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Hey Alf, wheres the quote in your sig from?

Yeah! And pizza, sex and The Simpsons can all fuck off too!

HEY, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FOR EVEN SAYING IT. But seriously, folks, the Blazers are locked into a long term lease. Furthermore, Portland is already a neglected market. They aren't going anywhere.

Yeah, you got it. You know, I was trying to place myself at 14 in my head, and I remember, there were all sorts of older women I wanted to shtup. Teachers, friends moms, random women on the street, Candice Bergen. Assuming I was able to sleep with any of them, I would have been on top of the world, my friends would have hated upon me with much envy and I think I'd still fondly look back on it. That being said, the older lady might be a little messed up, but I dont think there'd be anything wrong with the 14 year old.

I almost want to say that people should lay off Marney, here. That she's the only one here who really knows what went on that night, and that she'd know if she were exploited by now. Theres something that seems less wrong here, because the exploited is so adamently defending the context... but a 30 year old "making love" with a 14 year old? Yikes. Discussing philosophers doesnt make pedophilia okay. But what're you gonna do? She went through it. She's stoked about it. Mazel Tov, Marney. Cuntface.

Wait... motherfucking Abbey Road hasn't been picked yet? This draft is fucked.

I'm butthurt BECAUSE Dixons boning me. Sorry I called you retarded, that was me being retarded.

Quiet, boy.

You had a solid point, but then you had to ruin it by being retarded. It might not work on an NFL level, depending on your definition of "work." He's going to be picked between the third and fifth rounds, most likely. For someone drafted in that position, "working" could be a seven or eight year career as a back-up. The odds that a first round pick turns into an elite quarterback are slim, so if you're casting doubt on Dixon turning into an elite quarterback, I don't think anyone is going to disagree with you. A gimmick, though? Fuck off with all that. Dixon is a legitimate quarterback. He completed 67.7% of his passes this year (higher than gimmick quarterbacks Vince Young, Ben Roethlisberger, Carson Palmer, the Manning brothers, etcetera, etcetera, ever achieved), he can throw down the field and he can run a little. He's 6'4", and though he's pretty skinny, he's still at least 215 pounds. The Chip Kelly spread offense is different, and it can account for some of his stats (the aforementioned completion percentage, 20 touchdowns and 4 picks in 9 games) but it's also a complex offense, and timing and precision are important. It's not like he's a Texas Tech quarterback.

You know, for me, part of what made it so easy is that I always had the "Ah, fuck, I could do that" attitude about stand-up. Even when I was sort of a jock in high school. You say you couldn't get up and do fifteen minutes, but I bet if the right things fell into place you could be up there on stage within a year. I never thought I'd get up there, but then I took an improv class in college (for the art credits) and then everything spun into place. I love stand-up, I think everyone should give it a shot, but then - I'm a stand up comedian, I might not be completely objective.

You use the term "Y'all" but you decide to throw the apostrophe in there. I think that's interesting. Nobody saying "y'all" ever thinks about the apostrophe.

OH WHO WILL REFER TO HIM AS B.O. HUSSEIN!? WHO?!

Dear god. If your scouts tell you his swing is gone, that's one thing. But this? Riccardi is an idiot. If he hit the 300 at-bat mark with the Jays he was owed an extra $10 million.

Dixon played for the Atlanta Braves minor league team the summer between his junior and senior years. He hit something around .160. He's focused on becoming an NFL quarterback, from everything I hear (and I hear from an SI article.) I think he's going to be a steal. He's a great athlete, and he was the most valuable football player in all of college football last year. Oregon's collapse after his injury was meteoric.

Stay out of stand-up! I'm just kidding though, if you're interested, I say go out and try it. You never know if you've got it in you, but if you do, it's a great feeling when you're rolling. People talk shit about the "Well my friends say I'm funny" comics, but it's a good sign if your friends think you're funny. Go hit up an open-mic and let us know how it goes.

Nope, stay out.

I'll root for the LA team. I'll go to the games, too. Inland Empire isn't so bad if you're only going a couple times a season. Plus, if they actually get the Raiders, holy shit.

Marney is harmful to discourse. I'm not saying this because she has different opinions than I do, I'm saying this because she's... fucking harmful to discourse. She has two speeds, nuetral and horrible person. Theres no in between. Plus, theres no call to say those things to Annie. That's another, person, man. Lots of ball-busting goes on around here, but in all seriousness, Annie is a real person - and a person who went through some shit all her life that none of us can even imagine (I'm not saying it's worse than anything we've gone through, just way, way different.) What the fuck does anyone have to gain by denying her a gender? It's just ridiculous to me, it's like getting mad at somebody for ordering cake when you like pie. Bunch of fucking squares. PS - I know Marney wasn't banned because she ragged on Annie, but I'd like to think it's a good enough reason. PPS - I didn't intend for "ball-busting" to be a pun associated with Annie literally having her balls busted, it's just a happy coincidence.

Ah rats.

Oh yeah, disgust is a strong emotion. I like "disgusting" art. My favorite piece of disgusting art? Milky's apparent cyber-sex with Cancer Marney. It makes me hate sex AND computers.

I think you might actually be mentally unbalanced, Cancer Marney. I wish you were the kind of crazy where you'd show up to a party and say "let's set up a hibachi in a wading pool, listen to some classic rock and see what happens!" way, but you aren't. You're paranoid, racist and angry. It scares me that you're an American, and not in the smarmy, arched eyebrow, cluttered vocabulary way that you would claim that it scares you that I'm an American. I can understand where most people are coming from. I can understand where Palestinians are coming from. I can't understand where you're coming from. Fatwah makes more sense than you. Also, your internet voice sounds like it was RIPPED from the pages of some hackey first year lit major's "The Tudors" fan fiction, which is... super obnoxious, and somehow, only the fourth or fifth most obnoxious thing about your posts. I'm not some blue-washed liberal, I'm interested in aspects of conservatism, but the idea that you're one of the standard bearers of conservatism (even though you seemingly beat up whoever was holding the standard, cut off their breasts, split (?) their throat, and stole that standard) turns me off more than a girl liking Nickelback.

Ice Cube's preferred burger to end a good day.

Well, I moved from Portland to LA without knowing anyone. I had about ten grand saved up. Packed up the car, drove to LA, stayed in a hotel until I found Craigslist roommates. Lived off the 10k for way too long without even looking for a job. Found a couple jobs. Boosh.

Oh, don't say that. Hitler was MUCH better than Phelps. He actually HELPED the people he ruled over, not just made them seem like assholes to the rest of the country. THIS IS YOU

I wonder why sarcasmacolor never took off at this board. Because of Slim Citrus. he uses teal, kthx. OH ARE HE?