Epic Reine

Lucky English bastards.

I smell a WrestleMania main event.... {or a sitcom}..... with Angle vs. Egyptian Medalist guy. Much like Vince wanted to see Angle [gold medalist] pitted against NCAA champ Brock Lesnar. If they just let him be like an Egyptian [but not play off the Egyptian] gold medalist, like Kurt Angle, but who rubs it in our faces how he beat an American, it'd be great. Be even better if they got Rulon like their trying to do also, and have Rulon for this guy, and have it be a shoot wrestling match.

I can forsee WWE showing a vignette of Chavo being taken out on the stretcher, and doing some angle off of it. [Wait for Chavo to be Perry Saturn v.2 or go back to his Pepe WCW character shit again.] With Noble being the Malenko to Chavo's Perry Saturn, it reeks of September-December 2001 all over again.........

I still think its a plausible reason to hate it. So, since we all know wrestling is fake. Should HHH go out in front of the camera and say: "Well, since I'm really Paul Levesque, and I'm married to Stephanie. I'm taking the title back." Takes title back. And then Chris Benoit comes out. "Well, Vince said you're supposed to beat me now. So let's wrestle. And since this is pre-determined, why don't you go ahead and beat me, and I can job, and get home in time to bang Woman."

From marcnova21's LJ, and I fully agree:

Since you're trying to be funny. And since I'm an ass. I'll still point out that its retard with a D, but, since you were trying to sound funny and spelling it in some cool lingo, I'd normally ignore it, but since I don't think saying retart over retard is funny, or cool, I'll just be an ass by pointhing this out. Can I say the PWND or is that someone else's job?

I'd rather have realisim over super cool flippity fake doo-dahs. I'll take my Chris Benoit and my Koji Kanemoto over your Petey Williams, thank you. [And this is in no way any offense to Petey.]

The move itself Dynamite doesn't look neccessarily horrible. It just looks insanely fake, and contrived, like 80% of the "high impact" or "spotty" indy moves do.

..... the Storm Cradle Driver always ends with the opponent's head tucked like that.

So if any move looks horrible, but is "boss", its ok?

Also fake as shit looking too 95% of the time.

For people to speak on the ECW DVD, I'd use: Taz Dreamer Heyman RVD Rhyno Spike Dudleyz And maybe a few, like one line or two comments from guys who stopped in there, but it helped their careers, like Benoit, Guerrero, Malenko, and Jericho. Maybe even use Terry Funk, since he's always on good terms with WWE. Also use Foley for a bit on it too. Right there, even if not 100% truthful, should make for an interesting DVD.

That would make baby Allah cry.

Orton? That'd be the SUPER biggest way to put Orton over. Getting a big title victory/defense over UnderTaker at WrestleMania and ENDING his streak. And having Taker retire then [huge plus in that too]. And then thats another name for Orton's "list".

He did quit. He said he would quit if Eddy Guerrero defeated him in a match and he didn't get the Strap on one random SDown. And he lost. So he quit.

Personally, I'd have had Orton RKO him and add him to his list of "legends" he's killed.

Jerry Lynn also had heat with Crash, Paul Heyman, and a couple of the WCW cruisers.

I like the alternate commentary on all of his WCW/ECW/WWE matches, nice touch. I wonder what the "special look at Mania XX" will be. And I'm liking the addition of the Viva La Raza vignettes.

What time?

-- Could of been decent. Psicosis is awesome, and Jarrett can be good. Too bad it says it's a squash. -- Another squash which sucks ass because Jimmy Rave rules. Monty is good, but gimme a break, its not impressive when he kills Cruiserweights everyweek on IMPACT! or XPlosion! -- Should be awesome. I really like Batts & Clark and the Naturals are awesome, I've liked them since the beginning, I liked Stevens before TNA. Should be a very good match. -- Should be a decent match, because Petey Williams is god. Amazing Red is a spot monkey therefore IMPACT! is perfect for him. Matches dont have to be techincal masterpieces, and frankly can't be with a maximum of 10 minutes. Red is entertaining whether he's Spotty or not, and Williams is just amazing. -- Dont know who Sexton is, but watching Raven/Sabu storyline continue this is fine. A squash meaning something is different from a complete meaningless squash like the Jarrett/Psciosis and Rave/Brown. Shitty squash match that sucks, but continues the storyline. -- Should be pretty good. Alex Shelley vs Styles would be a great match down the road. Abyss turn is coming more and more suspected, watch TNA swerve us and make him not turn. Still should be very good. -- As long as they continue to announce matches like that on IMPACT! Go TNA! Sabin vs Williams? Thank you god. Firstly, I feel sorry for anyone who considers Petey Williams God. Secondly, Sabin [yawn] vs. Petey Williams [meh wrestler with a horribly over-exposing finisher] is a great match? No way, especially in TNA, especially in a 6-sided ring, and working TNA's style. Meh to the max.

The guy who does the "magic carpet ride". I smell an ARABIAN gimmick~!

It'll prolly be called Epic Encounter II or something like that due to the main event being Danielson vs. Aries 2/3 Falls.

Arik Cannon'll win over someone like Aries, Shelley, Hero, or Sydal in the finals.

*it doesn't matter*

Lifts, heels, stilts, whatever you want to call it, he added them to make him 6'0.