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Wasn't Wellington found dead on the 24th, though he had died some days earlier? If so, I would think Benoit didn't even know about Wellington's death, as he was too busy killing himself by then.

How about Malenko's? He gave Benoit the Crippler Crossface. THAT is chill-worthy.

Ahh, now we know the real reason why Nick Oliveri left QOTSA. Josh Homme wanted to screw Oliveri's little sister. Now it all makes sense.

She raped and murdered Leslie Mahaffy and Kristen French right along with Bernardo, ya know. It's not like she was just the passive camera operator or anything. Besides which, it was her idea to offer up her little sister to him AND she encouraged him to carry on, if not actively helped him, during his days as the Scarborough Rapist. She's just as fucked up and dangerous as he is, maybe even more so because she basically got away with it.

Yes, because French newspapers never print stories about Anglos who rape and murder little girls. Bitch needs to be harassed and driven out of every community she lives in, every job she applies for, and every store she tries to shop in. Her life should be made as miserable as possible until she kills herself.

I'm addicted to Halls. Even when I'm not sick, I still want one. The new Vitamin C Assorted Citrus are tasty.

Especially after he screwed over Ethan just as hard.

The rumor is, Chappelle had a nervous breakdown. Who knows...

That'd be called a truck stop or a rest stop for those suckers in cars. In this case, no, it's Citadel Hill -- a 240 year old historical landmark.

That's done here, too. Throwing pennies at the hookers only makes their pimps mad, though. They'll chase you down the street and everystuff. Grumpy, no sense of humor pimps. There's also a place not so far away where gay men go to hook up anonymously in their cars. Cruising the hookers is called a whore tour and rounding the gay boys is called a fruit loop (which is not so PC, but whatever).

I have a bizarre fondness for Len's Steal My Sunshine. It's crap-tastic.

Be quiet, you. Nobody's neater than Rupert.

Hey, at least you get free stuff in the mail.

Now I'm all curious about your ice cream procedures. Do you bite off the bottom of the cone and suck the ice cream out through it?

My uncle has a signed Jean Beliveau hockey stick. He took it to a collectibles appraiser and they authenticated it.