k thx

I still think it's a damn good gimmick that'll get over.

Carnival and Malibu have left. Leena has returned. There's also an anonymous user. CWM?

LME is here for the first time (that I've seen). I've never noticed LME before. (s)He needs to post more often. I want my LME.

'Sup Leena? Lushus says hi.

'Sup Lushus?

It's actually pronounced "n l five by s k one" ... niskie is a recent bastardization of the actual, long-standing pronounciation. And the panda was just asking for it by being dressed that way. Yeah, I'm a traditionalist. But I don't rape pandas. They never say no...

People thought I was subby. They thought we both were Banders. No, they though you were benders.

I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN MY THREAD!

If it's one of my Penguins, too late because I've just eaten the seventh. nl5xsk1 is in the thread so that I discuss him. Interesting fact, I mostly read his name as "n l five by s k one" instaead of niskie. He raped a panda. Fact.

It's almost as if he doesn't give a fuck about trying to impress you.

Yeah

I'd pay $2000 to get rid of Leena.

Czech learned something.

Good luck. The Metal Maniac and Ortonsault are still here. I don't know what they expect. Porn?

Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper. Why an elephant? Do you know Malibu? I would assume because elephants have gargantuan fecal lumps. An elephant shitting on my carpet would be a hell of a lot worse than say, a kitten. Not if you're Dangerous A. Murmuring Beast, teach Malibu how to play guitar. Shit, I missed the end of Masterchef.

I'm working on a cover of Shimmy Shimmy Ya. What do you do in the band?

My hair is growing intto a mullet fauxhawk. I may keep it to be down with the kids.

6 PENGUINS DEVOURED BY THE MINISTRY. I feel sick. I might leave the rest till later.

Q Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper. Why an elephant? Do you know Malibu?

I bought a multipcak of 9 Penguins (the biscuits) on the way back from the gym. I'm eating my 5th one at the moment while watching Masterchef. EDIT: Do Americans have Penguins? They're two chocolate biscuits with chocolate gunk in the middle and covered in chocolate. And they have jokes on them.

Murmuring Beast has returned. England game was good in the end last night. Scotland, not so much.

Ortonsault and The Metal Maniac are both browsing as well. Ortonsault is in fact a gimmick tribute to JudasSault who disappeared a few years back in mysterious circumstances. The Metal Maniac can breakdance. Not very well, but enough to get kids in the hood to trust him.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY TOPIC?! The Coat Is My Father is here. Maybe he knows. EvanderHolyfieldsMissingEar is also here. AS TEH GHOST!

I shall return to this thread tomorrow.

KingPK has returned with Leena.