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Best interviewer ever,

Seems like Jewell wouldn't be the manager City wanted. Maybe they're making a late move for Allardyce, or they're clearing the slate for a rumoured takeover.

Congrats Beast. Beware of dodgy foreign signings now you're in Div 2.

Because alcoholics are perfectly normal, right? I was replying to the point that weed doesn't make you depressed.

Owen to Liverpool would make the most sense. However £9m is a lot of money for a player that injury prone, even one as good as Owen.

Mid twenties is okay. You're old enough to know what you're doing while still young enough not to be tied down. On the other hand, it's the time when you realise that you're doing nothing with your life and have to grow up, which sucks.

I disagree with these. Pot-head girls are like zombies. And people addicted to weed are usually pretty screwed up in the head.

Neither, although I would like to post retardedly on occasion.

Older and wiser.

Fuk u scummahr

I think that on balance for the season, it would be a travesty if Derby didn't get promoted, as they were 3rd by a country mile. However, I think that Southampton have the ability to win by a couple of goals if they play to their best. That's a big if, but the tie is far from over. Does anybody know if you can win on away goals in the playoffs?

Playoffs bring out the worst in people. I've still got a bone to pick with Leicester in the 92/93 season. They won with a goal that was blatantly offside, the cheating fucks. Plus VH was a tad drunk, I believe. In other news, Pompey have finished 9th. Not bad, but we had a goal disallowed which would have put us into 7th and Europe. Hipefully we'll get a shot in the Intertoto.

hooray for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Aries. Get that shit outta here.

Me, Slayer, Eric MM, the list could continue all day. Taurus FTW.

Card is subject to injuries.

Is that the one that ends with all the kids jumping off the cliff? I thought that one was kind of silly, actually. Yeah Fuck you, it's beautiful

I say it British fashion.

KOAB is a cancer on the board.

Taurus = Bull Cancer = Crab We win, biatch

RING DA BELL!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe it was Joey Styles...

Alfdogg is a cancer on the board.

If you're born in May, your parents were fucking in August, which suggests they enjoy sex-- I'm sorry, how does that follow? It's fact

How odd. I have no idea who that chick was... And to make this bump semi-meaningful, the video to Glossi by Sigur Ros makes me emotional. Anybody have any others?

If you're born in May, your parents were fucking in August, which suggests they enjoy sex and are therefore better people.