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Hardore Discussion: Fuck off you cunt

Here we are. The four of us... In total shock... Me and her. I closed my mouth and swallowed spit, And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some deep shit!" And I said "So you're gonna tell me he's the one he's been talking to?" He says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "It's the truth!" I said, "All of ya'll ass is crazy, let me up out this door, Because this is way more than I bargained for" She says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this" Then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!" But then she said, "Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?" Then I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes' Then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking" She said, "My God, Lushus! I've got just one question, how could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!" He looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerves With all your club hoppin', lyin' when you said you was shoppin'. And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong." "Okay you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheatinggg! But this is a little extreme!" He said, "You are my wife sleeping behind my back. And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?!" And she said, "But she's a he!" And he said, "Please, you can't judge me" She said, "But this is crazy!" And I said, "Stop arguing! I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out, So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!" "Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here. My name is Carnival and I been knowing Lushus about a year, At midnight creeping around there not staying around to standing living in hell, sleepin in and out of hotels..." I said, "Brother, spare the details!" Then Lushus said, "Carnival, please! Don't say nothing else!" Then she screams, "Lushus you son of a bitch," He says, "CC, go to hell!" I said, "I thought you said your name was Marney, that what you said at the party. Man this is gettin scary imma shoot somebody!" Then Lushus start yelling and screaming saying, "CC, this is all your fault!" She throws a pillow at him and says, "You were creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get caught!" Carnival screamed out, "We're in love!" CC says, "Love my ass!" Lushus said thei're getting married then I shoot one in the air! I said, "Not annother one of you sons of bitches say a word! Cuz all this shit I'm goin thru is unheard!" I grabbed my cellular I said, "This is so wrong," I call up my home, Matt Young picks up the phone phone phone phone.....

Highlights of the conversation: Taking myspace surveys, Doing impressions of Pete Doherty singing Disney songs about skag, Reading urban legends for about half an hour, Talking bout life and work and stuff, Listing what order we'd fuck our friends in, Her not knowing what cumbersome means despite having an English degree

It was tighter than a nun. The lead changed every few votes right the way through.

Results are up in it's own thread. Let's keep this thread to talk about my conversational skills.

It was a porn line.

4hr 40 minutes. Don't get jealous because no-one wants to talk to you for that long. I'll get results and shit up soon.

I'm on the phone, biatch.

Voting ends in an hours time.

It's time for the return of the biggest ego-trip on the board. We need 64 worthy names for the first round. Nominate and I'll (hopefully) get the voting started tomorrow. Anybody can nominate, but no more than 2 nominations per person if you will. First nominations are the previous winners: Kotzenjunge Zack Malibu EvenflowDDT Who will join them? YOU DECIDE~!

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