Gary Floyd

What was it it wouldn't do?

Massive Attack-"Group Four"

Cop Rock-Let's Be Careful Out There

So, when are you going to create a message board dedicated to "bitch slapping" me? You suffer from a thing called Internet Tough Guy syndrome. In other words, there is nothing more sad than a man sitting at his computer, making lame insults and acting like a Jackass. Besides, you are starting to bore me.

Carlito really is the new CronoT

Yes, I'm so afraid of you.

Awesome LOL Shitty Political Commentary

5 albums from this year I'm liking 5.) !!!-Myth Takes 4.) Jesu-Conqueror 3.) Grinderman-Grinderman 2.) Boris w/Michio Kurihara-Rainbow 1.) LCD Soundsystem-Silver

I always had a soft spot for the Mortal Kombat Soundtracks. Don't know why, but I do. I also have a soft spot for the Super Mario Bros. movie, simply because it has Dennis Hopper as Koopa.

I'm not a smoker, but my mom smokes. She's been smoking since I was a kid. She quit for a while, but old habits sometimes come back. Now whenever I'm around someone smoking, I'm pretty much used to it-especially when I visit her, though she doesn't smoke as much as she used to.

23.) Kevin Federline-Playing With Fire I will admit, I've never listened to this album. I'm only including it because no list of worst albums would be complete without this guy. 22.) Vanilla Ice-Hard to Swallow Contrary to popular belief, Limp Bizkit and their peers didn't record the worst Nu-Metal album. No, Vanilla Ice did, in what basically sounds like a parody of an already shitty subgenre. Also contrary to popular belief, his worst song isn't "Hot Sex", "Having a Ronnie", or "I Love You" (though it can be agreed that "Ninja Rap" is the best thing he did). No, it's "The Horny Song", which also actually counts as the worst Nu-Metal song ever recorded-and that's saying something. 21.) Eminem-Encore Ok, so "Mosh" and "Toy Soldiers" are cool songs, but those can't save an album with songs like "Big Weenie", "My First Single", "Just Lose It", "Evil Deeds", "Puke", or worst of all, "Ass Like That", in which Eminem rips on Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. (I know that Triumph appears in the video, but still, the song is a diss on a fucking hand puppet.) Oh, and it features Eminem taking a shit, which is something nobody wanted to hear.

Next week...Oh My God, that's going to be something else.

Gee, it's not like we don't know that already.

26.) Foetus Symphony Orchestra-York I love Jim Thirlwell. My blog is named after one of his songs fer Christsakes! That out of the way, this is the worst album he recorded. Done after he was dumped by Sony, the album is a collaboration with Lydia Lunch that details a tour through the seedier, more unpleasent parts of New York. Sounds good, right? Well it would be if it didn't sound exactly like that, only less exciting and with pretentious, monotonous jazz noodling as music. Fortunately, he's made up for this, but it's still a bad album. 25.) Michael Jackson-HIStory Some will tell you that Invincible is the worst Michael Jackson recorded, but they are mistaken. HIStory is a monumental achievement in ego, from the huge statue he constructed to celebrate the album, to shitty stabs at angry pop music with "They Don't Care About US" ("Scream" is a pretty fucking awesome song though) to the absolutely creepy (This came after the first trial) "Childhood", HIStory is his worse album. Though it should be mentioned again that "Scream" is a pretty badass song. 24.) Madonna-American Life Question: What's the worst album Madonna ever recorded? Answer: American Life. If you want to hear an American billionaire with a fake British accent complain about what she thinks is wrong with America, this is the album for you. Otherwise, you should avoid. Oh, and don't forget the title track, which has Madonna rapping, and nearly destroying Hip Hop.

Kotz ripped on Cheesala better than I ever could.

Does anybody actually like the worthless fucker? Yeah, your mothers vagnia! LOLZ! I think it was Special K who once said you were like Crono T when it comes to insults. He was right.

Does anybody actually like the worthless fucker? Besides, today KOAB is the

Post of the week. Seriously, that was awesome.

Well, at least he finally popped his cherry-and hers.