Gary Floyd

Kind of a shame, since I'm the only guy who kind of liked it.

-Well, I went to Big Boy's for Breakfast yesterday (what can I say, their breakfast bar rules, and Bob Evans was crowded) and saw something that I've never seen before, or at least in person: a female Insane Clown Posse fan who wasn't ugly or fat. Well, her face was so-so, but she had a pretty good body, and a nice ass. Who knew such a thing existed. Afterwards, I stopped at Best Buy to get Venture Bros. Season 2 on DVD (it's great, though the commentary tracks are so-so), then went to Meijer to get some food. I also started reading Jack Ketchum's "The Lost", and it's been great so far. The guy's one of my favorite horror authors, and everyone should read him. Now, back to the countdown. 29.) Death in June-All Pigs Must Die Hey, it's Death in June, doing the whole neo-folk with fascist overtones thing-again. Only this time it's uninteresting, and shows the eventual musical mediocrity that's unfortunately plagued them since. It also drags on too long, and while he at least tried something a bit different, it's attempts at dirge-like atmosphere and eeriness falls right on it's face. 28.) Prince-The Rainbow Children I love Prinve. Who doesn't love Prince. That out of the way, there's no denying that he's cut some bad albums, and while there has been debate over what his worst album is, I'd say it's this one. Here, Prince lets the world know he's a Jehovas Witness (at least he did go door to door over it), and records an album made up of really bad attempts at sounding like James Brown, Sly Stone, and other such greats. It also has some of the worst lyrics he's ever written. 27.) Kiss-Music for the Elder One of the worst (and most puzzling) concept albums ever recorded (ELP's Tarkus, while a shitty album, gets a pass for having such an odd but awesome concept), Music for the Elder pissed off whatever remaining Kiss fans existed at the time, with it's shitty attempts at Prog Rock, and was the final straw for Ace Frehley, who left the band after the albums release. Who could really blame him?

Yep.

"AIDS is now funny!"

So, how's Eddie?

At least you aren't masturbating to anime. Or furry porn. For a long time,Rule 34 didn't break me. I'd thought I'd seen it all...Looney Toons, GI Joe, hell, even Transformers porn, and I didn't even bat an eyebrow. Then one day, a friend shows me something that he swore would break me. I laughed it up, and saw what it was. It was Gay Fanfiction smut (I forgot what that subgenre is called, thank God) of the original Dawn of the Dead. That broke me. That was the one piece of fan porn that broke me. That's why I can't consider myself a part of any fandom ever again, because that means that someone will show me Vic and Dutch fucking. Sometimes, I really hate the internet.

So 2Gold, will it be Romero zombies, DOTD remake zombies, or ROTLD zombies?

Well Hoff, I'm sure there's porn of her on the net.

I'm suprised Michael Savage hasn't.

Smoke on the Water.

Once again, can we please ban C-Bacon from the CE folders? BTW, I read the quoted post, you fucking waste. (I'm talking to him.)

That's much better.

Yep, that's right, an ATHF movie is coming out theatrically 3/23/07. Oh, Neal Peart and Bruce Campbell are the movie. check out the trailer here

FANTASTIC. That mullet and American flag bandana combo has to be ironic humor, no way someone could be THAT stereotypical....right? RIGHT? Pretty sure it's a joke. Joke or not, it's been around forever, so it's not funny anymore.

I was the only person in the thread at the time? Had nothing to do with that. I just knew that if I mentioned a prominent black man like Eddie Winslow, you would be soon to follow. It's simple logic really. Waldo Faldo >>>>>>> Eddie Winslow. "I wanted to see "Jifk!" "Jifk?" "Yeah, Jifk!" "Oh, you mean JFK."

Ennio Morricone-"Bambole"

Venture Bros. Season 2

CheesalaTheIntolerent...I gotta say kkktookmybabyaway, that was weak. Anyways, I now have C-Bacon on ignore, which kinda sucks, because I'm starting to miss yelling at him for being a clueless jackass who needs to shut the fuck up.

Cabaret Voltaire-Groovy, Laidback, and Nasty DJ Shadow-The Outsider

Looking at it a second time, it really does read like him. That's just pathetic.

Jennifer Dempster. And MikeSC's Amazon Profile. Not the real one, but still.

I miss Eddie. I don't know why, but I do. I still wish he'd ripped WP a new one back when the weightbench fucker posted here.

Honestly, is anybody actually suprised by anything that Phelps and co. do anymore?

-Well, kkktookmybabyaway told me to update my blog, so I am. He also says that C-Bacon is somehow responsible for helping me get it back online. For that I say: I know I rip on you alot, but thanks. I won't apolagize to you, but thanks a lot. For that, I'll leave you alone and put you off ignore...for a while. Also, I turned 24 last week, I've got a lot of homework, and that's about it. Anyways, back to the countdown to the worst albums of all time. 32.) Burzum-Daudi Baldrs I always hated this band. I got in an arguement with Tack over them. I downloaded this once, and it sucked (as expected). The story behind this album: Varg Vikernes, apart from having a one man metal project named Burzum, was also a (brief) member of legendary Black Metal band Mayhem. At some point, he killed one of the band members, and was arrested by the police. When they searched his house, they found several explosives, as well as the fact that he's a Neo-Nazi and a church burner. While in jail, he couldn't afford guitars, bass, or drums anymore, and also decided to give up the instruments because they are "Black." He changed his style of music to make music that is more in tune with being Aryan-making shitty music on a casio keyboard (again all he could afford) made in Japan that sounds like a teenager trying to make symphonic music on a casio keyboard. Oh, and he didn't record this as a joke. That's right, he was seriously trying to make an artistic statement by recording with a cheap casio keyboard. That's all you need to know. 31.) Ministry-Filth Pig After Psalm 69, you'd think that the follow up would be incredible. Think again. This sounds like a Al Jourgenson and co. decided to record a Black Sabbath tribute with samples and drum machines. It's a lazy affair, devoid of any memorable moments (save for "Reload" and "The Fall"), and a horrible cover of Bob Dylan's "Lay Lady, Lay." This album was also recorded while Al was deep into heroin addiction, so if any album should be proof enough that heroin is bad, this is one of them. 30.) The Happy Mondays-Yes, Please Another band that I never liked, the Happy Mondays were a dance-rock band from the 80's-90's who were fueled on E and just dull. Their last album though, is just shitty. There's no interesting moments (unlike on say, Thrills, Pills, and Bellyaches, which at least had it's moments in songs like "Kinky Afro" and "Step On"), the lyrics are incredibly cringe inducing, and sounds too much like it's trying to keep up with then current trends (again with trying to stay with the times). The band got back together recently, and has a new album on the way, but I doubt it will be as bad as this one.