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He's uglier than she is. At least she's got...umm...a pretty smile. Yes.

It's the shittiest Survivor I've ever seen. The only thing that can save it now is if Stephenie somehow manages to win it all. underdogs = ratings

Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" -- George Michael is wearing short shorts and doing the Carlton Banks dance. 'Nuff said. How did people not know he was gay?!

Women in the 70's also wore far too much polyester and puka shell chokers. They were obviously experiencing some kind of mass, temporary, brain scrambling euphoria, an after effect of the good drugs of the 60's. Either that, or they just really dug Trudeau's rose. Women like roses.

Dairy cows are fed the returned out of date products, like yogurt and sour cream, mixed in with their regular feed. At least that's how it is at the company I work for. No idea why, mind you. Also, and I would think everyone knows this already, anything with an expiration date is merchandised by newest in the back/bottom and oldest in the front/top.

Apparently, Jeff Weise had a Live Journal. Only 3 entries in it, but the trolls did show him absolutely no mercy until somebody turned the comments off. Darn.

With two teams going for the Fast Forward, Gretchen's head gash, the car accident, AND the whole "touching moment of AR 7" with Uchenna and Joyce at the orphanage, I guess maybe there was just too much to cover in only one hour.

And the young Christians in the Christian Youth chatrooms.

No no, that's not how his "story" goes. He says it was on his computer and when he had it fixed, fixer-buddy stole it. It's merely coincidence that this horrific display of pencil-dick surfaced just days after Paris' stolen emails proved that Durst is indeed a little bitch, just as we had always suspected.

Her snagged emails amused me greatly. I always knew Fred Durst was a little bitch, but...wow, pussy whipped much?!

Hi. I'm a girl. Nobody cares.

Forgetting the neighbor bitch for a second (who is obviously senile and has 50 cats that she calls her children, you just know it), what the fuck is that judge's problem?! Yes yes, random acts of kindness should only occur between the hours of 9AM and 10PM.

I was (unfortunately) watching Entertainment Tonight last week and they were talking about Johnny Carson for, like, the 500th time in the past few months, and I thought to myself, "If they don't stop mentioning him, he's gonna kick the bucket." It seems like every time that show gives redundant press to an older star, they drop dead. And so, they've succeeded yet again. Lookit what you did, Mary Hart, shame on you and your stupidly insured legs. RIP Mr Carson.

'Round these parts, there's this local woman who must've had part of her skull removed at some point because she has a decent sized cave-in on the right side of her head. I call her "Dent Lady", which isn't highly original but still makes me smirk just the same.

Count me in that group I've only been a moderate fan of Pantera over the years, but the news still sucks... Now the question is: What does this do for future concerts (of any sort)? Rumor is, the shooter came in through a backdoor/stage door (by the way he supposedly came from side stage, rather than jumping up from the crowd), so I would hope it'd mean they'd at least start posting security at all access doors. It's easy to judge in hindsight, but it seems hugely stupid to have an open stage door without anybody keeping an eye on it.

I've been wondering; what's up with Michael? Did he kidnap Walt and tell him to tell people that his mother died? The kid doesn't seem that broken up over it.

Stompin' Tom~! Everybody in PEI would've voted for him, I bet. Without him, nobody would know the phone number to their travel and tourism department by heart. ...And if you can't sing that jingle, then you're not a true Canadian. Where's Tom Jackson, btw? I am outraged!

Yes, because once a woman hits 180, she's never allowed to have sex again, much like a penis-less man.

Just get some non-co-worker friend to enter and if they win, split whatever the prize is. Seems easy to me.

To be fair, Richard and Rudy have maintained a friendship since S1. So, it wouldn't be much different than, say, the soccer moms from this season. What would be gimmicky, though, is if they had it be Richard and Sue...just so we could watch them bitchslap each other every week.

Well! Yes! What an excellent Christmas gift for Grandma and Grandpa.

With all the typos and talk of how he'll love her until the end of time or whatever, Waltman comes off like he's on something right then and there. And Freud would have something to say about his need to randomly capitalize the "m" in the word "me" every time he types it. In any event, I'll admit it, I'd be interested in seeing a Chyna/X-Pac sex tape. Not for the sex, but rather for the trainwreck factor. He was the 1-2-3 Kid, though, so it's probably pretty short...which would explain the singing and dancing filler.

Aside from the hole in the fence, they more went for a leisurely stroll than escaped. Anyone who tacks on additional time to their sentences has no sense of humor. Nice touch with the Bible, I say.

Sorta. He was under investigation for it, but didn't end up getting charged. It was some kind of misunderstanding or whatever, at least that's what I recall. That nutjob, Gary Glitter, was the one who did time for enjoying the kiddie porn.

Black Diamond rum ...my taste buds shrink up just thinking about it. Nasty, nasty stuff.