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    the last real talentless big man at the top was Sid.

     

     

     

    I still believe Luther Reigns has what it takes to be big.

    An interesting take on things.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I still believe Luther Reigns has what it takes to be big.

     

     

    He's not much at all in the ring but the guy is great on the mic.

     

    GIMME SUM OF DOSE PEAS!! I HAD PEAS BEFO!!

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    Nothing can be done to bring back prestige to the WWE title. Because it never had any to begin with. From the day the WWWF became the WWF it hasn’t counted for much. There is no prestige involved in winning a title from a man purporting to be a walking superhero or a giant sumo wrestler or a walking corpse.

     

     

    The real prestige was always with the NWA title anyway. Real men. Really wrestling each other. With no Bullshit. And look how TNA are wiping their ass on that one. Not allowing the NWA belt to be defended outside of TNA is a travesty. If they did it. It’d serve two purposes – 1) One it’d bring back the prestige to the belt. Its not like they’d allow their champion to drop the thing. 2) It’d get TNA over. It’d make all the Indies look like they aspire to be like TNA. And with TNA’s new booking rules for their contracted talents they could insist on both these goals being met. Don’t meet the goals, then you don’t get the talent. Simple as that.

     

     

    Of course, this all hinges on TNA putting the belt on a worker willing to tour the Indies. And he’d have to be a worker that won’t embarrass himself. It’d have to be an amazing worker who can hang with anyone – Which theoretically should actually be the case for the NWA champion. Theoretically, of course. Not practically. I couldn’t imagine Jarrett wanting to tour the Indies. Nor can I imagine him looking good in ROH or PWG for example, both places that AJ Styles brought the belt when he was TNA champion (Making it look a million dollars too – Coming out to Flair’s theme, talking up the importance of the belt and being a fighting champion etc.). But if they put the belt back on Styles it’d work. If they put it on Daniels it’d work. It’d probably work for Ron Killings. Maybe even for – dare I say it - Jeff Hardy too.

     

     

    Of course Jerry fat-senile-retard Jarrett doesn’t see it that way. So it ain’t going to happen again until TNA are about to die and are scrambling at any idea to keep them afloat.

     

     

    So that’ll be next week then.

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    I like the fact that they have had 2 months to build up the card (Bradshaw-Eddie was announced over a month ago), yet they still have to rush out all kinds of shit

     

    If Smackdown isn't worth watching at the moment, a PPV booked like a Smackdown house show is certainly not. Whether it can take the worst PPV crown from Fall Brawl '98 is another thing.

     

    I don't care what most of you say, as you're all first in line to bash this show, but most of you'll end up giving your in-depth analysis of it 30 minutes after it's over Sunday night. Anyone who does so, deserves to be shot.

     

    And for all of you confused about why Torrie and Dawn Marie are fighting, my guess is Booker T's gonna use his new found voodoo powers to bring Al Wilson back from the dead, who'll murder his ex wife and daughter (undressing them down to their bra and panties first of course.)

     

    Then Stevie Ray will turn up as Voodoo Ray, Booker T's new manager, a cross between Papa Shango, Jimi Hendrix and Hulk Hogan! Before Bookers match with Undertaker, Al and his zombie minions (Torrie & Dawn), Booker T and Voodoo Ray will all do the dance routine to 'Thriller' in the ring, backed by 10 indy wrestlers (dancers) dressed as La Parka.

     

    THATS WHY DAWN MARIE AND TORRIE ARE WRESTLING!!!!!!!

     

    I think

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    People who used to say Tammy got fat, I thought were idiots. She'd put on weight, but was still far from fat.

     

    Now though.....when you've got knees on the back of your knees, you could lose a pound.

     

    Also, TONS of people in the crowd for that show!

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    I think it's funny that, with all the shit that they talk on their shows, that they would put it on at about the same time as Oprah or one of those idiot soaps. One positive: Most of Goldilocks' words will be bleeped out, so you wouldn't have to listen to her voice.

     

    TNA can finally get the housewife demographic!

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