Gary Floyd

Front 242-Welcome To Paradise

Oh, and this is the last 2006 review Best Horror Movie:The Descent Worst Horror Movie: TIE: The Wicker Man and Rest Stop Goriest: Feast Funniest: Slither Best Remake: The Hills Have Eyes Worst Remake: The Wicker Man Least Interesting: See No Evil Most Cringe Inducing Moment: Hostel (Tendon Slicing) Best Kill: Abominable (Face and half of Skull bitten off) Best Foreign Horror: Calvaire Best Indie Movie: Hard Candy Deserved More Attention: The Roost, Abominable, Subject Two, The Dark Hours Guilty Pleasure: Snakes on a Plane Enough Already: The Saw and Final Destination Movies Best DVD: Street Trash 2 Disc edition Thank God it's on DVD: Cemetary Man Come on DVD Already!: From Beyond, Night of the Creeps, Monster Squad, Night of the Comet, Blood Diner Looking Forward To: Grindhouse, Pan's Labyrinth, Rogue, Priest

Stuff that was forgotten, and such Worst Arguments Anyone arguing with fanofcoils. Also, several arguments I got into this year, in particular me and Tack arguing over shitty Black Meatal act Burzum, and me arguing with Cena's Writer over Hugo Chavez/ Good to see him again: Carnival. Good to see you on TSM again. Should Have Been released as a single: Ghostface Killah-K.I.L.O., Peeping Tom-Kill The DJ I don't want to hear about it anymore: The Pit. Seriously, why do people (myself included) keep mentioning it? Thank God: The Republicans lost. I'm no Democrat or Republican, but thank God. Unanswered Questions: Why would anybody over the age of 20 (CronoT) watch Inuyasha? What the Fuck???: Otakukin, or people who really think that they are anime characters trapped in human bodies. Also, otherkin, or people who really think that they are dragons, elves, vampires, and other fictional entities trapped in a human's body. It's nothing new, but still: What the Fuck??? Show I watch that nobody else seems to: Masters of Horror. Come on folks, fucking watch it! Movie I'm looking Forward to in 2007: Grindhouse. This is going to kick so much ass. Ugliest Image: Britney's flappy poon. To think, years ago, we all wanted to see it, but now we want her to cover it up. Best Fad: NEDM Internet Legend Award: Goatse. Thank you for stretching out to us and making us sick.

But still, it's fucking Inuyasha! It is CronoT though.

If it doesn't have pulp, then I don't like it.

Or Cedric the Entertainer. I'm still worried, because again, I love this story. I think it's the geatest vampire story ever told. If antone has never read it, do yourself a favor and read it. It's damn good. I'm pretty sure that most would probsbly understand my doubts. Granted, this is actually going to be the third movie version of the story. The others are "The Last Man on Earth" and "The Omega Man."

Also, there's a movie version of "I Am Legend" coming out in November, with Will Smith. The fact that it stars him os just one reason I'm worried. The main reason is that Hollywood is going to (most likely) ruin one of my favorite stories of all time. Normally, I don't complain about Hollywood, but this just fills me with dread. Also, I just know the "Transformers" movie is going to disappoint.

Too early to make complaints.

Coil-The Wraiths & Strays of Paris

For me, Faith, Pornography, and The Head At The Door are the best Cure albums, and in that order. I agree with Edwin that Disintigration is a bit too long. Still a good album though.

Fidel Castro *BEST BET* Kurt Angle Big Show Gerald Ford *BEST BET* Randy Savage Mel Brooks George Bush sr.

I've seen it. Don't bother, because it sucks.

Ah, good choice there. Devo-Uncontrollable Urge

The horror...the horror...

I'm going to have to talk to my lawyer about, this, because i don't think I'm ready for this kind of responsibility,

I remember coming home once, and while chatting with my brother, he mentioned these guys at his highschool bragging about fucking a dog in a jackass style stunt.

Chris & Cosey-Driving Blind

Best Albums: Ghostface Killah-Fishscale The Roots-Game Theory Peeping Tom-Peeping Tom Worst Album: DJ Shadow-The Outsider Best Songs:Peeping Tom-Mojo The Roots-Don't Feel Right Worst Song: Daniel Powter-Had a Bad Day Most Disappointing: DJ Shadow-The Outsider Revolting Cocks-Cocked and Loaded Guilty Pleasure:The Sounds-Dying to Say this To You Front Line Assembly-Artificial Soldier Alright, enough's enough: Gwen Stefani Shut You're Whore Mouth: Paris Hilton Mixed Feelings: Depeche Mode's newest single Martyr Best Bands: The Roots, Mastadon Worst Bands: Nickleback, The Fray Best Artists: Ghostface Killah, Mike Patton Worst Artists: Kevin Federline, Fergie Overhyped: Artic Monkeys, My Chemical Romance, Lady Sovereign, Mars Volta, Sufjan Stevens, Muse Underhyped: Current 93 ,OOIOO, Foetus, Sparklehorse, The Rapture, Mono

I saw her on Letterman one night, and remember thinking to myself "Good God, people actually like her?" Mars Volta are pretty much every indulgent, negative stereotype of Prog Rock, and nothing more. Why some people love them so much is still beyond me.

"Michael's a bold guy-Bold's the right word, right?"

Or Spongebob? Wait, it's obvious he's gay, I mean turning our children gay...

Another teaser will hit the net Dec. 20th, or so I've heard.

Come on, Gay Abe is the best gimmick poster on TSM. Maybe that's why Leena's jealous: because she'll never be as popular. Oh, netslob, your sig rules (what can I say, I'm a KITH fan)