MarvinisaLunatic

How long before we get "Rey is the smallest/shortest/lightest heavyweight champion"?

I liked the idea of a Cuban Nature Boy..but..what the hell..theres nothing good that will come out of Jamalaomagabaga..

3 minute warning!

So he's the Cuban Nature Boy? Oh wait..he's a manager for someone..uh oh..

Ric Flair wants a piece of Cena! Everybody wants a piece of Cena. thats awesome. OMG WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

Im gonna have to watch that match again.

They really couldnt be that stupid to try that gimmick a 2nd time.

This Handicap Match is going to be something.

HBK tags in GOD and Vince collapses..thats all that needs to happen..

why the hell would anyone be disgusted by it?

that would have been me

Spirit Squad = new gay tag team champs HHH and Edge are freinds RVD got to talk for more than 15 seconds without using the words cool or dude Carlito face turn.. umm... yeah.. and she dyed her hair! Just like I wanted!...aww..

How the hell do they fit Freddy vs Jason in a JAWS marathon?

Um.. I just got it.. HBK's partner will be.. MICK FOLEY! lol oh man.

Oh my.. HBK/God vs Vince/Shane I wonder what jobber they'll get to dress up as God..

OMG..HBK gets DQed because of outside interference..from GOD! lol..that would be hillarious

Shane is scarred for life. Vince has two words for HBK and HBK obviously has two words for him..

Itd be funny if Vince actually walked normal..

HBK wants a piece of Cena?

They didnt blur out Vinces middle finger?

Carlito face turn! WHOOHOO! The crowd seems to appreciate it too.

The JOBBER LOCK! That was a waste of 30 seconds.

I think RVD stringing together more than 5 sentences for a promo is the equivalent of a match for him..so no.

Um..gee..ROB..just go out and say it. "Im gonna challenge the champ at the ECW PPV!"

Mr Money In the Bank..I guess he has a new Mr. Name..