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  1. Gary Floyd

    Hey Surrealist!

    Didn't WP and Oblivious Heel say similar things before they were banned?
  2. Gary Floyd

    Hey Surrealist!

    This may be the first banning of a personality that I really just don't care about. Or second if you count Paul's brief banning.
  3. Gary Floyd

    Hey Surrealist!

    When isn't he?
  4. Gary Floyd

    Hey Surrealist!

    This Ain't No Party/This Ain't No Disco/This Ain't No Foolin' Around
  5. Man, that is the best poster I've seen in years.
  6. Gary Floyd

    Top 10 Albums of 2006

    Well, after giving Agalloch and Xela's bew ones a listen, here's my thoughts: Agalloch is a rarity: A Black Metal band who I like, or at least doesn't strike me as trying too hard to be controversial in subject matter.. Xela's new one is boring though. Also, Black Sun Productions new album Operett Amorale is suprisingly good. Thom Yorke's The Eraser gets boring after a while though.
  7. Gary Floyd

    Grindhouse trailer

    Impressive. Personally, I'd show "Planet Terror" second.
  8. Gary Floyd

    Merry Christmas

    -Well, Monday, it will be Christmas. I hope you all have a happy holiday, and yule tide cheer and all that. -Anyways, I hate the fact that there is no snow right now. Right now, I'm visiting my parents for Christmas break, and I'm typing on one of their computers. Right now, it's 56 Degrees Farenheit, and it's raining instead of snowing. Excuse me, but what kind of bullshit is this? Seriously, this sucks. It's winter, it's almost Christmas, give me some fucking snow. I don't care how much there is, I just want snow. Is that too much to ask for? Come on, this is Ohio I live in, for God's sake. -Monday, a remake of Black Christmas comes out. I'm skipping it, since I love the original, and I'm really not looking forward to this one. -Anyways, again, Merry Christmas
  9. Gary Floyd

    Pictures I Like

    Oh fuck yes.
  10. Gary Floyd

    Dick waving, sabre rattling

    It will be like South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut in reverse.
  11. Gary Floyd

    What are you listening to right now?

    This Morn' Omina-N=NE
  12. Gary Floyd

    Dick waving, sabre rattling

    Glen Beck showed the video of the Iranian leader's speech where he waved the sword and yelled "Jihad......cut off the head of the Jew, American, British". Glen Beck sucks. That out of the way, so does Ahmadinejad.
  13. Gary Floyd

    Suggestions from people

    Nothin' g. I changed my name because lovecraft231 is a shitty name. Plus, gary floyd is the name of a Butthole Surfers song, and I figured it sounded better.
  14. Gary Floyd

    Okay, now this has gone too far.

    Merzbow's a PETA guy? Oh man, that sucks. Yeah, most of his recent output has been animal rights and fur is bad related, and all of his recent releases have had PETA's logo on the back. Hell, every time you see an article or review these days, it mentions his stance. I have no problem with him being a animal rights guy, but it's really gotten old. Didn't know you were a Merzbow fan. If so, that's good to know.
  15. Gary Floyd

    What are you listening to right now?

    Agalloch-Not Unlike The Waves Holy shit, a Black Metal band I actually like.
  16. Gary Floyd

    Suggestions from people

    When Gay Abe couldn't even save it, I knew it would suck.
  17. Gary Floyd

    Suggestions from people

    Right about now in the place to be Too $hort baby Gettin real funky with the motherfuckin Dangerous crew, bitch, with that old school Too $hort baby, Im so hard Pimpin these hoes on the boulevard But Im not here to tell ya bout me I got a little story bout a nasty freak Shes the kind of girl you think about in bed Blowjob betty givin real good head Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw She could blow more head than a whale blows water Blowjob betty make your dick get harder Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl A trip and a half around the world Catch her gettin busy, bitch wouldnt stop Shes the kind of girl thatll make your toes pop Every time I used to see her, I would know whats up Blowjob betty better blow me up I remember the day when I first met her Bitch kinda loose so I knew Id get her Walked up to her said My name is $hort, just what youve been lookin for Pimp is my game, I do it the best Hoe fuck with me, she dont get no rest Well after that, I ged the freak I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week And from the very first time I went to her house Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth $hort dogll get bitches anytime I wanna Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils Only stick it in about half way back Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck Niggas always sayin how they fucked that bitch But Im the only nigga that the bitch made rich Like any other tramp she loved to fuck With any motherfucker got nuts to suck I spit game to the bitch, just like this Why you runnin round suckin all that dick for no money? It didnt take long to stay true to the game And get my pimpin on But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe Bitch aint about money and shell never know how to get it Blowjob betty was dumb A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum She made money for a minute but she loved the sex So I cut the bitch loose like a old school vette 6 months later, Im still a pimp, Im still a player One night at a club, she was puttin in work All you had to do was step up to her She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine So I went in the back room, seen the bitch Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch? And to the players out there Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me Cause the player I am to the day Im dead I was sittin on the sink gettin some head It was all so good and much too true One young freak and a whole damn crew But then I shot that fatal nut Must of knocked that bitch on her BUTT She couldnt even breathe, she was holdin her throat Me and my homies just hit the door My homeboy said $hort dont worry But that next day I read this story A young girl died just last night She choked on sperm in her windpipe It was on her face, her neck, and chest And were sorry to say theres no suspect When I saw that my brain clicked I bust a nut and killed a bitch It might sound sick, it might be petty But ya never been sucked by blowjob betty! Beeyatch! Yeah hoe, yall niggas dont know though, thats it
  18. Gary Floyd

    Donald Trump destroys Rosie O'Donnell

    Damn, that was brutal. I loved it.
  19. Gary Floyd

    Okay, now this has gone too far.

    I still wish Merzbow would release a Christmas album...which given the fact that every album he does lately is in support of PETA, would deal with the exploitation of Reindeer.
  20. Gary Floyd

    Suggestions from people

    Oh shit Time to make haste And do what? Listen to Slayer. Or watch Beavis and Butthead. Or Both.
  21. Gary Floyd

    Top 10 Albums of 2006

    I can't stand Lady Sovereign. Anyways, a friend recommended Agalloch's Ashes Against The Grain and Xela's Dead Sea to me.
  22. Gary Floyd

    Top 10 Albums of 2006

    Well, it looks like I'm going to have to add Gnarls Barkley in Honerable Mentions. I guess the reason I forgot to is, while "Crazy" is a great song, I got tired of hearing it all the time. On second thought, it's taking the spot Boris had. Also, good to see Peeping Tom is getting some love here.
  23. Gary Floyd

    Suggestions from people

    "Epic cutting for attention maneuver!"
  24. Gary Floyd

    Suggestions from people

    I have filed a grievance with Ebay, yes. Oh for fuck's sake...
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