Jorge Gorgeous

"...one nation UNDER GOD" "In GOD we trust" "GOD DAMMIT, Jenna, would you please stop showing your bush on the internet?" Maybe that last one doesn't quite fit the bill. Anyway, those don't exactly sound like a simple recognition. Nobody really cares about this stuff, so you don't hear about it - its like farting in a paper mill. Making a monument to a religious document on public land would also be a supportive gesture. I don't really understand how you can't recognize this. Either you're trading logic for loyalty or you're dumb.

We (the Jews) actually have a ton more commands. Theres the big ten, and then another... I think 603, 613 in total I believe. I could be off by a couple, I havn't been to temple in a while.

I already posted this: it's been tried, the Supreme Court told them to find something better to do with their time. Actually, the Supreme Court threw it out because they said that the guy suing didn't have standing. They said this because he didn't have legal custody of his daughter, and thus could not sue on her behalf. They didn't say "WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!"

I'LL KILL YA FOR TAKING GREENBERG!

Damn you're wrong.

West Hills = outside of Portland, OR... so go ahead and assign me any park. You know, except for any park in the history of Houston. I won't have that stupid hill or terrible astroturf churning the knees of my outfielders.

Can't do Friday. Saturday would be much better. Same goes for Sunday. ANYTHING but Friday Hell... tonight or Thursday even. ANYTHING but Friday.

I had "resigned" (thats a stretch) myself to take Bob Gibson because I was SURE Koufax would be gonezo... but I was fortunate to get him. Hey Keip... lets not schedule any games on Yom Kippur, ok?

Well, RobotJerk pretty much summed up what I was going to say. I'm a student of constitutional law, and I can say with ZERO reserve that the 8th amendment is applicable in this case. It sounds like MikeSC's problem is with the interpretation. People have had problem's with interpretation since the Supreme Court started gettin' down, so... big deal.

Definitely. I know out of nogoodnic, bravesfan and I... one of us will be avaliable. Is it available or avaliable... I'm too lazy to check a dictionary.

With that, allowing this discussion to go further than the build of an athlete...screw SportsCenter and their asinine discussion on Barry Bonds' hat size ... Judging by the amount of punishment a football and hockey player will take over the course of a season, steroids has to be a prevalent aid in keeping the athletes from missing significant time with injuries. The toughness of these mold of players can go only so far, especially when they only have to look at past examples (sadly, Earl Campbell for one) to see what a non-steroid generation now has to endure. Conversely one could point to the same generation and see the effects steroids took on Lyle Alzedo. There can be distinctions between steroids. Its like good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

Am I the only one who pictures these congressmen in a room going "Oooh! Lets invite Schilling! Oooh, and Bonds... I like Bonds."

Also, I'm down for a chat selection, just tell me when and where (Other than Friday night)

Sorry about the delay, fellas. I went to play pool The Fightin' Hebrews select The versatile Stan Musial

With their first pick, the West Hills Fightin' Hebrews select The great Sandy Koufax.

I SAY CORNELIUS, THAT PITCH WAS QUITE THE JOHN HANCOCK!

You live in Ashland you sonuvabish! I guess I'll be the West Hills Fightin' Hebrews.

The Portland Fightin' Hebrews.

It'd be hard for anyone to be an EPIC reciever on those Stealers teams. They had so many options that you're gonna have spread out numbers.

If theres room, I'd like to play.

ESPN's page two put together a list of sports feats they'd like to see Here and who they predict will accomplish it; including 5 homers in one game (Pujols) and a sub 2:00:00 mile (some Kenyan. I'm not saying that because I can't remember his name, they really said it would just be 'some Kenyan') What sport feats would you like to see, or repeated in the modern era (like batting .400) I'd like to see: - A player go from High School to the NFL and compete in any reasonable manner. (Who knows who'll be the first to do it, or how many failed attempts will litter the road to achieving this goal) -World Series No-Hitter (Kerry Wood) - If the Cubs can get there and Wood has his stuff going I think theres a chance he could sit down 28.

I don't find this style of humor funny at all. Well, it is.

You're full of shit.

65 million over 3

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