Gary Floyd

I'm a tad disappointed.

"I got blood on my head, and I got no remorse, and I got blood on my dick, because I fucked a corpse."

I'm not a fan of Lordi's music, but I do get a kick out of how much they piss off die hard metalheads. Also, I've started listening to Nile recently, and I like what I'm hearing.

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King Crimson-"Fallen Angel"

Let it Be vs. Let it Bleed. Not the same exact thread, but still...

When Marvin is more entertaining in a thread than Vanhalen, then it really says something about VH.

Her? Yeah, I think she's an underrated actress. She was awesome on "Thief"

I'll check out "Bionic Woman", since Mae ("Arrested Development") Whitman is in it.

GWAR-"Fishfuck" Slayer-"Angel of Death"

GWAR-"Fish Fuck"

Lions Gate is really going to need a hit this year (maybe it will be "Hostel II", but I doubt it) since a lot of their movies so far ("The Condemned", "Delta Farce", etc.) have been financial and critical bombs. Also, "28 Weeks Later" making the number 2 spot is what Fox Atomic needed. "Hills Have Eyes 2" and "Turistas" tanked with both audiences anc critics, so this is the hit (not a huge hit, but still) that they needed.

I'm more of a drinker than a pothead, so alcohol.

Bratz: The Movie. This will probably piss someone off. Me-eh, I won't see it, so why should I care. It's at least better than the trailer for the "Dead or Alive" movie I saw last night.

Threads like this are the reason TCS exists.

The only things I had trouble with were Other than that, I liked it, as did my friends and the audience. I really like the apocalyptic, almost nihlistic tone to it. To quote Joe Bob Briggs, "Anyone can die at any moment." That's how apocalyptic horror should be. Fuck a happy ending, this is the end of the world.

Just came back from it, and I'm very impressed. It's a very worthy sequal.

New Order have officially broken up.

Let's face it, a lot of us like Metal. Sure, some of us don't admit it, and I never considered myself a diehard metal fan, but we do, be it Metallica or Maiden or Slayer or all of those. Anywho, here's some metal albums I've been enjoying so far, in no particular order. Agalloch-Ashes Against the Grain-This is actually pretty awesome. It's black metal (never cared for most of it-or at least the Norweigen stuff) but it's great. It could best be described as Gorgoroth (without the cliche satanism) meets Katatonia meets Sigur Ros meets Pink Floyd meets My Bloody Valentine. Mastodon-Leviathan and Blood Mountain-Holy shit, the drumming. If you claim to enjoy metal but don't like Mastodon, then you don't really enjoy metal. Seriously, give them a shot, they are fucking awesome. Hell, they let guys from the Mars Volta on Mountain, and they didn't ruin it. That's saying something. Slayer-Reign in Blood-Need I say more? Athiest-Unquestionable Prescence and Elements-Death Metal with jazz-inspired chord progressions. Not the only Death Metal band to do this, but one of the few to do it right. See also: Cynic's Focus, Gorgut's Obscura, and Pestilence's Spheres. Sleep-Dopesmoker and Sleep's Holy Mountain-The Ultimate Stoner Metal albums, with riffs that are so sludgey, they roll like molasses. See also: Electric Wizard's Dopethrone. Boris-Rainbow, Pink, and Amplifier Worship-Hell yes. The best Doom Metal band on the planet, and one of my favorite bands that are more recent. Rainbow is more psychedelic rock than metal, but it's still great. Wolves in the Throne Room-Diadem of 12 Stars-Black metal that's really long (4 songs, a 60 minute album), but every minute counts. Contains elements of folk music, and bit of post rock. Nachtmystium-Instinct: Decay-While it has the cliched low-fi production that annoys me, here's a Black Metal album that's still worth it. Featuring elements of psychedelia and post punk, it's pretty diverse. Oh, and the song "Chosen By No One" rules. Sigh-Imaginary Sonicscape-Black Metal from Japan that's awesome. Sure, it's Black Metal, and it has the symphonic cliches, but it also has elements of psychedelia, electro, dub, jazz, and reggae. It's like Mr. Bungle if they did a Black Metal album, and it rules.

The whole thing is great. Not as awesome as Leviathan, but close. It narrowly beats out Agalloch and Boris when it comes to Metal album of 2006. "Colony of Birchmen" may be their best song though.