent-mindedly pinched one and brought it to erection. His nipples were almost as large as Canadian Chick's were and very sensitive. His bikini shorts were snug and he could clearly see the outline of his cock and balls. Turning to view his profile, he decided that he had a nice ass atop his well-shaped legs. Canadian Chick was suddenly back with an armload of clothing. "Preening?" she said. "Here, start with these panty hose, but don't get attached to them. I think some nice patterned nylons will look better. Incandenza opened the package and removed the pantyhose, pausing to feel the texture. Canadian Chick watched and smiled. As Incandenza slipped on the stockings he saw the look in Canadian Chick's eyes. That same look when she had caught him trying on her pantyhose a few weeks before. He had been embarrassed and ashamed when she walked in, fully expecting her to be furious. Instead she had a devilish look in her eye and a clearly mischievous grin on her face. Incandenza had known early in their relationship that Canadian Chick enjoyed some unusual sexual activities. In fact, when he met her, he thought she was gay. Thus it was no real surprise when she was the one to suggest that he dress for Halloween. Canadian Chick knelt in front of Incandenza and smoothed the stockings from ankle to thigh. The feel of her hands sliding over the nylon on his legs, the press of the panty top against his cock caused his cock to swell. Canadian Chick looked at the sharp outline of the hard cock bulging against the thin shorts and sheer pantyhose. She could clearly see the balls separated by the seam of the stockings, the shaft pressed to the side, the flair of the cock head. She pressed her face to the knob and kissed it lightly. "Well sweetheart, I see we're going to have a problem hiding this little monster" she laughed. Not that Incandenza had a monster. On the contrary it was probably slightly small, but in Canadian Chick's view was perfectly shaped. The shaft was very straight with a prominent blue vein down the side. Canadian Chick loved feeling this vein bulge and pulse as her tongue caressed it. The shaft was crowned with a large head that looked like some kind of helmet. What Canadian Chick enjoyed most was the fact that this cock would get extremely hard. When Incandenza got aroused his cock truly felt like a bone wrapped in warm skin. "Canadian Chick, I don't think we should do anything here. Let me just try on the clothes before anyone comes in." Incandenza knew that his wife loved sex just about every way except in the bedroom with the lights off. Despite his hard cock he didn't want to be fucking in the women's fitting room of the biggest store in town. Canadian Chick rubbed her cheek against the solid bulge. "But sweetheart, you can't try on clothes with this big cock sticking out. It'll ruin the line." She was hooking her fingers into his briefs, pulling down the panty hose and briefs together. In a second his cock sprung free of the confinement. Canadian Chick talked to the cock swaying in front of her nose. "Oh poor baby, you're so pale and white. Hasn't daddy let you play out in the sun? Let mommy kiss that pretty pink head of yours." She grabbed the shaft, brought it to her lips and began kissing the end. She held the tip to her lips and french kissed it several times, licking the point of her tongue into the hole. She soon was rewarded with drops of precum oozing out to meet her tongue. She tightened her grip on the bone; watched the head turn a darker shade as she squeezed the blood engorged shaft. The blue vein swelled and she licked it then sucked the cock into her mouth. Incandenza groaned and gave up to the pleasure. He held her head and began pumping his cock into her mouth as she expertly sucked and tongued the shaft. Her hand worked the shaft back and forth, jacking him off into her mouth. She reached down, pushed her hand beneath her waistband and began finger fucking herself in time to the cock fucking her mouth. Incandenza could hear voices in the distance but it was too late to stop. He felt his juices begin to boil. He moaned and fucked her face harder. Canadian Chick let her tongue work its magic and quickly brought Incandenza to a climax. She felt his cock pulse in her hand; she sucked and drank as the cum spurt into her mouth. She rubbed her own clit rapidly, achieving a small orgasm for herself. "Now, don't you feel better?" she said as she stuffed his now limp cock back into his briefs, then pulled them up along with the pantyhose. Canadian Chick stood, retrieved a lacy black bra, which she slipped onto him. Incandenza shivered with excitement as she snapped the bra in place. The bra had padding in the cups and he could feel the structure of the bra pushing against his pectorals. "I was thinking of going for bigger boobs," he said, as he looked down at the small cups. "Oh shit, you guys and your tit mania! Look, big tits will look really fake on you. Look in the mirror, this thing actually gives you a little bit of cleavage." Incandenza turned to the mirror and leaned forward slightly, amazed at how sexy he felt in bra and panty hose. Marveling that indeed this bra managed to push his chest enough to give a hint of rounded flesh. "Here you go, baby, you're going to like this." Canadian Chick pulled a black sheath from behind some other dresses. "Slip this on." Incandenza wiggled into the dress, feeling it cling to his body. He felt as if he was wrapped in black SaranWrap. The dress fit perfectly. It had a long slit up one side; no sleeves, a high neck and a heart shaped opening in the bodice. The point of the heart accentuated the newly formed little tits that the bra forced up. "Here. Step into these shoes." Canadian Chick slid a pair of low heeled, black, open shoes onto his feet. "Move around a little bit now. Let's see how this is going to work." Incandenza stepped haltingly back and forth in front of the mirror. Wobbling on the low heels, he looked rather ungainly yet he was clearly going to be striking in this outfit. He moved his leg and watched as the slit on the dress opened to reveal skin almost to his ass. "Goddam baby. You do have a pair of legs! Let's see how that ass looks." Canadian Chick turned him to view a profile. His ass bulged out seductively; his chest had a nice curve as if he really had firm small breasts. His cock was again throbbing and pushed out at the material! "Oh shit, sweetheart. We just have to do something about that cock of yours. We'll have to try some tummy tuck panties, maybe the elastic will be enough to contain you." All in all, even without makeup, Incandenza had become a very sexy looking girl. He could hardly contain his excitement. "Let's try on a couple of these other dresses, but I think that one is going to be the best", Canadian Chick said. Reluctantly, he removed the dress and tried on the others that she had brought him. However, nothing could top the sheath with the slit up the side. In the days that followed, Incandenza practiced walking in his new heels. He insisted on wearing his new outfit every night, to the point that Canadian Chick had to stop him lest he wear it out before the big night. She taught him how to sit, how to walk. She tried to teach him how to dance. This turned out to be the second most difficult part of the transition. They made some progress but decided not to worry about it. They would be together and would only be dancing with each other so they figured no one would notice who was leading whom. Even more difficult was Incandenza's voice. Unfortunately, although his body was not large, his voice was very deep. They decided that Canadian Chick would do all the talking whenever possible. Incandenza would limit himself to one word answers or better, just utter 'uh huh', 'ummm', etc. Finally, Saturday arrived. Incandenza was so nervous he couldn't shave himself. Canadian Chick carefully shaved his face, then his legs and arms and underarms. She helped him dress, and then draped a towel around him as she applied the final touches of makeup. When she was finished, they both agreed that he was now a very attractive she. Canadian Chick would be the husband tonight. She dressed quickly and didn't worry too much about it. Although she had been to a few lesbian affairs where she dressed as the man, she didn't get excited about it. Even so, her athletic body allowed her to be a very passable male. As they were about to leave, they paused for one final look in the mirror. They looked like any couple dressed to go to dinner or dancing except that Canadian Chick wore a black eye mask and Incandenza wore a rhinestone crown on his head. Beyond that, the only thing that looked unusual about them was the fact that 'Bobbie' was a few inches taller than Canadian Chick. When they pulled up to the valet parking at the hotel, Incandenza started to open the door. Canadian Chick caught his arm. "Wait, honey, let the boy open it." Just then a grinning teenage boy opened the car door. As Incandenza swung his legs around to get out, the slit in the dress opened to reveal his complete leg. He heard the sudden gasp of the boy as the teenager helped him exit the car. Incandenza's heart jumped. He looked at the boy's face and saw the horny young eyes staring at the body in the black dress. Canadian Chick came around. "C'mon sweetheart. Let's not get the boy's hopes up", she laughed. Incandenza was thrilled, that kid was actually looking at him and seeing a woman. They made their way into the ballroom, which was nearly filled. The range of costumes was phenomenal, some obviously rented for the occasion; others looked as if the wearer had prepared for months for this evening. All of the tables anywhere near the dance floor were occupied. Canadian Chick spotted some empty tables in a distant corner and directed Incandenza to one of them. They were both getting into the role reversals and Incandenza allowed Canadian Chick to pull a chair out for him. As they walked across the floor, Incandenza pulled his shoulders back and pushed his small boobs forward. He was rewarded with a few glances from men in the area. Canadian Chick ordered whiskey sours for both of them. She flirted with the waitress who didn't seem very interested, or maybe realized Canadian Chick was female in drag. Incandenza drank his drink rather quickly and Canadian Chick ordered another. "Slow down sweetheart. We're going to be here for a few hours. I don't want you to get sloppy drunk and run off with some guy," she laughed. They chatted, watched the crowd and finished the second drink. "Ok, before you start your third drink, I think we should dance", she said. "Not yet. I don't think I can do it here in public." "C'mon. I'll lead, you just follow. Nobody's going to see you if you just sit here in the corner" she coaxed. That was the magic word. Yes he wanted to be seen. He wanted to flaunt his new persona, see heads turn to look at him. The music was loud and fast. Incandenza started cautiously but was soon dancing as seductively as he knew how. The dance floor was crowded and perhaps not as many men were looking at him as he imagined. Still he was certain that many of the errant bumps against his ass were not errant at all. He felt an occasional hand grab his well-shaped ass. The band worked its way through several fast tunes with an occasional slow piece inserted to give them a rest. The band took a break; Incandenza looked at his watch. "Geez, almost 11. This is hot, I know some guy grabbed my ass", he said as they dropped into their chairs. Canadian Chick ordered another round of drinks. The band returned, the music started. Just as Canadian Chick was about to take Incandenza out on the floor again, a man approached the table. "Excuse me, would you mind if I danced with your wife?" "No, go right..." Incandenza began, only to be quickly silenced by Canadian Chick as she said, "I think she'd love another partner." Incandenza froze. The man extended a hand, "Thank you, you do look fabulous tonight." Incandenza hesitated. "Go ahead Bobbie, I'll just sit and watch," Canadian Chick said as she nudged Incandenza under the table. "She's a little shy, self conscious about dancing with strangers," laughed Canadian Chick. Incandenza looked at the man dressed in a Spiderman costume. He appeared to be about 40 or 50, maybe six feet tall and slightly heavy. Probably once was athletic but obviously did not exercise. Incandenza allowed his hand to be grasped by the stranger. Canadian Chick and Incandenza both noticed the man looking at Incandenza's leg exposed by the slit in the dress. "My names CWM. And you're Bobbie?" "Uh huh." "Is that short for Barbara?" "Uh huh." At last they were on the dance floor. At least it was a fast dance so Incandenza didn't have to worry about following. Also, the loud music and distance between them negated CWM's attempts at conversation. As the song progressed, Incandenza again began enjoying shaking his body. He found it very arousing knowing this man was watching every move he made. He felt the man's hand glide across his body whenever they were close. The music stopped, Incandenza turned towards Canadian Chick at the table. "How about one more? My wife's gone off with a friend and I really feel like dancing", CWM said as he grabbed Incandenza's hand. Incandenza saw Canadian Chick staring across the floor at him; she was grinning wildly. "Well, Bobbie? Just one more? It doesn't look like your husband will care." The music started. Incandenza turned and smiled at CWM, "OK". Another fast dance and Incandenza was now at his sexiest to date. He saw CWM's eyes savor the views of his leg as he thrust it out through the slit in the dress. He noticed that CWM frequently looked at the heart shaped opening, trying to see past the material to what Incandenza wished were real tits. The music ended, CWM grabbed Incandenza in a final spin, holding him close for a few seconds. Then CWM took Incandenza's hand and walked him back to Canadian Chick. "That's one hot number. I want to thank you for making my evening. In fact, would you let me buy you two a drink?" "Sounds like a good idea" Canadian Chick replied as she pulled a chair around for CWM. She placed the chair so that Incandenza was between them. "You folks staying at the hotel?" asked CWM. "No, we live here in town." replied Canadian Chick. "Oh, we do to. This is our third year coming to this and we decided that it would be fun to get a room. That way we don't face driving home plastered." CWM laughed. "My wife met a friend and deserted me just when I was getting warmed up for some dancing. That's why I asked you," he said looking at Incandenza, "that and the fact that I saw you on the floor." "Oh," Incandenza smiled. As the music played, CWM bought a couple of rounds of drinks. He carried most of the conversation. Incandenza managed a few "uh huh's". Finally CWM asked Incandenza to dance, again a nice fast dance. Incandenza, feeling the glow of his whiskey sours, didn't hesitate this time. Canadian Chick didn't have to coax him; he was up quickly holding CWM's hand. When the dance ended, CWM held Incandenza's hand. "Another?" "OK," Incandenza whispered. The music started. It was a slow dance. Incandenza felt CWM wrap his arm around him. Without thinking about it, Incandenza was dancing. As the dance progressed, CWM pulled Incandenza against him. Incandenza became aware that CWM had a rather substantial hard on. He could feel CWM pressing his cock into him. He felt CWM's hand begin to rub his ass, soft firm squeezes, pulling Incandenza into the hard meat. Incandenza's cock responded, it grew stiff and hard, pressing against the tummy tuck panties, pushing out against the panty hose, making a bulge in the black sheath dress. He was sure that CWM could feel his hard cock just as he felt CWM's. "Umm, Bobbie. That feels real good. You are very good. How long have you been doing this?" "Huh?" Incandenza worried. "Dressing. How long have you been dressing?" "Uh uh, uhno," Incandenza mumbled. His cock melted as he realized that this man knew. CWM placed both hands on Incandenza's ass, pulled firmly and ground his cock into Incandenza. "You're the hottest I've seen. You can talk to me. Tell me, how long?" "First time." Incandenza mumbled, unsure what to do. "Un-fucking believable. This really is just your Halloween costume? I don't believe it, you're too good and too into it for this to be just for Halloween." "Really, this is the first time. I, uh..uh.." Incandenza was nervous. He still felt CWM's hard cock pressing into him, still swayed to the music allowing CWM to grind the hard meat against him, was still enjoying the firm hands on his ass. "Maybe, but you like it. I can feel it. You like showing off your legs, fantastic legs! You like having me look down your dress, checking out your tits. You feel my cock don't you? Feel it hard. I could feel you get hard to. I feel it getting hard again, right now," and CWM pressed his cock into Incandenza. "Yeah, I do, I like it," Incandenza said, realizing that he was doing something he had always wanted to do. The music stopped. The two returned to the table. Canadian Chick had been watching. She could tell that CWM had figured out Bobbie was Incandenza. What she wondered was how Incandenza was going to react. "This thing's almost over. Would you two like to come up to my room for a nightcap? My wife won't be back for hours." "What do you think Bobbie? Sounds like a good idea to me," Canadian Chick said. "Ahh, I don't think so. If your wife comes back she might be upset." Incandenza fidgeted. "Look, don't be shocked. She's gone off with a man we met here tonight. We have sort of an open relationship. She doesn't get turned on by some of my interests so we each have our own fun occasionally." "What kind of interests? Canadian Chick laughed. "Not a serial killer I hope." "No, no, no. Can I be honest? I'm bi. I get really turned on by TV's and TS's. I just thought it would be nice to talk for a while. I just can't believe this is Bobbie's first time out." Incandenza flinched at this reference. He had never thought of himself as a transvestite or transsexual or even bisexual. This was going further and faster than Incandenza had anticipated. On the one hand he was reveling in CWM's attention and compliments, had gotten more excited than he ever imagined when he felt the man's hard cock pressing into him on the dance floor. On the other hand he was frightened at the prospect that this was probably leading to his first sexual contact with a man. Once again it was Canadian Chick who pressed the situation. "OK CWM, lead the way." Canadian Chick and CWM did all the talking on the way to the room. Once there, CWM mixed them all a drink. The room was large with a small couch and chair forming a sitting area at the foot of the king-size bed. Canadian Chick was quick to settle into the chair leaving Incandenza to share the couch with CWM. It was clear that Canadian Chick was signaling to Incandenza that she wanted him to go for it. CWM handed them the drinks, "Hope these aren't too strong. Do you mind if I change out of this silly costume?" "Go ahead." CWM stepped into the walk-in closet and in a minute reappeared in sweatshirt and loose cotton shorts. He settled in next to Incandenza. The slit on Incandenza's dress exposed most of his leg; he shivered as he felt CWM's bare leg now pressing against it. CWM dropped his hand onto Incandenza's thigh, "You know I heard a couple of women on the dance floor envying you these legs. I can't say that I blame them. This feels exceptional." CWM slowly rubbed the warm thigh. Incandenza's cock started to get hard. "Thanks. I run a lot." He didn't know what to say or what to do. He looked down at CWM's lap and saw the cock outlined in the short pant leg. The outline reached almost to the cuff. CWM's hand worked slowly up the inside of Incandenza's thigh and was now rubbing next to his balls. CWM seemed to be avoiding actually touching Incandenza's balls or cock, both of which were throbbing inside the panty hose. Then CWM withdrew his hand, moved it to Incandenza's hair. As he stroked the shoulder length blond tresses, he included caresses of the neck. "You have beautiful hair. You are very lucky. It is so sexy to find someone with real hair rather than a wig. Do you like this? You feel tense. Just relax." "Yeah, that feels good. Especially on the neck. I like that." With that encouragement, CWM began an affectionate massage of Incandenza's neck. Then with his other hand he took Incandenza's hand. CWM softly but firmly pulled Incandenza's hand onto the bulge in the cotton shorts, and then pressed. Another shiver of excitement. Incandenza squeezed the cock. It was hard and very warm. Incandenza grabbed the cock through the material and gently stroked it. He looked down and watched his hand rubbing the lump in the shorts. He watched as he pulled back and the pant leg drew back. He saw the tip of CWM's cock peek out from beneath the material. He did this a few times, each time exposing more of the dull red cock head. Then when the head was in full view, he moved his fingers over to touch the naked skin. He rubbed the flared head along the ridge then down to the piss hole, felt the slick precum, rubbed the precum around the end of the shaft. He moved his fingers down the length of the shaft, drawing it out from beneath the cotton shorts. It looked larger than his own cock. Both longer and thicker. It was hard but didn't have the same feel that his own cock had. This cock felt softer, more like a sausage or hot dog. CWM reached down and drew aside the leg of his shorts, completely freeing the warm shaft and the balls beneath. Then as Incandenza lifted the thick meat to better view the balls, he felt CWM's hand return to the inside of his thigh. This time the hand worked its way under the dress then proceeded to the hard cock. Incandenza spread his legs and enjoyed the feel of the panties being rubbed against his cock, the feel of the hand pressing against his shaft. He looked at CWM's balls. A huge wrinkled sack that moved up and down as Incandenza stroked the cock up and down. He slid his hand down to feel the balls, he cupped them in his hand, lifting them slightly, feeling their weight. His hand returned to stroking the shaft. Incandenza glanced up at Canadian Chick. She sat quietly, clearly enjoying the show. She had a hand inside her shirt. Incandenza knew she was pinching her nipples. The fact that she was there added to his excitement and removed his apprehension and fear. As Incandenza bent forward to enjoy the sight of this cock in his hand, he felt CWM's hand still caressing his neck, fondling the blond locks, but now also gently pressing Incandenza closer to the cock. "Go ahead Bobbie, get next to it. Touch it. Touch it with your tongue." Incandenza didn't resist, he knew that he wanted to feel the cock on his face, in his mouth. He allowed his head to be pushed next to the cock. Incandenza moved his hand back to the balls, he saw CWM's hand wrap around the thick cock then rub the warm shaft against Incandenza's cheek. CWM rubbed the firm meat all around Incandenza's face, and then rubbed the head against his closed lips. Incandenza could feel the slippery precum as the tip slid across his lips. "Lick it, Bobbie. Give it a nice kiss." Incandenza stuck his tongue out, licked gingerly on the very end, felt the piss hole with his tongue. He licked around the head, gaining confidence and enthusiasm. CWM's hand dropped away from the shaft, Incandenza opened his mouth and swallowed the head. He licked around the head while holding his mouth still, his lips locked just over the high crown of CWM's cock head. He felt CWM move up and down very slightly, ever so slightly fucking Incandenza's mouth. Incandenza went down further on the shaft but gagged when he had only half of it in. "That's ok Bobbie. Just suck the end. Just lick and suck, you're doing great. Squeeze my cock while you suck it, ok Bobbie. Hmmmmm." Incandenza felt both of CWM's hands on his head now, running his fingers through Incandenza's hair. Incandenza worked the thick shaft in and out of his mouth, swirled his tongue around feeling the flared head, probing the small pee hole. His jaws were getting tired. He pulled his face off the cock, rubbed the wet shaft around his face again. CWM's hands still on Incandenza's head now pulled him up. Suddenly CWM was kissing him. Without a thought, Incandenza returned the kiss, sucked the tongue that CWM sent into his mouth. Returned the tongue favor to CWM. "I wanna fuck you. I wanna fuck that beautiful ass of yours. I wanna feel those fabulous legs over my shoulders", CWM breathed into Incandenza's ear. Incandenza realized that he had known all along it would come to this. He was so excited and so scared that he couldn't speak. He wasn't really afraid of being fucked in the ass. Canadian Chick had fucked him a few times with a dildo. He liked it. He was really afraid of finding out that he liked having a man fuck him in the ass. CWM didn't wait for an answer. He lifted Incandenza to his feet and began undressing him. Incandenza didn't resist; he just sort of allowed CWM to control and direct him now. With an alacrity that bespoke much experience at this, CWM soon had Incandenza naked and on the bed. CWM shed his shorts and sweatshirt, retrieved some lubricant from a shaving kit, and lay down next to Incandenza. CWM pulled the trim young body close, stroking his back and ass. Incandenza felt the warmth of CWM's body against his own. He felt his own hard cock pressing into CWM. He felt CWM's thicker hard cock pressing back. He reached between them, found the hard shaft and began stroking it, rubbing it against his belly. CWM resumed kissing Incandenza. Almost immediately the two were feverishly tonguing each other's mouth. CWM took Incandenza's cock, pulled it to his own, then held both cocks in his hand and squeezed them together. Incandenza's cock felt the warm, hard cock. CWM continued this double jack off for a while as they kissed. CWM rolled over on top of Incandenza. Incandenza looked down his belly and saw the two cocks; CWM's on top of his. CWM rocked back and forth, rubbing his cock on top of Incandenza's as Incandenza watched in excitement. He watched as CWM applied lubricant to the thick cock, liberally greasing the dark red head. He tensed with anticipation and anxiety as CWM lifted Incandenza's legs to gain access to the virgin ass hole. Incandenza felt CWM's finger rubbing lube around the ass hole then slide in. CWM slid his finger in and out a few times; as he did this he stroked Incandenza's hard cock. Then CWM brought his own large cock to replace the finger. With gentle firm prods, CWM pressed against the puckered hole. The head of CWM's cock slowly spread the opening a little more with each slight push. Incandenza tried to push his ass into the cock, anxious to feel it inside of him. Incandenza winced as the head finally gained entry. CWM paused to let the ass hole adjust then pressed in a little more of his cock. The cock now moved more easily. CWM began slowly fucking Incandenza's ass and at the same time stroking Incandenza's cock. "You like it Bobbie? You like my big cock in your sweet ass?" "Oh god yes. Oh shit it feels so big in my ass." "That's because you've got the tightest ass I've ever fucked. And the hardest cock. Shit your cock is like a rock." "Fuck me. I want to be fucked!" CWM could feel Incandenza's ass hole tighten around his cock. He pressed deeper on each stroke so that he was soon burying the full length of his cock in Incandenza's ass. He rubbed some more lube on the shaft of his cock, and then began fucking faster. He looked down at Incandenza beneath him. Even without his dress, he still looked gorgeous. His makeup was still quite good, his shoulder length blond hair, his delicate features. And the kid was a virgin! CWM was in heaven. Once CWM added the additional lube and had buried all of his cock in Incandenza's ass, Incandenza started to feel really good. He could feel the thick shaft as it moved in and out of his ass; he could feel the huge balls slap against his ass. He liked it! He loved it! CWM could feel himself getting close to cumming. He stroked Incandenza's cock expertly, trying to get the young man to cum close to the same time as himself. He knew that was the best. To be shooting his hot load into a guy's ass and jerking the guys cock to shoot cum all over at the same time. "Are you close Bobbie? Do you feel it? Feel my cock ramming you. Are you ready to cum baby?" "Do it. Do it harder. Yes I'm close, jack me off, fuck me, fuck me, fuck my ass!" CWM couldn't wait any longer. His balls ached and his cock throbbed as he rammed into Incandenza's ass. He groaned and buried his cock deep into the ass as he felt the cum bursting forth. It was now down to a few great cum strokes, feeling the cum fill the ass, feeling the cum squeeze around the hard cock and dribble out down his balls. CWM stroked Incandenza's cock hoping for a mutual climax from his partner. When Incandenza felt the sudden warmth in his ass, felt the juices filling him, heard the groans of pleasure from CWM, Incandenza's body responded. As soon as CWM was finished cumming, Incandenza's cock spewed forth a jet of cum that shot several feet in the air. "Yes! Yes! Ohh yes! Shit yes!" Incandenza yelled as he continued to spurt cum from the sinewy bone. CWM marveled as burst after burst issued from the cock in his hand. With each burst, Incandenza rammed his ass back forcing CWM's cock deeper into his ass. CWM started to pull out. "No, wait. Leave your cock in. I want to feel it in my ass a little longer." CWM tried to hold his cock in, tried to keep it hard but it was soon soft and slid out of the slippery hole that was now stretched wide by the furious fucking, was now slick with lube and cum juice. "That calls for another drink!" CWM moved to the liquor bottle. Canadian Chick came to the bed. "That was hot sweetheart. I think you waited to long for that." "Geez Canadian Chick. I had no idea. I mean..." "Shh. I understand," she pressed a finger to Incandenza's lips. CWM returned with fresh drinks, "You two want to stay the night, or I guess I should say morning," he chuckled. "No, I think we'll go." "Well, give me your number. I'd like to get together again. I meant it when I said you are fabulous." "Why don't we take your number? This is a new area for us. Maybe you'll just have to wait until next Halloween," Incandenza laughed. They finished their drinks and said goodnight.

Did CWM type this? Nigga please! CWM couldn't even spell harcdore right.