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Obla Dee always gets the shaft on stupid lists like this. Personally, I like it, always sort of cheers me up.

If "Playmakers" tried to sew half the stupid shit that NFL players do into their scripts noone would even take them halfway seriously. 'Okay, in this episode the former lineman leads the police on a highspeed chase and ends up getting a fatal car crash.' 'Bullshit, Johnson. That would NEVER happen, you're fired.'

Admit it, you made up all of these bands.

Firstly, the only true "key" to winning a World Series is by getting four victories before the other team. There is no one method that works everytime, otherwise, all the teams in the MLB would look roughly the same. Furthermore, farm systems aren't a punched ticket to the play-offs. Seattle? Montreal? Its great to have a thick farm system to pull from, but the Yankees can dip their ladle in the rest of the league. When you're an upper echelon team like the Yankees, Red Sox, etc... your fans expect you to win now, not in 8 years.

I'm okay with GBA being played at Yankee Stadium and Shea, seeing as how they're extra relevant, but its time for it to go everywhere else.

RJD2 - Since Last We Spoke, Visionaries - Galleries, MC Paul Barman - Paullelujah!, daedelus - rethinking the weather, Dizee Rascal - Boy in da Corner, Dalek - From the Filthy Tongues of Gods and Griots

Anything Mel Brooks does... Blazing Saddles being my personal favorite.

Blazers: JERMAINE O'NEAL Rasheed Wallace Bonzi Wells The other two I'm not that sore about... but JERMAINE O'NEAL

GOLD, NIGGA.

Wow... Oregon is really haunted. I think I might have to go check a few of these places out. I've spent a few hours alone at night in Lithia Park in Ashland, and I didn't experience any sort of "haunted" feeling.

I lolled.

I was pretty bummed when they stopped making the Police Quest/Hero's Quest/ King's Quest/ Space Quest games... I loved those. Screw graphics, just give me a good game to play. Everything has to be 3-D WITH HYPER RENDERED RAG DOLL PHYSICS!!!1!!OMG!1! Fuck all that.

Get behind the tree and pop out while hes reloading and blast him.

Fuck yeah.

Just played in another homegame tonight. The group I play with has been shifting more towards ring games than tournament. I like the ring game more, better risk/reward ratio I think. You guys like ring or tourny better?

Incandenza's "Loudest Concert" thread made me think last night about what my favorite overall concert was, so I came up with my top five in descending order. 5- The All-American Rejects - I'm not a huge fan of their music, but a couple of friends and I got passes to interview their opening band (whos name I can't recall) for our school's radio station. This lead to videotaping said opening band on stage, which lead to being asked to introduce the All-American Rejects, because their road manager thought I belonged to some local radio station, which lead to being on stage with the All American Rejects for their entire set with the video camera. It was a completely new perspective on concerts. Also, I got the entire crowd to say "Screw Hailey" on tape. Hailey being my ex-girlfriend. 4- Eric Clapton - Because it was Eric Clapton 3- H20, New Found Glory - I was a Sophomore in High School, so thats my excuse for going and seeing New Found Glory. It was at this place called "The Roseland" here in Portland, and the first couple bands went on without much of a ruckus, moshing, etc... and then H20 went on and the crowd seemed to come alive. Their set went from start to finish with a surplus of energy. When New Found Glory came on, that same energy carried into their set. For some reason the band had the whole crowd jump up and down during one of their first songs... and we broke the floor. The place was built so the performance went on on the second story and there were concessions, etc on the first. The fire marshal had to be called in to assess the damage. Eventually, NFG played two smaller sets in a smaller room on the first floor and it was a pretty rad set. 2- Incubus, Pantera and Black Sabbath - This was the first real concert I ever went to, and it remains amongst my favorites. Incubus was decent, but not remarkable... but Pantera fucking killed me. I had heard Cowboys from Hell a couple times before then, but never any of their other stuff. If you get the opportunity to see Pantera live, I would reccomend it. Black Sabbath was also pretty gnarly. Seeing Ozzy hobble around stage was kind of weird, but it was a once in a lifetime opportunity, and they fucking rocked. 1- Black Eyed Peas - This was before that got that stupid fucking singer, Fergie. An original Black Eyed Peas concert on its own would have been decent, but this was only a few days after Sept. 11th, and was the first real opportunity for BEP and the crowd to release some frustration and have a good time. Add to this the fact that a B-Boy Convention in Portland had been cancelled due to Sept. 11th, and the Peas gave all the Breakdancers free passes to their concert. The energy, the music and the breakdancers all came together and it was by far the best concert I've ever been to.

If this really happens I'm gonna be heartbroken... luckily, I've been to Yankee Stadium, but the fact that I'll never be able to take my own kids there makes me fucking sick.

Yahoo News Story Memphis, Tenn. - Anthony Anderson, the rotund comedic co-star of "Kangaroo Jack" and the original "Barbershop," has been arrested and charged with aggravated rape while shooting a movie. The 33-year-old actor was accused by an unidentified woman of luring her into a trailer on the set of his latest movie, "Hustle & Flow," and sexually assaulting her. Also accused is the film's assistant director, Wayne Witherspoon. Both men were charged on Wednesday after being taken into custody by the Shelby County Sheriff's Department. The incident occurred Tuesday afternoon at the Shelby County Correctional Center, a penal farm on the outskirts of Memphis, where filming was under way for the movie. Sheriff's spokesman Steve Shular said a passer-by heard screams coming from the trailer and opened the door. "And she ran out nude," Shular said. Both suspects were released Wednesday evening after posting $20,000 bond each. Anderson's spokesman, Allan Mayer, who specializes in celebrity crisis cases, told The Associated Press his client "absolutely denies the heinous charges." "Anthony is a happily married family man who has never been accused of — no less involved in — anything remotely like this, and we are confident that when all the facts come out, he will be completely exonerated," Mayer said. Mayer said it's unclear whether Anderson will return to work on the movie, but said he will likely remain in the Memphis area for the time being. A representative for Witherspoon, 42, could not immediately be located. Anderson, who's married with two children, was raised in Compton, Calif., and has appeared in an array of comedies, including playing one of Jim Carrey (news)'s illegitimate genius sons in 2000's "Me, Myself & Irene." The roly-poly actor specializes is physical comedy — often at his own expense. He has been brutalized by Jet Li in "Romeo Must Die," pummeled by Steven Seagal in "Exit Wounds," crushed by a cash machine in "Barbershop" and menaced by a rogue marsupial in "Kangaroo Jack." He also starred in the WB's short-lived sitcom "All About the Andersons" last year, which was a fictionalized version of his real life.

Ken Simonton(sp?) Oregon State's running back from a few years ago is tearing it up in NFL Europe, or at least he was... I'd like to see him make a roster.

I love ATHF, I'm gonna go pick it up tomorrow. It took a while for it to grow on me, but once it did it was like some kind of plague. I was like a ritual for me all spring, pop in the DVD and watch a couple episodes before bed.

This makes me want to puke blood. I'm sure after some consideration I'll be happy for Ricky and admire his ability to be his own man and walk away on his terms... but right now... goddammit.

You need to cut it... I'd take a buzzer to it, keep it around 1/4 inch, it'd work well with the facial hair... but with the thinning on top and the long in the back it looks like a mullet.

Well... now its time to focus my attention on Oakland not getting a new stadium. The Portland Athletics sounds way cooler than the Portland Expos anyway... bastards.

I smashed pretty much everyone I played at College playing Texas Hold 'Em. I play once or twice a week now that I'm home, I actually just made $10 in a ring game earlier tonight.

I've had some grey hairs mixed in with the rest of the black ones since I was in Middle School or so, the number hasn't ever really grown, I don't think its that big of a deal. I think they're just a little more noticable because of the contrast with the black hair.