Gary Floyd

The worst picture ever posted on the internet. Wow...

Sunn0))), Earth, Weedeater, and Wolves in the Throne Room are touring the west coast right now.

I also loved Antics. This is pretty damn good though, though it could use a different album cover.

The Lounge Lizards are pretty awesome.

Why did you spend time typing all that? I have no idea, but I'm starting to think it was a mistake. I shoud have just said the last part.

Special K will always be one of my favorite posters. He's like a character from a David Lynch movie. You might see me in the street But nigga you don't know me When ya holla on the speak Rememba you don't know me Save all the hatin and the poppin nigga you don't know me Quit tellin niggas you my partna Nigga you don't know me Don't be a groupie keep it movin Nigga you don't know me Hey I ain't trippin but the truth is Really you don't know me

Alright Matt, let me tell you a story. Back when I was a senior in Highschool, I dated this girl. Nearing the end of the schoolyear, we broke up. A few months later, she not only moved on, dating another man and drinking, but she had rumors of drug use surrounding her. I talked to her, and those rumors were false. I'm suprised we still talked to each other. What's the point of all this Matt? Well, I could have followed those rumors, and started bragging about it. But I didn't. Until I talked to her (We dated for nearly a year, so it was pretty obvious she wasn't the type to snort coke anyways), I was actually dumb enough to believe that shit. But I never gloated over it. In spite of breaking up with me, I still saw her as a human being, and not worth laughing at or taking pride in any of her downfalls. You know why Matt? Because in spite of all that, she was still human, and bragging about that kind of thing would be pathetic. I never talked about my sexual exploits with her to anybody because I valued her as a person, and thought that telling people about such things would be invasive to both our privacy. Maybe that's one of the reasons she dumped you Matt: because you felt the need to tell the world so many things about what you two did in the bedroom. Some girls don't like that Matt. It's disrespectful not only to that girl, but it shows that you have no shame or self respect. Shame Matt, try looking into that. Try showing a little humility, and quit being such an obnoxius, attention loving, self pitying man, because nobody likes that. And when you do that, don't act so suprised when others call you out on it and make fun of you.

I don't know which post is worse: or this: That second one is CronoT levels of sad.

Yeah, he's totally L337, pwning her and all. I really am glad I stay away from Myspace, excecpt for band Mypace websites.

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in. On a semi related topic, while I agree that dragon shirts are bad, shirts with wolves on them are worse.

After reading some of that thread, I am convinced that Matt is that creepy guy that nobody in the right mind would allow their daughter to date. So much for not having a problem with him. Maybe I'm Bipolar. Or maybe threads like that can change one's opinion.The pokey little puppy joke made me laugh uncontrolably though. I have a cousin who looks a little like Matt. Only he's married and has kids, and doesn't tell people about his personal life online. Other than his love of jam bands, he's a cool guy.

I take it back: Murmering Beast made the best post in this thread.

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The torture horror genre is dead. Well almost dead. Thank God. I liked "Hostel" and it's sequal, in spite of what others have said. I liked the first "Saw" movie. That out of the way, with "Hostel Part II" tanking (and director Eli Roth posting an incredibly whiney entry in his Myspace), and inspite of the movie "Captivity" coming out, people aren't largely going to see people get tortured anymore. Ok, so there's another "Saw" movie, but that's beyond the point. I think that people are tired of being bombarded with torture flick after torture flick. Hell, Roth has even seemed to have moved beyond the tired subgenre he helped give birth to, and is going on to do an adaptation of Stephen King's "Cell" as his next movie. The director of "Saw" went on to do the dreadful "Dead Silence", which at least saw him try something different. The director of the excellent slasher flick "High Tension" and the remake of "The Hills Have Eyes" is moving on to more creepy supernatural scare. And "28 Weeks" later not only showed that R rated horror can still do good box office, but can still be scary. Several R Rated horror films have proven that you can be scary without endless torture sequences. The problem: They haven't done good box office. In a way, because of movies like "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning" and their ilk, R-Rated horror has gotten a bad buzz. Critics now use the tired phrase "torture porn" to describe such movies (really folks, torture porn is the kind of thing you find in Sweeden), and the movie going public has tired of torture. Unfortunately, this has spoiled things for other horror flicks, meaning that much better and more imaginative horror flicks either do poor box office ("Grindhouse", "The Abandoned", "Slither") get limited release ("Black Sheep", "Fido"), or get dumped straight to video ("Gravedancers", "Reincarnation", "Isolation") People want to be scared again. They don't want to see Elisha Cuthbert get tortured by a deranged maniac. They don't want to see a woman get raped by a mutant. They want to be frightened, not put through an ordeal. My answer to those who complain about movies that use torture: don't watch them, and they'll go away. Go see original horror movies that deserve respect and attention, like "The Descent" or "The Abandoned." Horror isn't going to die, it's just at a crossroads. That's ok, because this always happens. The same thing happened with slasher movies in the 80's and self aware horror in the 90's. The next big thing will come eventually, and it will go, only to make way for the new one.

Speak for yourself. I saw that one coming.

I was browsing IMDB today, and out of boresom, typed WWE Films. Lo and behold:

Oh brother... Best post in the thread.

I forgot about that. That may be his lowest point.

I saw it last night. Good, but not great ("The Abandoned" is a better supernatural horror flick.) John Cusak really is the master of overacting. I don't know what's more tired at this point: Horror movis that use a lot of torture, or the term "torture porn"

The best thing KOAB ever said:

Hell yes. I was a big Dinosaucers fan as a kid. Hey Dude. "Yipee Ti Yi Yeah!"

Osibasa-"Phallus C"

5 favorite albums on my IPod at the moment 5.) Area-1978 Gli Dei Se Ne Vanno, Gli Arrabbiati Restano! 4.) Adult-Anxiety Always 3.) Brand X-Unorthodox Behaviour 2.) Meat beat Manifesto-Actual Sounds and Voices 1.) Wu Tang Clan-Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

The Current IMDB Bottom 100 I agree these are all bad movies, but some don't belong in here, since they are far from the worse.