Epic Reine

Geez Kane, you would think he'd remember to shut the damn doors...

Uh...Is HBK supposed to be a heel because he sure didn't get heel heat.

Anyone got a time on how long the Misawa/Kawada match went?

I started a new job about 3 weeks ago but me and my friends are planning a camping trip upstate from next Sunday to Monday. Monday I have work and my co-worker informed me that I can't call in sick until I've worked there at least three months. My friend suggests that I tell them I have a funeral to go to but I don't know if that will work considering I don't like lying about things like thatand I'm afraid I'll get caught inside the lie. So what do you think I should do? I really wanna go on this trip considering ALL my friends will be there and this could be the best thing to happen all summer.

Eddie fucked a ringrat years ago which later turned out to be Rey's wife. When Rey married his wife, she already had Dominic (WWE doesn't say that Dominick was produced by him). Rey finds out later that he was the father but doesn't care as it happened before Rey even met his wife.

Expect HHH-Flair at WrestleMania, so at the biggest "stage of them all" HHH can beat his favorite legend, and make himself his own legend in his own mind. HHH probably already feels that WrestleMania has 3 eras: Hogan HBK HHH

How many times will the title get stolen in ROH? 1) Homicide 2) CM Punk 3) CM Punk again I beleive 4) Now Christopher Daniels. Hot damn Gabe, thats almost like your over-booking of Scramble Matches, Ultimate Endurance matches, Cage matches, etc.

Cannibal Corpse. C'mon people, they have a song called "Necropedophile".

Judas Priest.

Did Tomko do anything significant when Christian was injured last year?

That is the dumbest thing I have ever read.

Has anybody ever failed a drug test from eating a poppy seed bagel? Or am I the only one?

Christian debuted in the WWE in 1998, so he's been here awhile. I actually can't believe Daivari's so young. I'm only 2 years younger than him. And I thought the Briscoes were young...

Ever notice how all of Carlito's matches are the exact same thing? Man gets beats up for 10 minutes straight while getting some punches in. He then capitalizes on a face's mistake and cheats to win by either pulling the tights or putting his feet on the ropes.

I remember when Jackyl introduced the Acolytes. Actually, I remember the Acolytes first appearing on Raw interfereing in a tag match with JR saying "Bradshaw and Faarooq? I wouldn't want to mess with those guys". A week or two later on WWF New York/Shotgun Saturday Night, Jackyl appeared being lowered from the rafters in a podium introducing "The Acolytes" (And I think they may have been called the "Jackolytes" at first, I'm not sure). Then Cyrus dissapeared and they joined the ministry. It's actually quite funny how I remember all this.

Anyone got the heat spoilers?

Yup, that was definatley the Backseat Boyz as Angle's officers.

Is that Johnny Kashmere holding up Angle's medal?

"I'm Taping Raw". Seen at a Nitro event.

I'm calling it right now: Matt Hardy interferes at the conclusion of the Edge/Kane match and locks himself in the cage with Edge so no security can get in. Then Matt proceeds to beat down Edge.

Wasn't "The Simonizer" Simon Diamond's finisher name in ECW?

I've seen The Crow literally a million times. When it was on Showtime last year, I watched it every single time it was on. I can't even watch the movie anymore because I've seen it so much. I've also seen the first Spider-Man movie about 20 times. It was good the first 15. What about you guys?

Usually a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers with a backwards baseball cap. It's the true bum attire.

3 stages of hell anyone?

We have yet to see the Smackdown debut of Sylvain Grenier!