Epic Reine

When pigs fly.

Are you kidding? I lurked around here for months before I hijacked this account.

Yes.

Here's a good one: People think Bob Backlund said "I Quit" at WM 11. He didn't. Bret had him in the crossface chickenwing and Piper asked Backlund if he would quit and Backlund said "Yes". The words "I Quit" never came out of his mouth.

Stasiak was also a legit weirdo too which hurt him a lot.

Lex Lugar and Jeff Jarrett definatley, those are the main two. Ahmed Johnson is another one, if he didn't get injured so damn much, he would have been a main eventer in the late 90's IMO.

Jericho's band "Fozzy" actually covered that song and it's on their second album.

"Never Gonna Find Me" should have been a single off it too. I also think Offspring picked terrible singles for their "Conspiracy Of One" album, Special Delivery and Living In Chaos should have been the two singles following "Original Prankster", not "Want You Bad" and "Million Miles Away". I always wondered hy "Can I Play With Madness" was never a Iron Maiden single, song was catchy as hell. Same goes for "Flash Of The Blade" off of Powerslave.

It's no worse than the $1.25 fun size Butterfingers in my school's vendors.

That is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

Hogan's voice would make a great voicemail message. "Hey brother, I'm not here right now so what'cha gonna do?"

Meh, Randy Orton called me the night before Summerslam asking me to "Watch his world title win". So much for that secret.

At WCW Mayhem '99, Sting wrestled Bret Hart in jeans and a t-shirt, did he forget his ring attire or something?

Recently, it's been uncovered that Batista is actually a few years older then what we originally thought. He actually wasn't born in '69 but '66 which makes him 39 and wow, just winning his first world title. I wish I can look that damn good at 40. Any truths to any of this?

They can always have Lita turn heel and have a promo with her revealing she was the one who got Matt fired and that we'll never see him again, it sounds lame but it can' justify the negative chants towards her.

Yea, the Shane/Kane fued pissed me off, Kane, the newly unmasked unstoppable monster who was drawing ratings got his ass kicked every single week on Raw by the out of shape untrained son of the boss. Fucking dumb. Kane won their LMS atch from Unforgiven by total fluke, just because he got up and dodged the elbow after Shane kicked his ass for 20 minutes.

"Epic" by Faith No More.

Doesn't excuse the fact that he sucks as an in ring performer. Hardcore Holly has a nice dropkick, does thta make him any good?

Lil Jon & The Eastside Boys - Get Low Fiona Apple - Fast As You Can Good Charlotte - The Motivation Proclamation

A lot of people seem to forget that HHH had two chances in the King Of The Ring '97, he got eliminated in the first round by DQ but then Vader was injured so he got another chance. People don't remember that

I'm gonna throw Vince and Shane McMahon's names in here. Both men pushed themselves heavily up the card and took up a lot of air time when both men totally suck in the ring. Both men truly thought them wrestling was a major draw and needed to be at the top, Shane moreso.

At the conclusion of last night's Edge/Venis match, Edge locks Venis in the sharpshooter and JR rambles on saying "This leg lock that Edge has perfected" when it was the freaking sharpshooter! It wasn't the Edge-a-cator (the real submission move Edge uses) Edge didn't perfect shit!

That was Louie Spicoli who passed away while he was fueding with Zybsko alongside Scott Hall.

Eh, I once Gored somebosy into a wall in junior high. I don't know if that counts.

Wasn't the Revolution originally face? And didn't Benoit leave the group right as they were turning heel?